"Rei, what are you doing?"
"Cooking what does it look like?"
"…"
"What?"
"…"
"What do you want Kai? I'm not in the mood for your stupid games!"
"Aw! Don't be so mean!"
"After spending so much time with you, you expect me NOT to be mean? Forget it."
"…"
"Kai…"
"…"
"Ah! Put me DOWN!"
"No."
"Why!"
"Because I'm bored."
"Oh, so I'm your source of amusement now am I?"
"Yes."
"…"
"Don't move as much."
"I can move as much as I want!"
"Well, by tomorrow, you won't be able to walk for a while."
"That's it Kai! Put. Me. DOWN!"
"Quiet, you're giving me a headache!"
"…"
"…"
"Please put me down!"
"No."
"Please!"
"No, look, the bedroom door, almost there!"
"…"
"Oww!"
"PLEASE!"
"After that? No way!"
"I'll be a good kitty! Ah!"
"Then be one!"
"Drop me why don't you!"
"Just did? Didn't I?"
"Grr…"
"Got nothing of importance to say, then shut up."
"Leave me alone Kai! You've made me mad twice already today!"
"I'm heading to reach a record tomorrow then."
"How many would that be?"
"At the moment, the record for getting you mad and still getting sex is 20, I'm aiming for 25."
"Fuck you."
"No, fuck YOU"
"KAI!"
"Yes?"
"Don't do that!"
"Do what?"
"What you just did!"
"What? This?"
"YES! THAT!"
"Yes, as in yes do it?"
"KAIII!"
"Problem?"
"Yes! YOU!"
"I know I have problems Rei, but the therapist can't help."
"KAI! I told you to not do that!"
"Why?"
"Because!"
"Give me a good reason, and I'll stop."
"It tickles, ok!"
"…"
"What!"
"You're ticklish?"
"Yes, ok! I am ticklish! Now let…me…GO!"
"No way, that's not a good enough reason!"
"Grr…"
"…"
"Kai! Get your hand out of there!"
"Why?"
"Why is a child's favorite word. You are NOT a child!"
"I so am!"
"…"
"…"
"Ah! I told you not to do that!"
"But I love the face you pull! It's so cute!"
"…"
"I need to make you blush more often, it's cute."
"KAI!"
"See! Like that!"
"STOP IT!"
"We can get rid of the lighting now, your face is bright enough."
"…"
"Count."
"Why?"
"Because."
"I REFUSE to count!"
"Fine then! Say the alphabet, I'll tickle you if you don't.
"Fine!"
"It works!"
"A B C D E F G H…I J K L! M N O…P."
"Why'd you stop?"
"Because! I'm not going to say the alphabet for your sheer enjoyment!"
"Remember the consequences!"
"R S T uU…"
"Something wrong?"
"N-no…"
"Did I hit a soft spot?"
"Y-yes…"
"Awesome, that was the whole point of the alphabet."
"…Shit…"
"What?"
"The others are back!"
"How can you tell?"
"Notice the car out side."
"Dammed fun-ruiners!"
"They still don't know…"
"I say we let them find out. But I lost the spot, finish the alphabet."
"Ok!"
zzz
Kitty-cat: I know it's very wrong, but I got bored, tell me what you think!
PIES!