A hetalia one shot with GermanyXItaly. Contains yaoi and some explictness. M to be safe. Please no hate I'm still new at this!

"Doitsu!" a small voice yelled.

"Italy?" a large blonde man answered walking up to the Italian mildly worried.

"I can't tie my shoes." The Italian explained with tears in his eyes. The German bent down with a sigh and quickly tied his shoes.

"Yay! Doitsu is amazing!" the Italian exclaimed upon seeing his tied shoes. The blonde blushed lightly.

"Let's go home." He said gruffly.

Germany was exhausted when they arrived home. He had spent the past several weeks fighting the allies and taking care of Italy. "I'm going to take a shower." He announced walking toward the bathroom. Italy smiled and nodded.

"It's siesta time." He decided aloud as Germany entered the bathroom. He walked over to the bed and quickly stripped off his clothes. He then lay down promptly falling asleep.

Ten minutes later Germany shut off the water and got out of the shower. He wrapped himself in one of the fluffy green towels hanging up and walked out of the bathroom to find clothes. He paused looking at the sleeping Italian. He's so cute! Germany thought smiling. Then he shook his head blushing why was he thinking that about Italy? He shoved the thought to the back of his head and moved to get his clothes.

Suddenly his foot caught on the Italians clothes that were carelessly tossed on the ground. He stumbled and fell onto the sleeping Italian.

"Ve?" the Italian looked at the blonde on top of him sleepily. Germany's eyes widened as a blush highlighted his cheeks. He was completely naked as the towel had fallen off as he fell.

"Germany?" called a voice from outside the bedroom door and before the unfortunate blonde could move or respond the door opened. Japan stood in the doorway blushing as he looked at the German and Italian in a very compromising position.

"S-s-sorry!" he stammered as the door slammed shut.

"Germany what's going on?" Italy asked confused.

"Um ... well, uh … you see ..." Germany stammered redefining the color red.

"Germany's so big. Bigger than me." Italy said staring between his legs and interrupting his stammering. Germany turned a dark reddish purple earning him a concerned look from the Italian. He moved off the Italian and quickly got dressed muttering about "going to find Japan." He didn't even notice his pants were on backwards as he practically ran out of the room.

Later, Germany walked into the bedroom and looked at the sleeping Italian. He's so cute! Germany thought and then shook his head.