Warning : Crack on very very VERY many levels. Please note you may never get to even read/play/hear a single thing from these fandoms without dyeing ever again.

Primrose Everdeen skipped down the street in a happy primey manner. Nothing seemed at all down. Despite the fact that this was Panem and let's face it.

Panem is a giant piece of crap.

This did not stop young Prim from skipping down the street and into the woods cause she wanted to be just like Goldilocks and find a happy little shack full of nice ,pretty bear that feed you.

Katniss was doing crap at that right now. She was spending to much time with Madge talking about boys and not-hunting cause that got there nails dirty.

"Lalalalallaalallalalalala!" Prim sang out loud to the world.

"Llalalalalalalalalalalalalal alalal!" Sang back a zombie ,giant ,green monkey.

Yep! It was a zombie , giant ,green monkey.

"Hello ,zombie , giant ,green monkey, how are you today?" Prim sang.

"Good! Except-" The poor monkey was suddenly shot by a gaint green light.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Prim screamed as Harry Potter jumped out of the woods.

"Hi I am Harry Potter and I am totally *cue random Justin Beiber hair flip* hot."

"Really!?"

"Yea" *random hair flip*

"I don't see it." Harry suddenly looked crushed. He fell to the ground and started shaking and crying.

"WHY CAN'T I BE ACCEPTED? WHY?"

Prim was shocked.

"No I ment that you were totally totally really really really NOT hot." Prim then skipped away as a voice in the background yelled out

"KIDDIELAND."

'That sounded fun! Let's go!' Prim though and skipped away.

OoOo

"Skippey! Skippey! Skippey! Skip!skip!" Prim yelled as she walked along.

"Hi I am Prim! I am boss!"

"Hi I a Bob! I am the wind and you can't hear me."

"Ok BOB!"

Prim smiled and skipped on.

"Skippey! Skippey! Skippey! Skip!skip!"

OoOo

"Are yew a zombie?" Asked the blond man.

"No , MY NAME IS PRIMROSE THE BOSS EVERDEEN. I am a butterfly."

"Oh."His face fell. "Want to go to KIDDIELAND?"

"Yayyayayayayahayahyahahahaya yayaya" Prim yelled and jumped up and down.

"I HATE YOU ELLIS!" Some random guy in a suit came out and shot Ellis in the face.

"OMG! OMG! OMG! You are a murder! Can I have your autograph on my bag!" Primrose started to feel faint. She was standing in front of a REAL , LIVE MURDERER! That was cool.

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ZOMBIE!"

The man then started running into trees and Prim dubbed him as insane and left.

OoOo

"That was absolutely the only thing weird that has happened today." Prim said sadly as she skipped through the woods. Despite the fact that this was illegal and that she hated it out here everything was AWSOME!

Boss awesome.

And Prim is a boss.

Boss boss Boss boss Boss boss Boss boss

Yep, that was Prim.

OoOo

"OMG PRIMMEY MY BESTIE!"

"RUEIEEEE MY BESTIE BESTIE!"

"YAYIEEE!"

"OMG did I tell you about the time my buddy Keith and I-"OMG NO!"

"It all started-"

*75 hours later*

"- and that is the story!"

"AWSOME!"

OoOo

"PRIM! PRIM! PRIM! YOU ARE GOING TO BE LATE!"

Katniss shook Prim awake.

"Katniss?"

"Yes?"

"What the crap is wrong with me?"

"What do you mean?"

"I had this dre-never mind."

A/N : Me+Caffine+1:00 in the morning+ left 4 dead parodies on YouTube+ Bad judgement+ = you get tdeserve a really screwed up crack fic.