After the explosion of the meteor and the destruction of the Lexx Xev,
Stan, and 790 were thrown threw space to the planet of the dead. The story
begins as Xev awakens to find that she is still alive. She gets up and sees
Stan standing on a hill looking. "Where are we" She called out. "I don't
Know Xev but I got a bad feeling about it, Reminds me too much of the
planet fire" Stan said as he looked out and saw nothing but desert. " I
guess it doesn't really matter now the Lexx is gone, the moths are
destroyed, and Kai's dead." Xev said as she began too cry. "Oh come on now
Xev we have to find some place to stay and something to eat soon" Stan said
trying to get her mind off Kai. "Kai…Why did you have to go" 790 yelled
from under the sand. "Oh God can't we ever get rid of that thing" Stan
moaned as he went and dug 790 out of the sand. "Go ahead kill me there's no
point of being here if it's without Kai" 790 cried.
Xev got up and wiped the tears from her eyes. She walked over to the moths and pulled out a flat board, which she took and used to make a grave stone for Kai. She wrote on it simply Kai Last of the Brunnen-G. "I think We should all come and say something to honor Kai" Xev said clearly trying to hold back her tears. Stan nods and carries 790 over to the plot. "Alright I guess I'll go first," Stan said trying to break the silence, "Kai, you saved my life time and time again, so it's almost fitting that in death you save every living thing in this universe. Thank you Kai, thank you." Xev sighed heavily and began her speech, "I loved you Kai, since the day we met I wanted to be with you. Now I only hope that your spirit is at peace and that when I die I will be able to join you." After finishing her speech Xev broke down and began to cry.
790 was to busy wailing to give a speech so Stan decided to end the service in the same way Kai's life ended. "YO-A-O" Stan began to sing then Xev and 790 joined in, "YO-A-O A HOME-VA-YA-RAY." Then out of nowhere a fourth voice came, "YO-A-RAH JERHUME BRUNNEN-G" Xev, Stan, and 790 stopped and listened, as the voice grew stronger. "YO-A-O HOME-VA-YA-YA-RAY, YO-A-RAH JERHUME BRUNNEN-G." Then suddenly a hand pushed it's way out of the ground and soon a figure had reached the surface still singing "YO-A-O HOME-VA-YA- RAY."
"Um hello, uh who are you" Stan called out to the unknown figure. "And how do you know the fight song of the Brunnen-G" Xev added. "My Name is Calcanon," the man said as he walked towards them, "I was trapped here many years ago, deep underground and I was about to give up until I heard you singing." "Yes but that doesn't answer my question how did you know that song" Xev reiterated. "Well how did you know the song," Calcanon asked. "A friend of ours was the last of the Brunnen-G" Xev answered. The Man nodded then pulled his hair back displaying a scar on his face similar to Kai's, "If you knew a Brunnen-G then you would know the meaning of this" he answered back. "But that's impossible Kai was the last of the Brunnen-G" Stan said in great shock. "Did you say Kai" Calcanon asked. "Yeah Kai, last of the Brunnen-G assassin for the divine order what's it to you" Stan replied. "My Father's name was Kai and he was an assassin for the divine order. "Wait a minute this is impossible all the Brunnen-g were killed by the dark shadow" Xev said. "Yes, except for me and my mother we escaped and went to the planet of darkness where we knew not even the divine order could have found us" Calcanon answered. "Well then how'd you get to the planet of the dead then," Stan asked. "Well It's a rather long story and I'm quite hungry so if you give me a second I'll go get my food out of the hole" Calcanon answered. "You have food. Do you have enough for us" Xev asked. "Sure there's plenty to go around," Calcanon said as he headed for the hole.
"Xev, Do you think we can trust this guy," Stan asked. "Sure, I mean he's Kai's son" Xev replied. "Well yeah but how do we know he's Kai's son" Stan said. "Well he's a Brunnen-G and Kai was the last of the Brunnen-G so it stands to reason that he would be Kai's son" Xev answered. Xev picked up 790 and walked over to help Calcanon while Stan hung back and looked on. "I don't know I just don't know" He said to himself as he ran to catch up with Xev.
Xev got up and wiped the tears from her eyes. She walked over to the moths and pulled out a flat board, which she took and used to make a grave stone for Kai. She wrote on it simply Kai Last of the Brunnen-G. "I think We should all come and say something to honor Kai" Xev said clearly trying to hold back her tears. Stan nods and carries 790 over to the plot. "Alright I guess I'll go first," Stan said trying to break the silence, "Kai, you saved my life time and time again, so it's almost fitting that in death you save every living thing in this universe. Thank you Kai, thank you." Xev sighed heavily and began her speech, "I loved you Kai, since the day we met I wanted to be with you. Now I only hope that your spirit is at peace and that when I die I will be able to join you." After finishing her speech Xev broke down and began to cry.
790 was to busy wailing to give a speech so Stan decided to end the service in the same way Kai's life ended. "YO-A-O" Stan began to sing then Xev and 790 joined in, "YO-A-O A HOME-VA-YA-RAY." Then out of nowhere a fourth voice came, "YO-A-RAH JERHUME BRUNNEN-G" Xev, Stan, and 790 stopped and listened, as the voice grew stronger. "YO-A-O HOME-VA-YA-YA-RAY, YO-A-RAH JERHUME BRUNNEN-G." Then suddenly a hand pushed it's way out of the ground and soon a figure had reached the surface still singing "YO-A-O HOME-VA-YA- RAY."
"Um hello, uh who are you" Stan called out to the unknown figure. "And how do you know the fight song of the Brunnen-G" Xev added. "My Name is Calcanon," the man said as he walked towards them, "I was trapped here many years ago, deep underground and I was about to give up until I heard you singing." "Yes but that doesn't answer my question how did you know that song" Xev reiterated. "Well how did you know the song," Calcanon asked. "A friend of ours was the last of the Brunnen-G" Xev answered. The Man nodded then pulled his hair back displaying a scar on his face similar to Kai's, "If you knew a Brunnen-G then you would know the meaning of this" he answered back. "But that's impossible Kai was the last of the Brunnen-G" Stan said in great shock. "Did you say Kai" Calcanon asked. "Yeah Kai, last of the Brunnen-G assassin for the divine order what's it to you" Stan replied. "My Father's name was Kai and he was an assassin for the divine order. "Wait a minute this is impossible all the Brunnen-g were killed by the dark shadow" Xev said. "Yes, except for me and my mother we escaped and went to the planet of darkness where we knew not even the divine order could have found us" Calcanon answered. "Well then how'd you get to the planet of the dead then," Stan asked. "Well It's a rather long story and I'm quite hungry so if you give me a second I'll go get my food out of the hole" Calcanon answered. "You have food. Do you have enough for us" Xev asked. "Sure there's plenty to go around," Calcanon said as he headed for the hole.
"Xev, Do you think we can trust this guy," Stan asked. "Sure, I mean he's Kai's son" Xev replied. "Well yeah but how do we know he's Kai's son" Stan said. "Well he's a Brunnen-G and Kai was the last of the Brunnen-G so it stands to reason that he would be Kai's son" Xev answered. Xev picked up 790 and walked over to help Calcanon while Stan hung back and looked on. "I don't know I just don't know" He said to himself as he ran to catch up with Xev.