Disclaimer: Bleach isn't mine.
Ichigo's Alphabet
A is for Aizen, whose ass I had so very kicked.
B is for Bankai, I use it when Hollows get ticked.
C is for Chad, my badass best friend.
D is for Dad, who is very easy to bend.
E is for Enemies, most of them are cannon fodder.
F is for Friends, they're there for me to bother.
G is for Genryuusai-Shigekuni Yamamoto, the old man with the ridiculously long name.
H is for Hollows, they're not at all tame.
I is for Ishida, he likes archery and sewing.
J is for Jizou . . . what the hell is that thing?
K is for Kuchiki, Rukia's scary when pissed off.
L is for Lame, which I am not – unlike David Hasselhoff.
M is for Madarame, he's bald.
N is for None, Aizen doesn't have people to talk to when he's walled.
O is for Orihime, make homemade food, she can't.
P is for Pesche, the guy that looks like an ant.
Q is for Quarrel, Ishida and I do this a lot.
R is for Rangiku, she's extremely hot.
S is for Shikai, my Zanpakutou's always like this for me.
T is for Tatsuki, she beat me up in karate.
U is for Urahara, he's so effing annoying.
V is for Vizard, not one of them are boring.
W is for Weapons, swinging them at everything is not wise.
X is for Xcution, they're not very nice.
Y is for Yoruichi, nudity – she is a fan.
And Z is for Zangetsu, the old man!
Just something I cooked up in ten minutes :) Does this even count as poetry?
This was inspired by another set of ABC's I read some time ago. I think it was called America's ABCs? It was in the Axis Powers Hetalia fandom.
I don't actually know who David Hasselhoff is; all I know is that he was in Spongebob. Sorry if I offended any of his fans!