Scene 1

Ship Rommie: Reactor overload sooner than you think

Dylan: Rommie! Shut down the wachamacallit, while I conveniently reach the critical area at the last possible second

Scene 2

All: Surprise!

Dylan: So many candles….

Harper: Tyr rendered…….

Beka: Shut up!

Scene 3

Beka: So, Tarn Vedra has emotional significance for you, and so if I wanted to go you would be easily convinced?

Dylan: Yes.

Beka( behind his back): Yes! (to him) Well I have I way for us to get there. Here are the plans as a present for me, I mean, you

Scene 4

Tyr: I don't wanna go to Tarn Vedra. It's too dangerous

Beka: But they like, have weapons and stuff .

Tyr: Alright, I'll stay around. Weapons are cool!

Scene 5

Harper: is the mysterious doo-hikey…?

Beka: ssh! That's for another episode.

Harper: Sorry.

Scene 6

Dylan: The path to Tarn Vedra looks dangerous and it was written by a nutcase. Should I be worried?

Beka: No.

Dylan: Okay let's go.

Scene 7

( time passes and they have gone through part of the journey)

Twin black holes: We're bored, let's trap the Andromeda between us.





Scene 8

Beka: We're stuck

Dylan: Go take a break

Beka: Why?

Twin holes: So, you'll have a chance to take flash, dummy, now take it!

Beka: Who said that?

Dylan: Said what?

Beka: Nothing.

Scene 9

Beka: Hey Trance

Trance: I 'm gonna faint and be in a critical condition

Beka: Why? To push me over the edge?

Trance: Well.. uh…*faints*

Scene 10

Beka: What's wrong with her?

Rev: How the smeg should I know? I'm a Wayist, not a doctor.

Beka: why don't you conveniently go so that I can make flash.

Rev: Okay.

Scene 11

Trance*wakes up*: Flash, bad

Beka: Flash, good.

Scene 12

Dylan: Good job.

Beka: You're such a smug smeghead!

Dylan: huh?

Beka: Sorry. I always have severe moodswings

Dylan: you do?.. Anyway.. take a break…

Black holes: so you can take more flash…

Dylan: huh?

Beka: I don't hear anything..

Dylan: and so I can read this diary, which I should have read before embarking on this trip.

Beka: No you can't! It's mine! Mine!

Scene 13

mins later

Beka: Sorry

Dylan: No problem. I'm a nice guy.

Black holes: Why the frell is she taking flash in plain site of Andromeda sensors??



Scene 14

Harper: Beka, flash sux, it like makes people crazy and stuff

Beka: mind your own bizwax or else.

Harper: Okay.

Scene 15

Beka: I am Beka Valentine! I know the way to Tarn Vedra!

Dylan: On second thought, let's not go to Tarn Vedra, it is a silly place.

Beka: Chicken! Puck Puck Puck!

Dylan: Go rest!

Beka: Are you threatening me?

Tyr: Beka is on drugs.

Dylan: What? Aside from her severe mood swings , she has no symptoms.

Scene 16

Dylan: Gimme the flash bottle

Beka: okay, but only if you catch it so I can do one more slip jump.

Dylan: okay.

Scene 17

(in V-deck cell)

Beka: Well, I'm gonna just pace around and mumble to myself until Rev shows up for me to shoot him.

Scene 18

Rev: Don't feel guilty about Beka's taking flash,

Trance: Same to you.

Scene 19

Beka: Withdrawl sucks. Gimme more flash!

Rev: No

Scene 20

Dylan: Let's get outta here.

Tyr: Hey you went the wrong way!

Dylan: It's Beka's fault

Tyr: Sure, blame her

Scene 21

Beka(taunting): I'm driving from the slip core! I'm driving from the slip core!

Scene 22

Rev(who was shot): I need to speak to Dylan about guns being left around.

Scene 23

Harper: Beka got control of the ship because of my overrides.

Dylan: Thanx a lot!

Scene 24

Beka: What are you doing here? It's not the last possible second before the ship explodes.

Dylan: oh well.

Rommie: it's the last possible second.

Beka: might as well suffer from overdose.

Dylan: piloting and saving the ship at the last second.

Scene 25

Dylan: wakey wakey. How are you?

Beka: What happend

Dylan: I saved the ship(again) and ….

Beka: oh no! I shot the wayist, but I did not shoot the Nietzschean.

Dylan: that too

Beka: will I always have this addiction?

Dylan: not unless the plot calls for it.