I was reading a fanfic when I thought of a hilarious story! It will probably be short but I don't care. Here it goes. The song "Barbie Girl" belongs to Aqua. Not me. I'm just adding it in.It was very quiet in the Akatsuki household. No one was awake except for one crazy drunk dude named Deidara. he accidentally got into the wine cabinets ended up drinking 3 bottles of this imported fine wine from Italy. This caused him to become a pervert and go wake Sasori up.
"Hey Sasori no Danna, wake up. I got to tell you something." Sasori sighed as he rolled over and looked directly at Deidara. "What do you want?" "Well..."
Deidara gets up and music begins to play by itself.
"I'm a Barbie girl, in my barbie world..."
Sasori shot straight up realizing what Deidara is attempting to do. "Um.. Deidara, you're drunk. Stop."
"You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere..." Deidara did a sexy dance for Sasori. The grossness of the scenario almost made Sasori barf. "First of all.. HECK NO! I refuse to undress you in any way, shape, or form. Second, why are you wearing a pink bikini? This is ridiculous." "Come on Sasori let's go party." "Uh... Oh what the heck. I got nothing to lose. Let's do this." They had sex and passed out afterwards until their fellow Akatsuki members came that morning. Ever since then, Deidara has never had a drink again.