A/N: (high-pitched, annoying happy screech sound) This is my FIRST FIC! It's a crack too.

Personally, I believe that Al has two sides: the second side is his evil side that he never shows.

"Damn it, I hate Lelouch." Ed leaned back in his chair, crossing your arms.

"Why do you hate Lelouch?" asked Al.

"I'll tell you why!" his brother shouted.

Al sighed, preparing himself for the eminent rant. "Lemme hear it..."

Ed crossed his arms. "I wanna kick his ass!"

"Why do you want to kick his ass?" asked Al.

"Because he fucking asked for it!"

"How'd he do that?"

"BY PISSING ME OFF!"

"Why? What'd he do to you?"

Ed growled. "ENOUGH!! ENOUGH with the questions! If I say I wanna kick his ass, I wanna kick his ass, so let's just leave it at that!!" He sunk down in his chair fuming.

Al pouted. "Don't PMS about it, damn."

Ed sighed. "But seriously, though. I freakin' hate that bastard."

"Brother, if you don't stop talking like that, Lelouch is gonna come over from Code Geass land and totally own your ass." There was a pause. "For every awkward silence, a gay baby is born."

"Like Lelouch? Was there an awkward silence for him?"

"Brother. I'm serious. Lelouch'll go gangster on your ass."

Ed frowned. "So? Bring it! I ain't afraid of him!"

Just then scary, evil music started playing. Ed got a feeling that someone was watching him, so he turned around slowly. Lelouch Lamperouge was standing behind him with a look of I'm-a-gonna-kill-you-bitch. Ed shuddered. "Hi... Lelouch..."

Al's brown eyes narrowed. "Mm-hmm..."

Lelouch frowned. His eye flashed the Geass symbol. "Admit that you're my bitch."

Ed's eyes rimmed with red. "I'm your bitch," he said in a flat tone.

"Now admit you're short."

Ed's eye twitched. "Fuck. You."

Lelouch frowned. "DAMN!" With that, he left.

"HA!" Ed smirked and crossed his arms triumphantly. "See? He's just a pussy!'

Al grinned, looking past his brother. "Hi, Lelouch. Back so soon?"

Ed jumped. Upon hearing his brother's laughing, Ed growled. "You will pay for that."

"Oh really now? Like Lelouch did?"

Ed's eyes narrowed. "I'll sing it."

Al's eyes widened. "N-no...!"

Ed grinned. "Kakome kakome nige ware no you ni..."

"NO!" The smaller boy covered his ears.

"Kakome, kakome nani shite asobu no?..."
"STOP IT!! STOP IT!!" Al shrieked in terror, throwing himself on the ground.

Ed grinned, getting close to his brother. "Whassa matter, Al? Scared of a little music?"

"I'm sorry! I'll never do it again! J-just don't sing it again!"

Ed nodded. "Good."

I have nothing against Lelouch. Ed does. ^^

By the way, the song Ed is singing to Al is "Circle You, Circle You" by Vocaloid. It terrifies me. My friend Johnny uses it to get back at me, just like Ed did here.