Wow I haven't been on fanfiction for a long time. Now I know that I have a funny fic which has some parodies in there but I decided to have this fic just full of parodies from movies and TV shows. If you don't know the movie or show just read on, the fic might make sense.
Little Miss Blood Witch (parody of: Little Miss Sunshine)
Hunter, Sky, Raven, Bree, and Robbie are at Morgan's house eating dinner, chicken, again.
Robbie- Why does Morgan keep inviting us over to her house to eat chicken, I mean all the time it's the freaking chicken!
Bree- At least there is salad and soda this time.
Robbie- rolls eyes
Sky- Where is Morgan anyway?
Raven- I don't know, but I saw that she had messages on the phone, it was something about some Little Miss Blood Witch, whatever that is.
Hunter- eyes light up Little Miss Blood Witch?
Raven- Yeah, what is that?
Hunter- It's this pageant thing, where they have teen blood witches show off their powers, Morgan's been waiting for an answer forever now. screams for Morgan Morgan!
Morgan- screams back What?
Hunter- Come over here!
Morgan- walks over to the table I was practicing for Little Miss Blood Witch what do you want?
Hunter- Well it's about that, check your messages.
Morgan- Okay walks over to phone and listens to the message
Woman from pageant- Hello, Morgan, oh well you're not there, but I have some good news for you, the winner of Little Miss Blood Witch had to be taken from her crown, I don't know something about dark magick, so that means we need you to come down to California for the Little Miss Blood Witch pageant, isn't that great? Call me back.
Morgan- screams Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Little Miss Blood Witch!
Hunter-walks over to Morgan I'm so happy for you, whose taking you?
Morgan- Um I was hoping you would, you know how my parents feel about Wicca they don't like it, they didn't even want me to enter in the first place.
Hunter- Morgan's it's in California and you know that we can't afford a plane.
Morgan- Hunter you know how much this means to me.
Bree- What if we all pitch in?
Robbie- No
Bree- Why?
Robbie- She gives me chicken all the time, and if we all pitch in still only Morgan and Hunter will get to go, and I want to go too.
Sky- Me too, I was the one who helped her with her spells
Raven- Me too
Mary K comes out of nowhere
Mary K- Me too!
Sky- Do you even know what we're talking about?
Mary K- No
Morgan- We're talking about the Little Miss Blood Witch pageant, and I thought you took a vow of silence?
Mary K- Oh yeah, wait I mean says nothing
Morgan- I have an idea! How about I drive there!
Hunter- Morgan it's all the way in California that'll take more than two days to drive there all they way from New York, and what will you drive?
Morgan- Das Boots you know how big that car is, it's like a bus
Hunter- sighs Okay I'm in
Bree- Me too
Robbie- Me too
Raven- And me
Sky- Me too
Mary K- gives thumbs up
Morgan- Really everyone is going to come! Thanks guys!
Morgan and everyone head off to California
Hunter- Oh my gosh this is so boring turn on the radio!
Morgan- tries to turn on radio It's not working!
Hunter- Poopie
In the back of the car where Sky and Mary K are sitting
Sky- Why are you taking a vow a silence?
Mary K- doesn't talk
Sky- Answer me!
Bree- If she's taking a vow a silence she's not going to answer you, did anyone notice that we forgot to bring Raven along?
Everyone looks around
Morgan- Oops
Robbie- She scares me anyway
Sky- slaps him across the head That's my girlfriend you're talking about
Robbie- Well sorry your girlfriend is scary
Sky- rolls eyes So why is Mary K taking a vow of silence?
Morgan- She wants to become a writer and she doesn't want to talk until she reaches that goal.
Sky- Oh
Robbie- I think that's a good idea, you see my dad is having these motivational videos come out, and I think that Mary K is doing 7 of the 9 steps
Bree- Robbie, you made me watch those tapes, and I don't get how they are very motivational, they suck
Robbie- Well what do you know
Bree- rolls eyes
Hours passs
Hunter- Oh my gosh how much longer are we going to have to drive!
Morgan- Hunter, we're only in Maryland
Hunter- Ugh
Robbie- I'm hungry!
Bree- Me too, let's get something to eat
Drive to a restaurant
Morgan- Okay guys don't spend any more than 5 dollars
Everyone agrees
Waitress comes by
Waitress- Can I get you all something to drink or are you guys ready to order?
Hunter- Uh yeah, I'll have a coffee and the number three
Morgan- I'll have some grapefruit juice and number 7
Mary K- writes down on a piece of paper Garden Salad
Bree- Water and the number 4
Robbie- Same here too
Sky- And I'll have the number 8 dressing on the side
Waitress- I'll be back with you're order
Morgan- Oh wait um the number 7 comes with ice cream right?
Waitress- Yes, that'll come with you're drinks
Robbie- Morgan, do the girls at Little Miss Blood Witch eat ice cream
Morgan- I don't know, this isn't a beauty pageant
Robbie- I know but it's not like anyone wants to see some fat ass on stage
Morgan- It's one bowl
Robbie- That's what they all say, then you eat more and more and then huge
Bree- Shut up Robbie, little less then a month ago you had acne all over your face, but thanks to Morgan it's gone, so stop making fun of her
The food comes and they all eat
They pay for the bill and then go out into the parking lot
Hunter- Morgan can I drive?
Morgan- Fine but you have to push hard on the stick
Everyone gets in the car
Hunter- It's not working!
Morgan- Push harder
Hunter- I am!
Everyone gets out of the car
Morgan- Damn it isn't working
Somehow they get to a car repair shop
Car repair man- Yeah we're going to have to the parts flown in since no one makes these kinds of cars around here
Morgan- But the Little Miss Blood Witch pageant is in two days
Repair man- Sorry, but there is a way to get the care working
Morgan- And that is?
Repair Man- Push
Morgan- Okay everyone like I said before Mary K and Sky in the car first, then everyone else comes in
Everyone- Okay
They all push the car, everyone gets inside
Sky- That was fun!
Hours pass
Hunter- looks down at the gas tank Morgan you're going to run out of gas soon
Morgan- Shit! drives fast to the nearest gas station
Morgan is filling up the car with gas as Robbie and Hunter are talking
Hunter- I'm thirsty anyone else want anything?
Bree- No, but I'm going to go to the bathroom, Sky want to come?
Sky- No, I'm just going to see if Morgan wants to practice any spells before we leave again
Sky and Bree leave
Robbie- Hey Hunter while you're in there can you get me something, you know magazines
Hunter- You mean dirty ones?
Robbie- What other kinds?
Hunter- You know that your girlfriend is in the car with us
Robbie- She'll never notice she's been sleeping the whole time
Hunter- Fine, but you have to give my money
Robbie- Of course hands Hunter money
Hunter- walks out of the car and into the gas station I'll have a blueberry slushie and uh two of those um magazines
Clerk- Um these points to dirty magazines
Hunter- Yeah uh those two
The clerk goes and get Hunter's slushie while Cal walks in
Hunter- evil music plays Cal! What the hell are you doing here?
Cal- I don't know just thought I should drop by this little gas station here
Hunter- You just picked a random gas station that I so happened to be at?
Cal- Yes, I mean no, I mean I don't know
Hunter- What?
Cal- I mean is Morgan trying out for Little Miss Blood Witch?
Hunter- Yeah, what's it to you?
Cal- Er I don't know, just maybe you'll see me there leaves
Hunter- Damn that half brother of mine! takes his things and leaves
Robbie- Do you have my things?
Hunter- Yeah hands him the magazines
Robbie- Oh yes
Bree- walks back to the car What are those?
Robbie- Uh, um nothing dear
Bree- Okay
Morgan- gets back in car Okay everyone push
Everyone gets out and pushes the car, they drive
Mary K- looks around, writes down on piece of paper and shows it to Bree
Bree- reads the paper Where's Sky?
Everyone looks around
Hunter- Shit!
They drive back to the gas station and see Sky waiting for them
Robbie- Sky jump in!
Sky- jumps in What the hell why's you leave me?
Hunter- Oops
Hours pass
Hunter- Where are we now?
Morgan- looks confused I don't know but we must be getting close, let's get a hotel and drive more in the morning
Everyone agrees and they get a hotel
Morgan- Hunter, me and Sky are going to share a room so she can help me with my spells, okay?
Hunter- sighs I thought this was going to be the night, but if you want to spend time with my cousin….fine
Everyone gets in their rooms, while Sky and Morgan practice spells
Sky- Okay now this last spell we're going to do is going to make everyone love you, so you'll win
Morgan- I don't think we can do that
Sky- Shut up shows Morgan how to do the spell
Morgan- That's a weird way to do a spell
Sky- I know
Morgan- Well let's get to sleep
Sky- Yeah, I guess you need so beauty rest
Morgan- Yeah about that, do you think I'm pretty?
Sky- Oh hell no, I really don't see what Hunter sees in you
Morgan- starts to cry
Sky- Oh gosh do you want me to teach you a spell that makes you feel pretty?
Morgan- Can you do that?
Sky- I didn't know you would agree, really I don't know a spell that makes you feel pretty, I'm tired falls asleep
Morgan- This is my bed Sky doesn't move Oh well Morgan falls asleep too
Hunter- wakes up and sees Hunter looking at him What?
Morgan- Sky's not waking up
Hunter What?
All walk into Sky's hotel room
Bree- I think she's dead
Morgan- But how?
Robbie- Look a chicken bone
Hunter- She must have chocked
Morgan- So that's why she was yelling and screaming for me to get help
Robbie- Stupid Morgan and all your god damn chicken
Bree- What do we do now?
Hunter –We don't want to get caught with some dead body
Robbie- Leave her here
Morgan- No!
Hunter- Just put her in the car we'll deal with her later
Robbie and Hunter put Sky in the trunk of the car and then they begin to push
Hours pass
Bree- Ew Sky is starting to smell
Hunter- Well it's a dead body how much longer
Morgan- Not too much
Bree- I'm bored someone read me a story looks at Robbie and Hunter and sees that they are sleeping and so is Morgan What the hell Morgan wake up you're driving
Morgan- wakes up Shit! the car horn beeps What the fuck it won't stop
Bree- The police are following us!
Morgan- I'll pull witch fire at them! pulls witch fire at the police Bree you drive
Bree- takes the wheel Wow we're going to be in a lot of trouble. Morgan I think the cops are gone
Morgan- Good switches places with Bree and drives again
Bree- Now someone has to read me a story hands book to Mary K be useful and read me this book
Mary K- looks at her
Bree- Oh yeah the vow of silence who cares you want to be a writer so read
Mary K- takes book and begins to read fghfjgbfbgf
Bree- I don't think that's how the story goes
Mary K- I don't know this word points to word and shows to Bree
Bree- Um that says the, how can you not read
Mary K- I can't read!
Bree- I don't get it you've been writing messages to us. Wait give me the notes Mary K hands Bree the notes and you just see scribbles How did we understand these? Oh well looks like you can't be a writer if you can't read
Mary K- Stop the car Morgan I feel like screaming fuck from the top of my lungs
Morgan- No we're almost there, look I see the signs, this is all about me now so everyone shut up
Hunter- wakes up Uh Morgan you're going through a one way
Morgan- Fuck!
Mary K- Hey that's my line
Morgan- I liked it better when you didn't talk Little Miss Blood Witch! runs out of car
Hunter- Does she not now that the car is still running?
The car slams into a tree
Hunter- Oh well let's go find her everyone follows Morgan
Morgan- Can you believe we're here, I just wish Sky was here she was the one who helped me with all the spell that's I'm going to do
Cal comes out of nowhere
Cal- Hahaha!
Robbie- What's so funny?
Cal- You all are, the pageant has already started you all are late!
Morgan- So we'll just sneak in
Cal- But you won't be able to perform because you didn't register in!
Hunter- Do you really need to yell?
Cal- No, not really but it makes me sound more evil!
Hunter- Well it's really annoying
Bree- Why are you even here, to rub in our faces that we drove two days straight across the country for this pageant and now we're late and there's not way we can get it?
Cal- No, well now I am laughs uncontrollably
Morgan- Gosh shut up
Cal- stops laughing Well really the real reason I was here was to put a spell on you all to make you dance
Hunter- Make us dace? Oh scary, you came all the way here to do that
Cal- Why not?
Morgan- Because that's just stupid
Cal- You guys are going to be the stupid ones soon starts chanting
Hunter- whispers to Morgan Is he singing 'Super Freak'?
Morgan- whispers back I think
Cal- stops singing Now dance!
The song Super Freak begins to play and the all dance including Cal
Morgan- dancing Wait why are you dancing too?
Cal- I like this song
I know this wasn't exactly like the movie, I didn't want it to. I know it was little weird and the movie Little Miss Sunshine is really good, but please read and review.