One shot
A/N: this takes place after Michael. This is my first story so please be nice and review please. Disclaimer: I own nothing
It was just before glee club when rachel was preparing something for glee club in the auditorium when she heard someone clear their throat. But it sounded awfully familiar just then she placed it. "Jesse?"
"That's sweet you still remember the masculine sound of me clearing my throat." Jesse said in a very smug tone.
"Jesse what are you doing here?"
"I'm here to see if you've finally come to your senses and dumped Franken-teen."
"Actually Jesse I -."
"Actually St. jackass we are closer than ever." came Finn's voice from out of nowhere.
"Why if it isn't franken-teen shouldn't you be in your precious little glee club stumbling around like an elephant with two broken feet" said Jesse in a mocking tone.
"Haha your hilarious actually I was just coming to see what was taking MY fiancé so long but I see I came just in time to rescue her from having another egg broken on her head." Finn said in a very bitter tone.
"F-fiancé Rachel please say he's just having another dumb Finn moment."
"Actually Jesse, Finn and I are in love more than ever right now and I would appreciate it if you go back to patrolling music stores for unsuspecting innocent girls that you can break hearts and leave me and Finn alone."
"Wow Rachel I thought you had more of a future than that I guess I was wrong. I guess your just going to be one of those whores who gets married right out of high school and ends up working as a stripper named Bambi."
All that could be heard after jesses long winded speech was the sound of Jesses jaw cracking after Finns fist collided with it.
"C'mon rach let's show Jesse how true love looks."
"what do you mean Finn." Rachel said in a clearly confused tone.
"I mean since Jesse wasn't here to see you in West Side Story we should give him an encore of what happened after the show." Finn said finishing with a wink.
"Finn! That's private! I don't want my ex-boyfriend knowing the details of my sex life!"
"Wait! You gave it up to finnessa here but you wouldn't give it up to a stud like me!" Jesse said still laying on the floor cradling his eye.
"You know what Finn that actually sounds like a great idea and you know what I have been an awfully bad girl." Rachel said in a seductive tone. To which Finn replied to with a light slap to her butt.
"Oh please get a room." Finn and Rachel were in the middle of the dirty deed when jesse looked over next. "Oh god I'm blind!"