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HOLA!!! Well this a story or guide which ever you like to call it. Basically it's about Beast Boy's attempts to get Raven to fall in love with him. It's pretty funny (well I think so).
Here we go!!!!
Beast Boy's Guide to Get a Girl Who Hates You to Love You
1) Make her laugh
Beast Boy: hey, Rae!!!
Raven: Don't call me Rae. My name is Raven.
Beast Boy: Wanna hear a joke Rae…ven.
Raven: No.
Beast Boy: What did Dela wear?
Raven: rolls her eyes
Beast Boy: a New Jersey!!!
Raven: walks out of room
2) Be nice to her
Beast Boy: HEY, RAVEN, GUESS WHAT!!!!!!!
Raven: I don't care, Beast Boy.
Beast Boy: I bought you a new mug!!! shows her a pink mug with roses on it
Raven: a pink mug?
Beast Boy: Yeah…For your herbal tea.
Raven: covers mug in black aura & breaks it
3) try to be Romantic:
Raven: walks into room Why are the lights dim?
Beast Boy: Would you care for a lovely meal by the window with a beautiful view of
the city? drags Raven to a table near the window
Raven: covers Beast Boy in black aura & throws him out the window
4) Try to be cool.
Beast Boy: walks into room Hey, Baby.
Raven: What?
Beast Boy: so you wanna go out? Well I'll try to squeeze you in. let's see on Saturday
I'm taking Argent to the movies. And on Friday Kole & I are going to the
carnival.
Raven: rolls eyes & leaves
5) Write her a poem.
Beast Boy: Your violet eyes
Remind me of the blue sky
Your purple hair
Is….um….everywhere
Your really creepy
But your also…….sleepy
I love tofu
You love……….poopoo
Your always in your room
Your dark like a ….um…broom
I see you everyday
You are….um…my Rae….ven
Raven: What are you doing?
Beast Boy: Telling you a poem.
Raven: you seriously have issues.
6) sing her a song.
Beast Boy: singing I love you
I loved you all along
And I miss you your far away for far to long
stops singing Take it away, RAVEN!!!!!
Raven: no. leave me alone
Beast Boy:
get's on hands & knees PLEASE!!!! Raven, just sing with
me!!!!
Raven: I don't sing.
7) Be really cute.
Beast Boy: morphs into a cute cat& jumps on Raven's lap
Raven: What are you doing??
Beast Boy: MEOW
Raven:pushes him of her lap What is wrong with you?
8) Pretend to be hurt to get her attention.
Beast Boy: AH!!! I'm gonna DIE!!!!!
Raven: looks at Beast boy strangely
Beast Boy: Raven you gotta help me!!!!!! I've got….um….lung, heart, butt
disease!!!!
Raven: lung, heart , butt disease?
Beast Boy: My lungs are big, my heart is…..um….broken, & my butt it'll-it'll…..
EAT ME!!!!
Raven: idiot rolls her eyes & walks away
9) Try to be like her.
Beast Boy: walks into room hi.
Raven: Beast Boy why are you wearing all black?
Beast Boy: Why do you care? I'm gonna get my nose pierced?
Raven: whatever you're doing it's not working.
Beast Boy: What do I need to do?
10) Give up.
Beast Boy: I GIVE UP!!!
Raven: Give up what?
Beast Boy: AH!! runs out of room screaming
Raven: Moron.
LOL!! Did you like it I had fun writing it. (I wrote in my notebook a few months ago before I joined well, please review (this is my second story) I need reviews!!!! NO FLAMES PLEASE.
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