Prepare for laughs while you read this, I don't know how many chapters this will have! Oh and guys, if you have a good prank idea PM me it/put it in reviews!
DISCLAIMER: I do NOT own the 100, this is just a silly little thing for some humor while we wait for season 4!
OTHER DISCLAIMER: I am not John Cena/Don't 'own' him, I'm just using his name for humor.
Chapter1,
PRANK WAR TEAMS:
TEAM KUDDLYKITTENZ:
Clarke Griffin
Bellamy Blake
Raven Reyes
Lexa ?
TEAM ICECREAM:
Octavia Blake
Lincoln ?
Jasper Jordan
Monty Green
TEAM THIS GAME COULD GET DANGEROUS SO STOP:
Marcus Kane
Abby/Abigail Griffin
All the kids stared up at the paper that Clarke just hung up by the main door of the Ark entrance.
"Clarke, when I said 'this game could get dangerous so stop' I didn't mean it as my team name," Abby frowned as she looked up at the flyer.
"Team KuddlyKittenz.." Octavia burst out laughing along with Lincoln.
"I'm serious Clarke, a prank war could get out of hand fast and someone will get hurt!" Abby frowned.
"People need entertainment, Abby," Kane frowned still trying not to smirk at 'KuddlyKittenz'.
She sighed. "I'm not participating in it then." She crossed her arms before walking away to Medical.
Everyone stared after her and then all looked to Kane.
"I'm not persuading her to join this if she just quit, I'd get stuck in Medical for hours then while she tells me a million reasons why the prank war is dangerous," Marcus had a true look of fear on his face of that actually happening.
"So your playing?" Octavia's eyes filled with hope.
"I never said that," He ruffled O's hair before walking away to get ready for a shift.
The kids stared after him for a moment.
"Alright then, we need to go over rules," Clarke explained as they all huddled in a circle.
"Ugh! This is suppose to be a prank war not a rule war!" Monty snorted and everyone looked at him like he had grown two heads.
"Anyways, if someone falls for a prank 3 times they are eliminated, they will be a spectator from that point on. When there are 4 people left it will be everybody for themselves with no teams. The last person standing.. is.. The Prank War Doughnut!" Clarke smirked.
"Raven, you said you built the mighty crown?" Clarke looked to Raven who nodded with her eyes closed. She held out a red velvet pillow and ontop sat a... can. A can painted with hearts all over it and had a piece of string attached to the bottom.
"What is that?" Bellamy frowned.
Raven put the can on her hand and put the string under her chin so it held it on her head.
"So, we are fighting for a can?" Lincoln frowned.
"I'm gonna get that can!" O screamed and everyone else started screaming.
"Guys!" Clarke made them all calm down.
"We need to get Kane and my mom to play before we start, we need to prank them," Clarke said with a dangerous look on her face.
"I know that look, Princess.." Raven muttered studying her face.
Clarke gave a single nod.
"Uh oh.." O mumbled.
"Meet back here in 30min." Clarke ordered as they all walked off to their rooms.
About 30min later
Clarke and Lexa walked side by side down the hallway towards where the others were standing. Dramatic music came out of nowhere. Both had armor on and ammo strapped across their chests and they had black warpaint on their faces. Clarke had a baby grey kitten in her hands.
"Oh my gosh!" Raven quickly grabbed it and jumped up and down squealing.
"We need to name our team mascot!" Clarke looked at the kitten.
"I saw something about this wrestler guy that lived on earth before the bombs," Raven looked excited.
"Spit it out." Bellamy frowned.
"JOHN CENAAAAAAA!" Raven screamed and everyone in the camp turned their heads in confusion at her.
Lexa, Bellamy, and Clarke exchanged glances.
"I LOVE IT!" Clarke screamed once again drawing the attention of everyone in camp and she waved at them all like a queen would.
"Well, John Cena," Raven shook the kitten.
"Your going to kill John Cena," Clarke frowned.
"Sup," The kitten suddenly spoke and Raven screamed and dropped him.
Everyone stared at it with wide eyes.
"Groooooooovy," The kitten mewed as it licked its paws with a lazy look.
"Did it just..talk?" Lexa's eyes were wide as she spoke.
All the kids stood with their jaws dropped.
"Must be from the radiation?" Bellamy looked up at all them and they all nodded.
"Sup pretty thang?" John Cena looked up at Raven who got a piece of duct tape and put it on John Cena's mouth.
"Well, now that that problem is solved.." Bellamy was cut off by Clarke.
"I got it! We're gonna prank my mom by putting John Cena in medical!"
"How's that a prank?" Monty frowned.
"Because, we can train him to say things.." Clarke smirked, and so, the beautiful adventure squad got to work with John Cena.
Abby was going through boxes getting medical supplies ready knowing that one of the kids involved in the prank war would come in any moment with an injury. Abby heard the door close behind her and she turned around to see nobody there but a box. She walked up to the box and read a note out loud that was on top "Thanks for the Acorn! XOXOXXXXXXXXXXXXXX -Marcus."
The kids watched nearby in a air vent and looked at Jasper. "Dude, why did you put so many X's?" Bellamy tried not to crack up laughing.
Abby frowned with confusion and opened the box, inside was a little grey kitten and it looked up at her with wide adorable gold eyes.
"Awwww! Hello there.." Abby reached out to pick it up.
"Keep them nasteh hands off meh sistah!"
Abby jumped back knocking a medical tray over when the kitten talked.
Abby could've sworn she heard snickering coming from the air vent but she was pretty sure she was losing it.
"Ya think ya can just throw me away in a box like that? Well well well, we have a problem then!" John Cena jumped out of the box and chased Abby around medical as she ran around screaming.
Meanwhile, in the air vent.
The kids cracked up laughing and they went silent with grins as Marcus and two guards came bounding into the room with wide eyes.
One of the guards caught the kitten and put it back in the box.
"What the hell is wrong with you?" Abby walked up to Marcus and slapped him and the kids tried their best not to laugh but of course, Jasper failed and got punched in the shoulder by Raven.
"What-" Marcus looked confused by Abby smacked him again.
"You made me think I was losing my mind!"
Marcus's incredibly confused look made the kids face's look purple cause they were trying not to laugh. Jasper got punched again by Raven when he did.
Both Abby and Kane heard the laugh.
"Oh it's on.." Abby murmured and stormed out.
TBC..
I hope you enjoyed this, If you have an idea of what Abby and Kane should do to get the kids back, Post it in reviews or PM it to me! Btw the teams against each other prank war will happen in the next chapter!
