A/N: Okay, so... I got Bellatrix's bird skull necklace for Christmas (you know, the necklace from the movies... You can buy it at Hot Topic!), and have started to do what Bella's doing in this without even knowing it. It's quite freaky, really. I think the necklace is cursed... This is gonna be switching PoV here, but I think you can figure out who's talking. Their thoughts are a bit... disjointed, especially Bella's, and they're both thinking about themselves in third person... I think... Mostly each paragraph switches...
Disclaimer: J. K. R. owns all. Notice this is called a FANFICTION.
She was in a meeting, staring at the Dark Lord, her Dark Lord, he was her's, all her's, or she hoped that, at least. She really wasn't listening to a word he was saying, she was too preoccupied... the necklace was just so weird. She couldn't stop herself from stroking it... it was so... so... pretty, yeah, pretty.
"Bella. Bella. Bella! Are you listening to a word I'm saying?" Obviously she wasn't, she was just staring at him, or staring into space maybe. He wondered what she was thinking... and her Occlumency shields were up. Great. It must be something she didn't want him to know, he almost regretted getting her out of Askaban, and then he just had to give her that necklace, now he thought she thought he actually cared... well even if he did, a little, she still had to listen... "Bellatrix!" Wait, she was paying attention now, and she'd stopped doing... something, what was it, it was... He didn't know. "Just making sure you were PAYING ATTENTION TO ME!"
I went back to playing with the bird skull, why did it have to be so addicting, why? ...
There! She was... Stroking her necklace? Wow, now he really regretted giving it to her...
A/N: Not really very humorish, but there really wasn't a category for "Completely Wacko Ramblings of a Complete Wacko", so this had to work. Review if you read? Please?