Disclaimer: I do not own the Office, though I would love nothing more to claim all the character's personalities as my own. Sadly, I can't.

Talking Head: Michael sitting in his office.

So, Ryan told me that I should hire a new person. He thinks it will help boost up sales. Something about more people equals more money. (Shrugs) I don't know. I don't get his warped ideas. So, I had Pam post 'Now Hiring' signs everywhere. I'm expecting a big turn out. (Smiles) It's going to be a long day of listening.

Enter: Michael's Office

Michael walks in. A look of surprise crosses his face as he sees a woman in her thirties, with long brown hair standing in his office.

Hello? Is it my birthday? (Grins)

He eyes the woman.

Pam appears from behind him.

Ah, no Michael. This is Brittany Cullen. She's here for the interview.

Michael smiles goofily.

D'oh! Of course she is. Thank-you Pam. Now, why don't you go so secretary things?

Michael shoos her away.

Brittany gives Pam an appreciative smile as she leaves. Michael clears his throat.

So, I'm Michael Scott. The boss of this little misfit company.

Shakes her hand enthusiastically.

Brittany

Brittany Cullen

Michael

So, why do you want to work for Dunder Mifflin?

Brittany

I've heard that it's one of the best paper selling companies around. And that the people here are really nice.

Michael grins.

Ah! Aiming for the flattery ploy, are we? Well, it's working.

Michael asks her a few more pointless questions, until he seems satisfied.

Very good. Well, I'll get back to you. We have a long list of interviewees, and I must hear them all before the day is out.

Brittany fidgets in discomfort.

Er, I'm the only interviewee. I was the only one who signed up.

Michael's smile freezes.

Oh. In that case. CONGRATULATIONS!! You've got the job!

Shakes her hand profusely once more.

Brittany (Stunned)

Really? Wow! Thank-you, sir. (Beams)

Michael

No need to call me sir. We're all friends here. Come on, I'll introduce you to the gang. The Scooby Gang. (Laughs)

Brittany notices the camera crew.

Michael

Oh, don't mind them. We've agreed to let them film us for the time being. Just ignore them. Except for when they ask to interview you. Come on!

Michael practically yanks her out of his office and into the main office.

Everyone! You're attention please!

Brittany blushes a bit as everyone looks at her in interest, and curiosity.

Michael

This is Brittany Cullen. She's going to be our new salesmen here. Say, 'hello' Brittany.

Brittany (weakly)

Hello.

Michael drags her over to the receptionists' desk.

This is Pam.

Pam smiles warmly at her.

Michael

This is Stanley, Kevin, Oscar and Toby. (Whispers in her ear) Nobody likes Toby.

Stanley rolls his eyes. Kevin just stared, and Toby gave her a blank look.

Michael

And over here we have Andy, Phyllis, Meredith, and Angela.

Andy gives her a wink, making Brittany shudder. Phyllis and Meredith smile genuinely. Angela gives her a calculating look.

Michael

And here we have Jim, Creed, and Dwight.

Jim gave her a smile that matched Pam's perfectly. Creed was looking at her suspiciously. Dwight, on the other hand, was looking her over like a specimen. Brittany quirks an eyebrow at him, and he instantly looks down.

Michael

So, that's that. I guess I'll see you tomorrow.

Brittany (grimaces)

Oh. Okay.

She leaves the room.

Talking Head: Brittany Outside of the Main Office

She has an interested look on her face.

Working here seems pretty interesting. Why did I really want to work here? Well, it's close to the family for one, whom I haven't seen in years thanks to my studies abroad. I want to be an author. But, as you can imagine, being an author doesn't exactly pay the electric bill. So, I needed another job. One that didn't cause to much stress. What could be better than a paper company? (Smiles) I think working here will be quite the adventure.

Fade to Black