Ever wonder what it would feel like to step foot in one of your favorite video games? I used to, until I thought about what would happen.
Legend of Zelda. I'll take one foot into the deadly hell hole and get shot by a fire arrow, and die. If not, I'll get eaten by a giant spider. A giant spider with an eye that has legs.
Pokemon. My beloved friends that I will eventually grow a close bond to will most likely get stolen easily and I will be completely heartbroken.
Harvest Moon. I'll faint constantly, kill my crops and animals, have financial problems, and be a hermit for years on end. Worse, the years are just four months, making me feel old.
Skyrim. Okay, must I really say something about THIS?
Totally Spies. Uh, get captured and tortured for information? Haha, no.
Glory of Hercules. Okay, okay, cool, meet a girl disguised as a boy, meet a homo, meet a guy who thinks of himself as the almighty, and go through an adventure of battling vicious bloodsucking monsters! Thats cool!
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon. Cool! I'll turn into a pokemon, end up in a crumbling world, and in the end, Find out that I'm supposed to disappear! Of course, I'm brought back, but even after that, I still have to battle crazed pokemon! I mean really, shouldn't the pokemon turn back to normal by now?
Pokemon Ranger. I love this game, Especially Shadows of Almia, but please hear this out, do you really want to go to a school for three days, become friends with a fiery headed know it all and a bubbly bossy blonde? If you do, how about chasing a Sharkpedo for five hours, exploding weird machines everywhere, getting attacked by crazed pokemon, and have Darkrai's full wrath be put upon you. Yeah, Sounds good.
Nintendo Dogs. This seems like a happy game! Unless you take your pet out to a competition three times a day and walk them as many times as you can. I'm disgusted with you people.
Rune Factory. Okay! A lot like Harvest Moon, but one little detail is missing here. You battle monsters. And they keep spawning. THEY KEEP SPAWNING.
Kim Possible. Two words. Avoiding stuff.
Hannah Montana. Okay, I hate Hannah Montana the GAME, Yes, THE GAME. Why? Okay, ask a friend who has it. It is THE most confusing, stupid, frustrating game you will ever encounter. And surprisingly, its hard. Well, hard if you aren't a detective.
Sonic Advance. Two seconds of spinning THAT fast and I'll end up in the hospital with a severe brain disorder.
Disney Princess. Sounds stupid and Easy, and you probably wouldn't mind being in this game! Well, say that when you play as Jasmine. With fire balls thrown at you. And swords. Yes, pleasant and easy!
Super Princess Peach. Cool! I have a flying umbrella! *Gust of wind* Uh... Hey, I'm going to far! Hey! HEY! NOOOOOOOOO! *Becomes an dust speck in the sky.*
Trust me, there are a lot more games than this. So I want you to tell me, do you still want to go into a game? ...
Thought not.