I feel random so sue me!!
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The Evil Toaster
In Mew Mew Café, Momomiyo Ichigo was running around like crazy. She tripped over a random button and went in to comatoast.
That is to say… TOAST!
So Ichigo went off to see Akasaka , she wanted to know whether he had a cure for Comatoast.. which is a disease where toast stick to your head…
Closely related to comatoes... but anyway..
When Ichigo entered the kitchen this is what she saw:
Akasaka was lying on the floor a daisy in his hand and Kikiyo was pulling at his loooong hair.
Ichigo ran screaming from the room screaming " BLOOODDDYYYY MURRDDEERRR!!!"
Which brought the rest of the mew mew's running and Pippi Longstocking but we don't really know why? O.o
Ichigo ran through the café bumping in to various objects such as a toaster who shouted "Crunch!!"
An evil marshmallow bunny of doom!!
A fellow mew mew.
A Sasuke Uchiha who whimpered " I want more coffee…"
Santa Claus.
And a random particle of dust in the random air.
While all this happened Kikiyo fell back into her transdimentional portal and Akasaka reawakened. He gave every one pie!
Ichigo ran out side where she met Kishu.
"AAIIII!!! PERVERT!!" she screamed and hit him with a toaster bag filled with UGG boots. The Author mean while decapitated a random assortment of half filled piñata's.
Ichigo kept running down the street until she met a little boy named Chester. He was crying and Ichigo had to stop!
"what's wrong little?" boy she asked
Chester turned around and
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GAH!! IT WAS HOMER SIMPSON!! RUNNAWAY!!!
Ichigo fell into a sewer where she met a colony of wild swaps toaster headed rats!
A girl named April smacked a thesaures on the Authoress's head.
Ichigo made friends with the Rats but the soon though her out of the sewer because she was a girl and the rats well the were… gay..
Ichigo screaming "BELTBUCKES AND CHIKENS" LANDED IN A YELLOW PORSCHE… owned by Alice Cullen.
Alice said " yay! A kitty!" and pounced!
Ichigo of course RAN AWAY! NOT BEFORE Alice through Doritos at her!
Mmm.. Doritos… ( goes of to eat Doritos)
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Okay I'll tell you what happened…
After Ichigo escape dthe land of the barking turkey's and killed the demon toaster… she returned to Café Mew Mew and fell in to Ryou's arms..
Ryou a bit confused carried her inside.
The all had pie!
And lived Happily ever after!
Good bye the end!!
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Go away… really…
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Please go
Well if your not gonna go then Naruto aske could you give him a bowl of Ramen??
Pretty please???
FIN
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