A Great Assistant
Padmé Amidala lay in her bed one night beside her husband. Which in itself was an unfortunately rare occurrence that really shouldn't have been. But seeing as her husband, Anakin Skywalker, was a Jedi Knight, and the Jedi code forbade attachments of any kind. It had to be this way.
'Oh the price one pays for love.' She mused.
It was a relatively comfortable night in the apartment on 500 Republica lane that Padmé called home. The usual sounds of the city outside faint and familiar. There should have been nothing keeping her from slumber. And yet. Leave it to her ever restless mind to keep her awake at this precise moment.
'Well, it's not all bad. Ani's home. Which is more than I can say for most nights.' She thought, letting out a small sigh.
"Hey." Came a quiet voice beside her. "You still awake?"
She shifted around to face her beloved. "Yeah." Came her semi-sleepy reply.
"Can't sleep?"
"Mmhmm."
"Something on your mind?"
"You know me far too well sir Jedi."
She could just make out his grin in the dim light.
"Probably." He said as he scooted to pull her closer. "Try talking to me about some of it, maybe it'll help clear your mind."
She took her time snuggling up to him before beginning. "Boobs are weird."
"What?"
"Boobs are weird. They're just sacks of flesh that grow on the chests of humanoid females. All for the singular purpose of producing milk to feed their babies. If they even have any babies. But other than that, pervs just think they're sexy. But they're not. They're just the body's milk-makers."
"...Okay?"
Not ok. He was kinda lost, and incredibly confused. He was certain she was aware of this fact though, if her slight chuckling was anything to go by.
"You sure about that Knight Skywalker?" She teased.
"Well if that was one of the things keeping you up, then I'm glad to be of some assistance." He replied.
"You're a great assistant Ani."
"You're welcome my lady."
And with that, he placed one last kiss in her hair before the both of them drifted off to sleep.
Fin
AN: This one was uh, something I came up with at like, one in the morning, I swear! It's super weird I know- but eh, skrew it. What even is my liiife. I'm such a wreck.
Focus girl focus.
Ok, RR. You know the drill. Please. I beg of you.
And with that. I'm out! Peace!
XOXO- QueendomofCrows