Disclaimer: Naruto and its characters were created and are owned by Masashi Kishimoto.
Title: Mobile Phone Guardian
Pairings: Sasuke/Naruto
Rating: M / R
Genre: Romance/Humor
A/N-3/11/2011: Hey guys! I know I forgot something after so long. Many apologies! Just want to explain to you guys that this story is actually the repost and re-edited version of the story 'Handphone Guardian'. Some of you may still remember me as CHEALSEA. It's been years since I left this story hanging and I've decided yet again to re-edit everything and change the original plot a bit. So please continue to show your love to MOBILE PHONE GUARDIAN aka Hand Phone Guardian.
Mobile Phone Guardian
by Yougurholic
Chapter 1
This story began on a hot summer day in Konoha Gakuen with a young boy named Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto was a social outcast – no one knew why, however he was determined so by the school's Miss Haruno Sakura, the most popular girl in the school. and also known as Naruto's most
unfortunate object of affections.
The only thing Naruto ever did to her was ogling at Haruno-san the very first time he saw her at the school's yard with her friends, nothing no other (cough* rock Lee-kun*cough) hadn't done before, but for unknown reasons Haruno-san had disliked him in particular and there began Naruto's misery.
Now the sole friend Naruto possessed was his long time online friend Kyuubi, who often gave him love advices; more like methods to heal Haruno-san's inflicted physical injuries and get the boy to spice up a bit! But Naruto was not to be let down like that for Naruto's dream was to be acknowledged by everyone in the school, and he worked very hard for it.
But for now, he was sitting alone as usual in his Math's class taught by none other than Hatake Kakashi-sensei. He was everyone's favourite teacher because besides being a most avid and dedicated "Icha Icha Paradise" fan, he was damn gorgeous when he didn't wear his odd mask (ask the girls present in the last Tanabata school festival during the "incident" ) which, was almost never.
*BeepBeep*
You've got 1 new message
'Hmm..A message? Kyuubi?', thought Naruto startled when he heard his cell phone
'Wait…he never calls or texts me like this out of the blue…he knows that I'm in class right now, it must be an emergency!' he stood up from his seat near the window.
"Kakashi-sensei! Kakashi-sensei! Can I go to the loo?" he shouted while raising his hand.
Kakashi raised his eyes questioningly from his perv book.
"Naruto, this is like the third time today that you requested this on my class alone." he sighed.
"But..Kakashi-sensei, I really, REALLY need to go or else I'll probably pee on m-"
"EEWW! Shut up loser!", screamed Sakura who was sitting in the back of the class with a disgusted sneer on her pretty face. "Please Kakashi-sensei let him just GO!"
Kakashi sighed once again. These kids are really nothing but trouble he thought to himself.
"Very well, Naruto you may go, but simply because otherwise I have no idea how to cover Haruno-san's poor virgin ears."
"KAKASHI-SENSEI!" yelled a red-faced Sakura.
"Arigato Kakashi-sensei!"
Naruto quickly left the classroom and went below the 2nd floor's staircase and started reading the message.
#~Love Navigation~
Hi there! You were chosen to be granted a wish, whichever it may be! Please close your eyes and think really hard of what you want the most in the world! Think of your deepest and truest desires and it shall be granted!#
"Huh? What the… What the hell is this? I wonder if this is one of Kyuubi's jokes…" he went to check the sender information.
"Unknown? Is that even possible…? Oh, why should I even bother! Stupid thing.." he sighed as he looked sadly through a window at the football field, some teammates were cheering each other up when one of the guys missed the goal.
"Damn…I wish I had something like that…Someone who would cheer me up whenever I'm feeling down…a friend…someone who loved me for who I am and whose nearby, not like Kyuubi who's like miles away from Konoha…" he looked sorrowfully a few more moments till his mobile started vibrating all of a sudden.
"What the- I could almost swear I turned the vibration mode off?" - and suddenly the screen went black with only one small phrase in white was written.
#~Love Navigation~
Wish granted! Enjoy your wish at it's fullest!#
Naruto's mobile fell off his hands with the shock and a white flash from nowhere suddenly appeared and next thing he knew, something...no, scratch that, SOMEONE was…hugging him?
Rewind back 2 seconds ago…nope, no one was there, so that means…
"Hmm… My lover…" - a sensual voice whispered slowly.
'NANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII?' Naruto blushed like a tomato when he felt those muscular arms surrounding him more tightly even, as if protecting him and damn him if it didn't feel good… Wait!
What if it was a pedophile or something?
"Gaaaah! Let go! HENTAI!" he screamed as he pushed the other body away, turning around abruptly he stood rooted to the ground and his jaw literally fell to the floor.
Hot was the only possible word fit to describe that guy. With black charcoal eyes and black-bluish hair, the guy looked literally like a sex-god! But the outfit…ok, why the hell was he having
a nosebleed over a GUY?
'Oh, yes: The lack of clothes except for that sadomaso-looking…thong/pants?'
"Master? Something the matter?" the guy stated with a small smirk looking over his fair-looking master…
"MASTER? Who the hell are you, teme!" Naruto yelled waking up from his trance.
"Why, yes." He stated looking slightly surprised "You did wish for a lover didnt you, dobe?" Naruto looked still lost " *sigh* I am Uchiha Sasuke, a Mobile Phone Guardian and from now on
my mission is to protect you and become your lover. That was your wish on Love Navigation was it not?" he slowly approached Naruto with a devious look "And I must never disobey my Master's orders, now must I?"
"I...I..I... don't believe you!" Naruto stuttered in panic now and started backing away from Sasuke and nearing the building's wall.
"Well, then, I must prove you wrong." he smirked "Don't I?"
"NO! Stop! What are you gonna do? Stop there! NO! HOLD IT! Get away! You bastard, I-" his back hit the wall "STOP RIGHT THERE!"
"Oh? You mean here?..." Again Sasuke was all over Naruto, his arms on both sides of the panicked and the currently struggling flushed blond and whispered gently on his left ear, touching Naruto's earlobe slightly with his lips "I like you, I really do…But why are you making this situation so difficult for the both of us?..." he kissed Naruto's forehead quietly as he held up the blond's arms with just enough strength to not hurt him.
Suddenly the school's bell rang and Naruto taking Sasuke's confusion to his advantage broke free of his grasp. "Look, I really have no idea how the hell's this possible, this wish thing but I
really, REALLY need to get back to the classroom, pronto!"
He started walking/running back to his class when he noticed Sasuke was still following him as if it was the most normal thing in the world. Then he remembered Sasuke's "outfit".
"TEME! Please wear something MORE appropriate will you? If you're gonna follow me, you might as well dress like a student here!" he said blushing and trying to look away. Sasuke looked positively confused by Naruto's antics by now. "What's wrong with my clothing?"
"We're in school grounds, that's what! And you're particularly almost naked!"
Sasuke sighed, grabbed Naruto's mobile from the blond's hand and took a quick photo of his uniform and then the screen gave out these words:
#~Love Navigation~
Clothes accepted! Please wait a moment!#
Again, a white light surrounded Sasuke and next thing Naruto knew, Sasuke was wearing the same uniform with much more elegance, Naruto couldn't even believe anyone could look that
good on that simpleton's uniform. Nor could he believe he was suffering from a new nosebleed…
"How the…when…but…?" Naruto stuttered.
Sasuke took his hand and smiling cockily said;"Shall we go to class, Master?"
Something in his mind warned Naruto that Sasuke's definition of "class" was not exactly the one Naruto's virgin mind had. As they began to walk again, hand by hand, to class Naruto suddenly remembered two small details and automatically blanched.
1 – How could he get out of this mess?
2 – How the hell was he gonna explain Sasuke's presence to the whole school?
TBC