It happened one day when Galadriel's company was travelling to the Grey
Havens. In the Shire, before they had met Frodo and Sam, a strange blue
round shimmery thing showed up in the woods. Celeborn looked at Galadriel
as she dismounted. When she approached the blue round shimmery thingy, she
yelled back: "It's a blue round shimmery thingy." She watched as a woman
appeared out of it. It was Madonna. She had on her cowboy hat and tight
leather pants and showy shirt. Galadriel looked her over and said: "We have
children here, and aren't you cold?" Madonna gave her a look saying, 'You
wanna fight?' She straightened up and said: "Nice ears, and where do you
shop? Never Never Land?" They both noticed the anger and sarcasim in the
others voice and they started circling eachother, Galadriel cursing in
Elvish and Madonna just plain cursing. Galadriel rushed forward and pulled
off Madonna's hat, and taking all the fake hair underneath it. Galadriel
started choking from laughing at the little strands of hair on Madonna's
head. Madonna ran over to her and yanked off Galadriel's corslet, and her
fake hair. They stared at eachother and replaced the other's fake hair.
They walked back to the company together and Galadriel let her use their
spare horse for a ride, because Madonna knew she could never go back
without being laughed at in mockery. When Celeborn asked her who the lady
was in a whisper, Galdriel said, "A blood sister with a secret, like me."
