GORDON FREEMAN LEARNS THE TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS
Twas the night before Christmas,and the half life characters were all having a wonderful time(most of them).Kleiner and Magnusson were fighting over Mossman's gift. Combine soldiers were drinking eggnog and getting Freeman was[failing at]flirting with was depressed from the holiday stress(and the fact Alyx rejected him)and was about to kill himself,when Kleiner came over and gave him a sexy pep said the meaning of christmas wasn't to flirt with women younger than you or off yourself on christmas day,it was about the birth of baby g-man from the virgin listened on and on about kleiner and his stupid sexy peptalk,and decided to try once again to have a chance with alyx,when freeman was then turned into a fariy and transported to black mesa,and eaten by a bulllsquid.
THE END.