Ninetailsgirl94: Ciaossu everyone, it's me ninetailsgirl94 here to apologize for not updating ANY stories. The reason for that being school (which I'm now free of!) and not feeling like the Pokemon mood anymore T_T,

Samantha_Riccio: We're currently very sleep deprived and hyped up on coffee and soda and of course both of us are addicted to Katekyo Hitman Reborn so our minds combined have created something that we hope you like.

Oh, and we sadly don't own anything in this…

Ninetailsgirl94: So please enjoy our random story which I hope will end up making sense. This is an attempt at the AU.

Prologue

Luce hummed as she sat in her office creating invitations for all of her friends, a huge smile played on her face. She paused as she thought of what to put next.

She along with Mammon, Lal, and Lussuria had come up with a list that they hopped people would obey, if anything Mammon would fine them if they didn't.

"Rules," Luce called.

Mammon took the list from Lal as she read off the first five rules. Lal took the paper back and read the other five rules. Luce smiled giggled as she edited a few things. Until the final draft was ready, Lal, Mammon, Lussuria stood from their seats and walked over to the desk and read over her shoulder. Smirks on their faces as Luce hit print, thirty-five invites.

"Now girls… plus Lussuria, we start folding!" Luce exclaimed with a smile. She took a deep breath. "SKULL," She shouted, Skull was in the room in a heartbeat.

Luce handed the man the papers, he asked what they were for but Luce told him it wasn't important at the moment, and all he needed to do was fold the papers she would take care of the rest. Skull did as he was ordered by his boss. Not wasting any time in fear she would kill him.

It only lasted thirty minutes. Lussuria took care of placing the papers in the envelopes that already had the addresses of each person they would be sent out to.

"Lufufufufu" Luce laughed as she had sent thirty-five hawks to take the letters to said people. Mammon blinked at her boss.

"You know… Lussuria and I could have taken the letters to the Varia."

'Lufufufu,"

"That laugh is terrible, think of a better one."

"Lufufufu," Lal shook her head.

Luce frowned as she walked to her room, saying she was tired after typing. The girls, Plus Lussuria shrugged as they returned home.

Reborn

At the Sawada house hold the strongest Hitman alive sat on the porch as he looked at the night sky. He frowned when a hawk flew over his head; it dropped the letter from Luce then flew away. He opened the letter and scanned over it.

Dear Friends,

I am forcing… I mean inviting you all to a sleep over that will be held at Kokuyo Land. (Mukuro Rokudo you stupid illusionist you don't get a flipping saying in it… P.S. you Douche bag this is Mammon, I want my money hoe!)

It will be held Friday right after school, if you are not there by 8:00 P.M. On the dot Lal will personally hunt you son of a bitches down, and skin you alive. You must bring sweets! Mandatory if you don't Lussuria gets your asses.

There will be rules that EVERYONE must follow or you will die.

Rule 1: Guy's aren't allowed to have contact with the women unless they are willing to pay Mammon's fee.

Rule 2: if anyone wants to leave they must pay Mammon's fee.

Rule 3: Mention Taboo's and your ass is Voldermort's (provided by Mammon's Illusions, remember if it's not by Mammon's its crap).

Rule 4: No one, (not even Hibari OR Mukuro) is allowed to touch sweet innocent Chrome (If you touch Chrome I'll kill you bitches, P.S. still Mammon).

Rule 5: Look at any of the girls inappropriately, and Lal will slap you all to death.

Rule 6: Anyone tells the Fangirls/boys where we are, and you will be fed to the Sharks. (Squalo: Squeals!)

Rule 7: If you are not out of Kokuyo Land by Midnight (That's not of the day of the 'gathering' [because the men are all scared to call it a sleep over]) you will be attacked by Mutant Pineapples (provided by Fran).

Rule 8: Anyone who touches Bel's crown (Besides Mammon) will be executed.

Rule 9: Anyone touches Squalo's sword will be shark food. (Squalo: Squeals… again).

And the main… and IMPORTANT RULE THAT EVERYONE MUST FOLLOW OR THEY WILL REGRET IT Rule 10 bitches: Say anything mean to any of the girls and you will be sent to Lussuria's "chambers" (Lussuria: Rape Face).

Hope to see you all Friday. Love

Luce, Lal Mirch, Mammon Esper and Lussuria, (Lussuria: Winks).

Reborn's face had gone pale as he read. "Good lord we are all going to die."

"Said something Reborn?" Tsuna asked. Reborn looked at Tsuna and told him to move to Canada, dye his hair, change his name, and never look back. Tsuna was confused, until a hawk attacked him leaving the letter and left. (With his wallet for Mammon, of course,).

Tsuna read his letter, now completely understand why Reborn told him to do all that, but it was too late. He had read the letter; the girls (plus Lussuria) knew he read it.

The other members of the house hold got the same letter, even Mama, but her letter was so sweet and innocent. Reborn cursed the day they found the first Sky Arcobaleno after the curse was broken.

Kokuyo Land

Mukuro and his gang each read the letters they had just received from Luce. He read the letter out loud to everyone since their letters were all the same. "Well that seems like a wonderful plan."

"Mukuro-San…" Ken started, Chikusa stopped the boy. Saying he would realize in three…two…one…

"WAIT WHAT ABOUT KOKUYO LAND?" Mukuro re-read the letter about five times before he cursed "DAMN YOU VIPER!"

Varia

Mammon and Lussuria walked into the Varia mansion, tired looks on their faces as they passed by the living room. Everyone and they mean everyone was there reading the letters. When they caught sight of the Mist and sun, they were ready to make a beeline for their rooms. Until Squalo hugged Mammon,

"PERFECT ALOE HAS BEEN WAITING FOR A GOOD SNACK!" The silver haired female shark squealed swinging the younger girl around. Mammon glanced at the others members. Xanxus held a…smirk? While Bel's cherisher cat grin was on his face as he took Mammon from Squalo. A knife was to the Arcobaleno's neck.

"What's this about you being able to touch the Princes crown?" Mammon only smirked as she took Bel's crown off his head, removed her hood and placed the Princes crown on her head. He wouldn't deny, it made her look even more like a Princess.

Perfect for a Prince like himself, with one swift movement Mammon was lifted into the Princes; arms, (bride style) and the two were gone in the blink of an eye.

"VOI DON'T RAPE MAMMON DAMNIT!"

"IT'S NOT RAPE IF I YELL SURPRISE AND SHE LIKES IT!" Be replied.

Xanxus' held a grin as he placed his hands on the swordswomen's shoulder, she let out a yelp as she was dragged to the Kings chambers.

"Damn that bitch; always getting the boss to herself." Levi started to talk with Lussuria who just ignored the lighting Guardian to return to his room. Levi needless to say cried himself to sleep that night, much like every other night.

Gokudera and everyone else

Yamamoto laughed while Gokudera only mumbled his annoyance. The others who had received their letters felt excitement as they waited for Friday to come around.

Ninetails94: HAHAHA that was fun :D this is the first time I'm writing a story with my baby sister :D All the other times she edited my stories XD, well anyways, we just wanted to say, to what little Leviathan fans are out there who read this. We for some reason aren't Levi fans, maybe because he's in love with Xanxus.

Yes, we made Squalo a girl because there needs to be more women in Katekyo Hitman Reborn! Anyways, please R&R telling us what you think. Keep in mind, it's 2:39 P.M. Here and we haven't had sleep all night.

Also we are allowing you to pick. Should Fran be 9 or 19! We want to see what you guys think! Peace, Love, Tranquilly, and guns. (Don't forget the cotton Candy~).