Galadriel why are you looking into the cat's water dish?
Denethor! Put that oil away, and what's our rule about matches?
Pippin please stop trying to push Faramir of the couth it's the first time he's slept in weeks.
Boromir stop blowing that dratted horn I just got the uruk-hai to bed!
Gollum, out of the freezer. Gimme that fish.
Merry, Pippin get out of the cupboard. Hey what are you smoking? Lets see some ID huh?
Aragorn have you any idea how much that cost?
Gimli , thank you kindly, but I think that you've chopped quite enough firewood.
Eowyn stop looking at Arwen like that and give your brother back his sword.
No witchking you can not keep it! I'm not even sure what it is!
Legolas, no skateboarding in the house.
Eomer kindly stop throwing forks at my elephant painting.
Sauron how many times have I told you; you cannot forge rings in the sandpit.
Gandalf, Saruman, stop hitting each other.
Sam OUT OF THE GARDEN!
Frodo get away form the fire or………IS THAT MY WEDDING RING?