Patrick Stump – Uncircumcised
"You are such an adorable little slut, Skylar." Patrick whispered to my ear. I sighed. I know he only does this to make me feel uncomfortable and awkward. And by the looks of it, he is just doing fine.
Patrick walked around my body and decided to tease me about my new look. My outfit today wasn't the best way to recognize me especially if it consists of floral shorts and a teal colored top. I sighed in sudden realization. You see, I'm quite a boyish person. I would rather wear my basketball jersey shorts than the shorts I'm wearing now. I would also rather wear my plain old blue shirt than this sleeveless piece of shit. Hell, I would rather wear anything than this. I groaned and reminded myself to kill my sister afterwards for making me change my T-Shirt for this rubbish.
"What happened to the man we knew?" Patrick smirked, making the crowd laugh aloud.
I sneered. "I should be the one asking you that question. You little uncircumcised jerk."
Patrick pretended to be offended by this and plastered a "hurt face". "Did a half man just insulted me?"
I sighed and felt my blood boil while my fists clench. I know that he only does this to just piss the hell out of me and release my inner manliness (that he lacks) by doing so. I know he's having fun playing this game and you know what, I'm going too. So I decided to relax and unclench my fists. He notices this and made a joke about it.
"Anger issues or just plain old-"
"I don't know Patrick." I cut him off by a smirk. No one calls him by his first name anymore since everybody knows that if you do, his friends will beat you shitless in a minute.
"You better regret that!" He shouted while grabbing my collar. I laughed and plastered a smirk. Suddenly, his eyes widen and his sweat rolled down his forehead. I smiled. I know exactly why he did that. And it's because he gets all weird and sweaty when someone invades his personal space. I found this as his weakness and leaned forward a little more just to tease the bastard. After a few seconds, I stared at his blue eyes and his pink lips. I smirked at him before smashing my lips to his. I wrapped my arms around his neck while he wraps his arms around my tiny waist. It at least lasted for a minute and when we both realized that, we lost our contact. I smirked at him while his mouth was agape. I decided that was the perfect time to say something.
"Call me when you're circumcised Stump." I winked at him before I leave the hallway feeling victorious.