Jay and Silent Bob chill with Jesus
In Chuck E. Cheeses
Game room
Jay Challenges Jesus to a friendly game of Pinball…
Jay "Jesus, dude you're going down!"
Jesus "Dream on"
Bob "________?"
Jay "yea I agree with Bob"
Jesus "DUDE, he didn't say anything"
Jay "yea well I'm used to it…"
Jesus: breaks 2,000,000:
Jay "DAMN! I only got 700,000…."
Jesus "You're toast I just got multi ball….
Jay: Lights up:
Jesus "Jay, little kids…."
Jay "Yea! You're right. Prime opportunity!" "Start em' early"
Jesus "NO, that's not what I meant."
Jay "OOOHHHH, I get it.": puts out joint:
Jesus "Thank you"
Jay "Don't sweat it"
Jesus: loses ball: "DAMN IT!"
Jay "Ha ha ha ha ha!"
Jay: loses ball almost immediately: "SHIT!"
Jesus "well looks like I won this one…. 10,000,000 to 750,000"
Jay "Yea well…."
Bob: points to pizza, and rubs tummy:
Jay "Hey Bob got the munchies, come to think of it so do I."
Jesus "Aight lets eat"
Bob: smiles:
Food place
Jay "Bob slow the fuck down you've eaten 8 pieces, and we just got the pizza 5 mins. ago."
Bob: flicks off Jay:
Jesus "Chill out, I'll go buy another one"
Jesus: gets up to go buy another pizza:
Jay "Good. Bob you can finish that one."
Bob "________"
Jay "Your welcome"
Jesus: comes back with new pizza:
Jay: grabs piece:
Jesus: grabs piece:
Bob: finishes up first pizza in a record-breaking 1 min. flat!"
Minutes pass…
Jay "The Chuck E. Cheese show is coming on!!!"
Bob "_______"
Jesus "YAAAAY!"
Chuck E. Cheese begins to sing a parody of a BSB song.
Jay "What the fuck??"
Bob: nods head in disapproval:
Jesus "Father help us!!"
A blast of lightning comes through the ceiling and obliterates Chuck E. Cheese.
Jesus "Thanks"
A booming voice "YOU'RE WELCOME"
Bob "________"
Jay "Yea that was cool"
All the little kids become very unhappy and start beating on Jesus
Jay "Shit get him outa here"
Bob begins applying the Vulcan Death Grip to all the children attacking Jesus while Jay evacuates him out.
Jesus "Thanks guys, but I should be getting back soon"
Jay "Yea I hear that me and lunchbox here should get outa here too"
Bob "Bye"
Jesus "bye"
Jay "Dude did you just talk???"
Bob: nods:
In Chuck E. Cheeses
Game room
Jay Challenges Jesus to a friendly game of Pinball…
Jay "Jesus, dude you're going down!"
Jesus "Dream on"
Bob "________?"
Jay "yea I agree with Bob"
Jesus "DUDE, he didn't say anything"
Jay "yea well I'm used to it…"
Jesus: breaks 2,000,000:
Jay "DAMN! I only got 700,000…."
Jesus "You're toast I just got multi ball….
Jay: Lights up:
Jesus "Jay, little kids…."
Jay "Yea! You're right. Prime opportunity!" "Start em' early"
Jesus "NO, that's not what I meant."
Jay "OOOHHHH, I get it.": puts out joint:
Jesus "Thank you"
Jay "Don't sweat it"
Jesus: loses ball: "DAMN IT!"
Jay "Ha ha ha ha ha!"
Jay: loses ball almost immediately: "SHIT!"
Jesus "well looks like I won this one…. 10,000,000 to 750,000"
Jay "Yea well…."
Bob: points to pizza, and rubs tummy:
Jay "Hey Bob got the munchies, come to think of it so do I."
Jesus "Aight lets eat"
Bob: smiles:
Food place
Jay "Bob slow the fuck down you've eaten 8 pieces, and we just got the pizza 5 mins. ago."
Bob: flicks off Jay:
Jesus "Chill out, I'll go buy another one"
Jesus: gets up to go buy another pizza:
Jay "Good. Bob you can finish that one."
Bob "________"
Jay "Your welcome"
Jesus: comes back with new pizza:
Jay: grabs piece:
Jesus: grabs piece:
Bob: finishes up first pizza in a record-breaking 1 min. flat!"
Minutes pass…
Jay "The Chuck E. Cheese show is coming on!!!"
Bob "_______"
Jesus "YAAAAY!"
Chuck E. Cheese begins to sing a parody of a BSB song.
Jay "What the fuck??"
Bob: nods head in disapproval:
Jesus "Father help us!!"
A blast of lightning comes through the ceiling and obliterates Chuck E. Cheese.
Jesus "Thanks"
A booming voice "YOU'RE WELCOME"
Bob "________"
Jay "Yea that was cool"
All the little kids become very unhappy and start beating on Jesus
Jay "Shit get him outa here"
Bob begins applying the Vulcan Death Grip to all the children attacking Jesus while Jay evacuates him out.
Jesus "Thanks guys, but I should be getting back soon"
Jay "Yea I hear that me and lunchbox here should get outa here too"
Bob "Bye"
Jesus "bye"
Jay "Dude did you just talk???"
Bob: nods: