This year for Christmas the night class decided not to visit Santa, but instead have a Secret Santa.
So all their names were put into a paper bag and each one drew a name.
Aidou drew Zero's name
Zero drew Chiji's name
Chiji drew Shiki's name
And so on. So when Christmas morning came...
Aidou: (5:30 at night) SANTAAAA! But I have to pee... But SANTA! *runs into lounge*
Shiki: Aidou! Stop running! You might run into him!
(Shiki has Santa tied upside down hanging from the ceiling)
Aidou: Nu-uuuuh!
Shiki: Shhhh! I didn't expect you to cum... If you'll keep it a secret I'll share him with you!
Aidou: Okay! *starts helping Shiki drag Santa up the stairs* Why are you doing this anyway?
Shiki: ... to see if he tasted like peppermint. Now hurry! Everyone will be up in a few minutes and we'll have to start the gift exchange!
Shiki and Aidou: *drag Santa's fat ass up the stairs*
Yuuki: *just waking up* Num. guuuuun murnnin *still recovering from the thanksgiving turkey bite* (see Kizee's thanksgiving story)
Chiji: *runs down steps* *trips* *falls* *barrel roles down the stairs*
Zero: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Shiki:*coming out of room* well let's get this over with
Kaname: So what did everyone buy me?
Zero: THE WORLD, MY LOVE!
Akatsuki: ZERO! He's hung over Kaname-sama... we had a party-
Kaname: I party I was not invited to?
Akatsuki: OKAY! CHRISTMAS EVE SMEX AND HE'S JUST HUNGOVER IS ALL!
Zero: *hiccup*
Kaname: ... I want Christmas smex...
Everyone: *backs away*
(TV flashes on)
(Vampire) Person: This is terrible! Vampren around the world have woken up to no Christmas Presents! Is this a new form of racism or is Santa really missing?
Shiki and Aidou: (now back downstairs) *slump down in seats*
Yuuki: (recovered) Oh no! This is terrible! Those children need presents and-
Ruka: Hey Yuuki?
Yuuki: Hm?
Ruka: *knocks her out with lamp*
Kaname and Zero: :O
Ruka: Did you want to deliver presents to all those children?
Kaname and Zero: *shakes head*
Ruka: Then shut up, my bitches.
Chiji: PRESANT TIME! Who wants to go first?
Aidou: Oooohhh ooooohhhhh me me! *raises hand high in air*
Chiji: :) okey dokey
Aidou: *pulls big box out from behind the tree* to you my dearest Zero
Zero: Eh thanks? *opens box* :O
Ruka: What is it whore?
Zero: *pulls out lingerie*
Yuuki: SMEXY!
Zero: Okay? *puts back in box* now my turn *pulls out medium sized box from under tree* here you go Ichiru
Chiji: its Ichijo
Zero: Whatever. Just open it
Chiji: *pulls on paper* Uhh...the paper won't come off
Zero: :3
Chiji: Well I'll read the card... *the card won't open*
Yuuki: ANYWAY! Here, Rima! I got this for you! ^^
Rima: Hair... dye?
Yuuki: Don't most gingers hate their hair color? *tilts head* wouldn't you rather be a burnet like me?
Rima: None of us do and like hell I would! Shiki!
Shiki: *sweating as he watches the screen* Uh yes?
Rima: Dye IT brown!
Shiki: It?
Rima: IT!
Shiki: *stupid moron that he is walked away*
Chiji: WAAAAAAAH D:
Zero: *keeps eyeing his present*
Yuuki: You can put it on Zero...
Zero: N-no way would I!
Shiki: *comes down with a chunk Santa's beard dyed brown*
Rima: WHERE DID YOU DYE YOUR HAIR?
Ruka: More importantly where did you shave that ball of fuzz from?
Shiki: ;)
Ruka: GROSS!
Chiji: *not paying attention to what is going on around him* IT WONT OPEN!
Kaname: Let me see it! *takes box from Chiji* *tears paper right off*
Chiji: :O you tore the card into pieces! Now how am I suppose to know who it is from?
Akatsuki: he handed it to you and said it was from him
Chiji: Oh well. *tries to open box*
Box: *won't open*
Chiji: *falls to the ground* WHY WORLD? WHY?
Akatsuki: 8peeks in the box* Oh, you'll love it! *let's the lid fall back into place.
Chiji: Ah! :D *runs over to take off lid*
Box: *DENIED*
Chiji: *walks into the bathroom and crawls into the toilet* Goodbye, cruel world.
Shiki: NO ICHIJO-SAN!
Kaname: Well if you really want to *presses flush handle thing*
Chiji: *to shiki* your present is the tiny one under the tree *goes down toilet*
Shiki: good-bye my love :'( *goes to tree* *finds present with his name on it* *opens* *pulls out heart locket necklace. inside is a picture of shiki on one side and on the other there is a picture of Chiji* :'(
Kaname: oh quite your bawling you baby. Now on to the important things. WHAT DID I GET FOR CHRISTMAS?
Yuuki: You heartless Jerk! *goes and hugs Shiki*
Everyone: *slaps Kaname before joining into the group hug*
Shiki: *sniff* Th-thankyou. *looks at Kaname* Ehehehehe :)
Kaname: GUYS!
Yuuki: SHUT UP! Don't come back until you find Chiji-san! Or I'll never talk to you again!
Kaname: Is that a threat?
Yuuki: UGH! GO!
Kaname: *steps in toilet* You all really want me to do this?
Everyone: LEAVE!
Kaname: Well okay... *flush*
Yuuki: You heartless Jerk! *goes and hugs Shiki*
Everyone: *slaps Kaname before joining into the group hug*
Shiki: *sniff* Th-thankyou. *looks at Kaname* Ehehehehe :)
Kaname: GUYS!
Yuuki: SHUT UP! Don't come back until you find Chiji-san! Or I'll never talk to you again!
Kaname: Is that a threat?
Yuuki: UGH! GO!
Kaname: *steps in toilet* You all really want me to do this?
Everyone: LEAVE!
Kaname: Well okay... *flush*
Zero: Do you want to know what I got him?
Chiji: *sticks head out of toilet* YES!
Everyone: Chiji?
Kaname: He wasn't all that far down there.
Shiki: CHIJI!
Chiji: *pushes shiki away, and pulls out box Zero gave to him* Why won't this box open!
Akatsuki: What are you talking about? I got it opened.
Chiji:*pulls on lid to box*
Box: Wrong (also see Kizee's Thanksgiving story)
Chiji: *pulls more* please?
Box: Wrong
Chiji: PLEASE!
Box: WRONG!
Chiji: But-
*Santa comes tumbling out of the closet he was shoved in and down the stairs, squishing many Night Class vampires that no one cares about in the process*
Santa: Ho... Ho... Ho... *tongue rolls out of mouth*
Everyone: It's Santa! :D
Rima: With a brown dyed beard... SHIKI!
Shiki: O.O
Chiji: Please?
Box: WRONG
Everyone: *starts shoving Shiki into the toilet*
THE END