A/N: In a bout of cheerfulness after adding another chapter to Absolutely Normal Chaos, I've decided to upload some holiday songs my friends and I have...er....altered a bit *giggles tipsily and chinks mugs of butterbeer with Hank Riddle and Emeral Fiona Flourish*. Well, you've been warned...
Percy the Big-Head Prefect
Had a very shiny badge
And if you ever saw him
You would....um.....eat corned beef hash!
All of his Weasley siblings
Snickered and called him names
But they got really mad when
He messed up all their wizard games.
Then one stormy awful day
Dumbledore said
Percy with your badge so bright
You can be Head Boy, all right?
But that's the last of Percy
We've heard in a few long years
Word is he's gotten married
No doubt the cause for Penny's tears
Oh Percy the Big-Head Prefect
Married Crouch and ran away
Took him a while to realize
His spouse had started to decay!
-Contributed by Emeral Fiona Flourish and Amara
Jingle Bells
Percy smells
Prefects sure do stink!
Penelope must have bad taste
At least that's what we think, Hey!
-Contributed by Hank Riddle
More to come...........