DISCLAIMER: I do not own Yu-gi-oh

If I did (what a terrible thought)…

This is my first story in forever (how long has it been? Two years? I think so)

SO, what would happen if the Yu-gi-oh world was gender-bended?

What would happen if it was our main character's "time of month"?

There are gonna be some name changes:

Joey: Joanna

Tristan: Triss

Duke: Diana

Seto: Sierra

Bakura will stay Bakura and Yugi will stay Yugi

Tea: Troy

Mai: Michael

I think that's about it... Enjoy! :D


It was a beautiful summer morning in Domino City, the fountains were working, and people could walk outside without being turned into a popsicle.

Sunlight streamed into the second floor of the Motou Game Shop, directly on to Yugi Motou's face. She groaned and rolled over, but immediately at up as she felt a sharp pain in her abdomen.

"Oh, no," she muttered as she spied the red splotch on her bedding, "why now," she grumbled as she climbed out of bed and groggily made her way to the bathroom.

She stood on her toes and tried to reach the top shelf of her bathroom closet, but to no avail. She sighed, cursing her short stature, and went downstairs to find a stool.

"All these years of puberty and this," she looked disdainfully at her abdomen, "and I still haven't grown an inch. Who even put the pads on the top shelf?" she wondered out loud, walking on her toes the whole way down the stairs, not wanting to leave a trail of blood behind her.

"Yugi! Good morning!" Grandma Motou met her at the bottom of the stairs and gave her a huge morning smile, unaware of Yugi's predicament.

Oh, I was so close, Yugi thought, looking over her grandmother's shoulder at the stool in the corner across the kitchen.

"You're up early aren't you," her grandmother said, "what do you want for breakfast?" she asked Yugi, pulling a carton of eggs out of the fridge.

"-Erm, Grandma, I was just trying to-," Yugi was cut off by her grandmother, who kept blabbering on like Yugi was still listening.

"I know! I'll make you a king's breakfast!" Grandma Motou grinned in triumph at her amazing idea, dropping the carton of eggs onto the floor. They made a crunch on that could only mean all the eggs had cracked. Yugi took the opportunity to shuffle across the room, grab the stool, and tip-toe back up the stairs to get herself a pad.

"That was harder than it should have been," she muttered, finally grabbing the package of green maxi pads off the top shelf, she could still hear grandma sobbing over the cracked eggs.

"Yuuuugiii! I need you to go to the store!" Grandma Motou yelled up the stairs, "NOW!" she added, making Yugi flinch.

"Okay, okay! Give me a minute!" Yugi yelled back, changing into a clean underwear and pressing the pad onto it. She walked back into her bedroom, trying to get used to the awkward scratch of the feminine product between her legs. The Millenium Puzzle on her desk glowed and Yami appeared behind her as she pulled a clean shirt over her cami.

"So it's that time of year hm?" she asked Yugi, a laugh clearly in her eyes.

"Yes," Yugi grumbled at Yami, pulling a brush through her thick black hair.

"You seem more uncomfortable than we were back in Egypt," Yami chuckled, clearly enjoying teasing Yugi.

"Well, if it's so easy, why don't you help me out," Yugi snapped, forcing herself back into the Puzzle, forcing Yami into the real world.

"What... "she stood, shocked, in front of the mirror for a minute. She didn't think that Yugi would actually do something like that.

"Yugi!" She yelled at the gold artifact, grabbing it off the desk and shaking it, "I never agreed to this you little...!" her rant was interrupted by Grandma Motou shouting about the grocery store and eggs.

"Duty calls," Yugi's voice giggled as the Puzzle glowed in Yami's hands.

"Alright," she sighed, "this isn't going to be that hard," she slipped the Millenium Puzzle over her head and went downstairs.


Oh it's harder than you think Yami... heeheee

Well, please tell me what you think! :3

Is it good or should I trash it?

And if you have any name ideas for Yugi's Grandmother, please tell me in a review or PM me!

Alvida!