~WARNING~: This is a result of listening to Sailor Moon and Ninja Turtles theme songs while remembering my friend being mooned by a fat kid. It is not good for your health to do this. Thank you.
~WARNING 2~: Since it has been eight years since I last saw TMNT, this may not be correct. Thank you.
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Sailor Mooned
This is your last warning to leave... NOW!!
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Michaelangelo turned up the music and bobbed his head in time to it.
"Crawling in my skin, these wounds, they will not heal..." he sang in a off-key tune. Donatello winced.
"PLEASE. I'm driving the car and you singing in my ear isn't really helping."
"Foo," Michaelangelo sulked. After a few minutes of silence, the orange bandanaed turtle turned to the silent figure in the back.
"Ya know Rapheal, I thinked you bonked the poor pizza guy on the head a little too hard."
Rapheal grunted.
"Well, YOU wanted to hijack the car to spend some time away from Leonardo," he pointed out icily. There was a few more minutes of silence in which they drove by a old man taking a midnight drive.
"Getups that kids wear these days," he muttered after he caught a glimpse of Donatello's green skin.
After driving along for several hours (In which they raided several gas stations for gas and then Donatello made a few 'adjustments' to the van.) Michaelangelo asked the question.
"Where ARE we?"
"I think we're somewhere in rural Japan."
Michaelangelo blinked.
"When did we end up in Japan?"
"When I added the booster rockets in Kanses."
"Oh."
Silence.
"I think we should go back to kanses and apologize to the girl in the red shoes for running over her dog."
Silence.
"It was just a suggestion..."
After some more driving around aimlessly, Donatello glanced at the gas level and cursed.
"What is it?"
"We need more gas," Donatello grunted and pulled over.
"How much gas did we take from the last gas station?"
"About 150 gallons."
"That should be about enough."
Before Donatello could open the car door to refill the tank, a van passed by them. The really strange thing about the van was that it was driven by a man wearing a black tuxedo with a cape wearing a top hat and white face mask with five women in the back. The three mutant ninja turtles could hear the crappy music being played.
"Fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight..."
Rapheal shuddered at the man's lack of taste for music. However, what was to follow would forever imprint itself in their minds. One of the girls, which they noticed were all wearing sailor suits with REALLY short skirts, stood up and bent over. Not only were the looking up her skirt, she also wasn't wearing ANYTHING under there. After a few seconds she pressed her butt againest the window and the van drove out of sight. After a few shocked minutes, one of them dared to speak.
"My God, we'd just been Sailor Mooned!"
~WARNING 2~: Since it has been eight years since I last saw TMNT, this may not be correct. Thank you.
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Sailor Mooned
This is your last warning to leave... NOW!!
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Michaelangelo turned up the music and bobbed his head in time to it.
"Crawling in my skin, these wounds, they will not heal..." he sang in a off-key tune. Donatello winced.
"PLEASE. I'm driving the car and you singing in my ear isn't really helping."
"Foo," Michaelangelo sulked. After a few minutes of silence, the orange bandanaed turtle turned to the silent figure in the back.
"Ya know Rapheal, I thinked you bonked the poor pizza guy on the head a little too hard."
Rapheal grunted.
"Well, YOU wanted to hijack the car to spend some time away from Leonardo," he pointed out icily. There was a few more minutes of silence in which they drove by a old man taking a midnight drive.
"Getups that kids wear these days," he muttered after he caught a glimpse of Donatello's green skin.
After driving along for several hours (In which they raided several gas stations for gas and then Donatello made a few 'adjustments' to the van.) Michaelangelo asked the question.
"Where ARE we?"
"I think we're somewhere in rural Japan."
Michaelangelo blinked.
"When did we end up in Japan?"
"When I added the booster rockets in Kanses."
"Oh."
Silence.
"I think we should go back to kanses and apologize to the girl in the red shoes for running over her dog."
Silence.
"It was just a suggestion..."
After some more driving around aimlessly, Donatello glanced at the gas level and cursed.
"What is it?"
"We need more gas," Donatello grunted and pulled over.
"How much gas did we take from the last gas station?"
"About 150 gallons."
"That should be about enough."
Before Donatello could open the car door to refill the tank, a van passed by them. The really strange thing about the van was that it was driven by a man wearing a black tuxedo with a cape wearing a top hat and white face mask with five women in the back. The three mutant ninja turtles could hear the crappy music being played.
"Fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight..."
Rapheal shuddered at the man's lack of taste for music. However, what was to follow would forever imprint itself in their minds. One of the girls, which they noticed were all wearing sailor suits with REALLY short skirts, stood up and bent over. Not only were the looking up her skirt, she also wasn't wearing ANYTHING under there. After a few seconds she pressed her butt againest the window and the van drove out of sight. After a few shocked minutes, one of them dared to speak.
"My God, we'd just been Sailor Mooned!"