Title: Ten Is a Good Number
Rating: PG
Warnings: Unbeta-ed, non-canon, AU (I think cause Brera is in SMS here)
Genre: General, humour, crack
Word Count: 168
Main Character(s): Alto, Brera, Michel, Luca, mention of Ranka
Pairing(s): Implied Alto/Ranka
Summary: Luca wants to have ten children so he can rule the galaxy.
Disclaimer: Macross Frontier, characters and settings are copyright to Satelight and Studio Nue.
AN: I have no idea what transpired this but it came from the fact that FukuJun (Luca's seiyuu) is voicing Lelouch of Code Geass and Lelouch's crazy dad has tons of kids.
"You are not suited to be with her," said Brera, in his montone.
"Shut up," snapped Alto. "You have an even worse sister complex than Ozma does."
Brera looked like he wanted to stick his sword arm into Alto's chest.
"I bet you and Ranka will have cute children!" said Luca, cheerfully.
"Chil- children?" Alto stuttered, face turning red. "We're not married yet!"
"But you will be soon," said Michel, smirking. "So better start planning."
Brera was fondling his many little knives menacingly.
"I want ten children!" said Luca, happily.
They all turned to stare at him strangely.
"What, two children aren't enough?" Alto asked, faintly. Who in their right mind want ten children?
"Ten will be enough for me to spread them out and conquer the entire galaxy. I can have them compete against each other and see who will come out top and inherit my will." Luca's eyes were glinting and they -- Brera included -- wisely stepped back from the younger boy when he began to cackle.
End.