Since I like stories when Naruto pretends to be someone he's not, and I had this idea of a story, I decided to try writing something.

Please keep in mind that this is my first fanfic ever and my grammar is really bad, since English is not my first language.

I will see if you will like it and if you do I'll probably continue it so please review

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Naruto characters. I wish I did sigh when will the next star fall?

A/N It is a Sasu/Naru story it will just.. take a while Not long.. But a while:)

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Prologue

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If you looked outside at this time of the night you would see the flashing lights in bright colors flipping on and off while the clock chimed 12 o 'clock.

At the same time a watch showed the bright green numbers 12:00, and right on time he heard the footsteps on the hall. Sucking in his breath he waited till the footsteps faded. When he didn't hear them anymore he looked at the situation he was in right now. Clinging to the ceiling with a bright red grid on the floor, that he could only see because he was wearing his special sunglasses, while red beams cris-crossed the room in search of something suspicious.

Dropping from the ceiling, he twisted in midair to avoid being hit by a beam. He landed with his legs spread, each in a different grid with his hands on the floor, he arched his back to avoid being hit by another beam at the exact same place where his back was just seconds before. Another red beam came towards his legs while another came from above towards his stomach. Flipping backwards he landed in a crouch. Trying to make his way to the middle of the room he dodged more red beams while carefully trying not to hit the ones on the floor. Ducking as one came soaring at his head he finally made it.

The glass cabinet was probably the easiest part. He took 2 diamond nails from his right pocket putting them on his gloved fingers. Placing the nailds on the glass, he made a circle big enough for his hand to fit trough and the object he was currenly stealing. Carefully taking the glass circle out he looked closely at the shining stone. 'That something to small could be so valuable' he thought. He took a small weight from his left pocket that he placed in the cabinet while taking out the stone. Then he left the same way he came, carefully avoiding and dodging the beams. When he came to the door he looked at his watch which said 1:30. Precisely timed the guards outside the door walked away to change shifts. He quietly opened the door and slipped out. Taking off before the new guards came back, he climbed out the window. In the morning all that they would find was a small weight on it with a orange nine tailed fox.

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.: Naruto's Apartment :.

Making the annoying sound everyone hates in the morning, Naruto's alarm clock screamed 7:00. Slamming his fist on the damned thing, he turned his back to it while snuggling in his very warm blanket. Ten minutes later the alarm screamed again. Grumbling he decided it was time to wake up for the first day of school. Getting out of bed he walked into the bathroom. Stripping from his boxers, he stepped into the stall and the freezing water.

"AAAAAHH"

That certain woke him up.

"Good morning class." Chimed the teacher

"Good morning Jiraiya-sensei." Chimed the class

"Good morning Ero-sennin.' Chimed a very annoying brat in the back of the class.

Glaring the so called 'Ero-sennin' made his way to the back of the class. Looking up and to his left Naruto saw it comming.

SMACK

Naruto rubbed the back of his head.

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?" The blonde screamed

"OUT!" The perve.. err teacher said.

"WHAT? WHY?" The blonde retorted

"The principal wants to see you."

The class snickered. Hushed whispers behind his back:

"What did he do this time?"

"Figures."

"Can't stay out of trouble."

"Weirdo."

"Freak."

It hurt. A long time ago it hurt. Not anymore. Not since he had friends. He smiled while walking down the hall to Tsunade's office. Some may call it weird for him and Tsunade to be on friendly terms. But when you came there as often as he did..

Opening the door to the teachers lounge he greeted Shizune who was carrying a pile of papers towards the office. Offering to carry them since he was going that way anyway, she gave him the pile while saying she owed him. Puzzled he looked at her while she hurried away.

Knocking on the door with his foot before opening it with his elbow he walked inside and dropped the papers on Tsunade's desk. Noticing a vein started popping on her forehead, Naruto soon found out why Shizune owed him. No one wanted to be in a room alone with Tsunade when she was raging.. Again.

Suddenly she stopped raging en glared at him, walked over so she stood right before him, then glared at him some more.

"Ok, Naruto, tell me one thing."

"..."

"Why haven't I heard of you all summer!" She hugged him hard to her chest.

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.: Lunch :.

The talk of the day at lunch was the headline of the newspaper: Kyuubi strikes again! While most were talking about who he could be and what he would steal next a selected group was talking about something completely, and yet completely not, different.

"You seriously haven't noticed it?" Shikamaru said. They, excluding Naruto, were sitting at their usual table with their usual group that consisted of Shikamaru, Chouji, Lee, Tenten, Hinata.

"Have noticed what Shikamaru?" A voice behind him asked. Glancing over his shoulder he saw Naruto standing there looking at him.

"Tch, nothing, too troublesome to explain. Did you get your food?"

"No, I was just going to, can I borrow some money? Pleaaaseee?" Naruto pouted.

"Tch." Shikamaru gave him some money and Naruto went to stand in the long long line.

"Umm.. Noticed what again?" Tenten asked

"That Naruto is much different when he's not aware of his surroundings. Like he's wearing a mask or something."

"I don't see it." Chouji said

"Tenten?"

"Yes?"

"You take weapon mastery right? Are you any good at trowing?"

"Yess.. So?"

"Trow your fork at Naruto"

"WHAT?"

"Just do it ok?"

"Ok, If you say so.. But if I hospitalize him it's your fault"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, just trow the damn thing. Che, women, so troublesome." Shikamaru mutterd. Tenten picked up her fork and took a deep breath. She then trew her fork hard and precisely at the back of Naruto's head. She prayed to god that he would trip accidently and avoided being hit, but her mouth opened with shock when his hand shot up and catched the fork between 2 fingers. When he realized what he had done he spun around looking for the one who trew it. He looked at the shocked, and smug in Shika's case, looking faces of his friends and froze. He dropped the fork and ran out of the lunchroom.

"Uh, Oh.."

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cries while muttering about Naruto never getting together with Sasuke