A/N ok this was an idea when my friend told me this story but I changed it around because I liked the plot she had. Since she didn't know how the characters acted, (well not many of them) she made them OOC. Lol it's just something to laugh about and I am not making fun of anything. Although Wakka will be a little weird, I am not making fun of anyone's culture. Just something to make people in Spira confused about. Destiny is to bring Aeris back! AERIS ROCKS! (I am such a big fan!) Also this is kind of AU like I mentioned because it's random. I am probably going to have sin come being so weird that everyone is not afraid. I probably will have FF8 and FF9 characters. (I know nothing but I started a little of FF8 but had to give it back to my friend. Turns out I didn't have a PS1 memory card lol and for FF9 the same friend has this one so he tells me a little about it.
Summary: AU Imagine 10 year old Tidus in an insane world wanting only just a normal day for once but not going to happen! Wakka, being weird wearing a skirt. Lulu singing country songs and Auron doing rap! Yuna, not having a clue on what's going on but thinks of hot guys while Tidus gets real jealous! Rikku getting angry at Tidus for putting on Lollypop Evil instead of Resident Evil. Seymour is dancing like a ballerina and Vincent from FF7 appearing and chasing Cloud all over Spira for taking his designs in clothing for Kingdom Hearts and Cid and Cid meeting face to face. FF7/FFX Crossover. There will be more randomness in characters.
EVERYONES AGES
Tidus, Yuna and Seymour- 10
Rikku- 8 (My friend thought of her as 13 but I laughed for her not knowing how many years younger she is from Tidus)
Wakka- 16 (hm ok I want him an adult making him weirder and weirder)
Vincent, Cloud, Tifa, Aeris, Yuffie- 13 (hehehehe)
Cid and Cid- 19 or 20 (lol I am so changing everyone's age so please can you deal with it)
Others- (I will mention there ages in the story)
Also I don't have this for the category Final Fantasy crossovers because this is mostly FFX. Characters from the other FF are there to support the plot and all. FF7 characters won't be in this chapter yet except some hints of it. Also hints of Resident Evil and Kingdom hearts are in this story. I might put Sora, Riku and the othersin it but I don't know yet.Well then let's get on with the story
Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy X, Final Fantasy 7, Resident Evil, Kingdom Hearts or anything else I mention like "Oh, Susanna" (I forgot who wrote that oops real innocent) and "Mosh" by Eminem. However Lollypop Evil is credited to my friend who made it up. Lol (THANKS TIF!) Also she got the name from Resident Evil as I will describe what the game is about (lol)
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The Narrator's voice comes out of nowhere to start the story. "Once upon a time in the town of Besaid there was a 10 year old girl named Tidus who was playing dolls at her house because she was bored." Tidus, who heard this, was angry at the narrator. "BOY AND I WAS PLAYING WITH MY BLITZBALL!" The Narrator smiled and sweatdropped but you can't see because well you can never see the narrator. "Ok fine! Once upon a time there was a 10 year old "boy" named Tidus who was playing with his blitzball because he was bored so he then left his house and started walking to Wakka's house."
"Ummmm Narrator you can stop telling the story. I think everyone can see you know," Tidus said and the Narrator sighed and went on coffee break. (Secretly still telling the story)Tidus started walking and reached Wakka's house and when he was about to knock on the door Wakka immediately opened it surprising Tidus. Wakka is a 16 year old that acted like a kid in heart and everyone loved him for that most of the tines. The thing that scared Tidus was, Wakka was wearing a skirt! "Wakka, man why the heck are you wearing a skirt!"
Wakka, who was smiling, frowned. "It's a kilt! You do know what a kilt is, ya?" Tidus scratched his head and shook his head making Wakka sigh. "It's Scottish clothing for men and boys!"
Tidus laughed. "Yeah I know it's a skirt….Hold up what is Scottish?"
Wakka shrugged. "I don't know but I heard that word in the news. Oh and it's not a skirt!" Tidus laughed harder. "Ok fine it's a skirt but oh well! Now what do you want?"
Tidus sighed. "I was bored not my fault!"
Wakka grinned, "Well sorry brudda, time for my Scottish dance lessons." Wakka then left closing the door behind him to go back to the living room.
Tidus who stood there dumbfounded didn't understand Wakka. 'Ok what the hell was that! He dances then hangouts! And WHAT THE HECK IS SCOTTISH! Is it a religion or something?' He screamed in his mind.
Wakka opened the window revealing the TV on with people dancing and screamed, "NO! IT'S A CULTURE!" Tidus wondered how the hell Wakka read his mind. "Because Hiei showed me how to!" (Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho. Don't own him.) Wakka then closed the window and then put the curtains so no one can see what he was doing.
Tidus didn't even want to know who Hiei was so he turned around and decided to go to Yuna's and Rikku's house. Once he got there he was going to knock on the door until Rikku opened it. Tidus didn't understand what was going on. "HOW DOES EVERYONE KNOW WHEN I AM COMING!"
Rikku laughed. "I don't know!" Tidus looked annoyed but shrugged it off and became happy again. "Say Rikku I was wondering if we can play some videogames!"
Rikku looked excited and nodded, grabbed Tidus by his feet making him fall and dragged him to the living room where the little 10 year old Yuna was. "Hi Tidus!" Tidus waved back working on his hair to look cool. Rikku sighed at this and muttered, "Boys."
Rikku was 8 but acted older then Tidus. Yuna was always mature for her age, well most of the time. "Hey guys, have you noticed what Wakka was wearing lately and doing?" Tidus asked sitting on the ground in the middle.
Rikku and Yuna both nodded. Yuna giggled. "Well duh silly it's Scottish all the way from Scotland!" Tidus gave them a 'What the hell is Scottish and why does everyone know what it is?' look and Rikku took the remote and opened the TV to the news.
"Hello to the Spirian news I am Trish Lopez with the news as you all can see, weird people coming from a place unknown to Spira which is Midgar, Wutai, Costa Del Sol, Mideel, Nibelheim and some more places which sounds weird. Who are these people and what do they want? Also in other news we found a new place which is another nice city called Scotland. (Reminder: They might have Spira as a whole country/continent so all the places are towns/cities/island right?) And another nice culture where we find different people like the Al bhed with a different language. Everyone is friendly to them and they seem no harm because we all are humans. Now-" Rikku turned off the TV.
Tidus was surprised as ever and sighed. "Oh well." They heard a knock at the door and Yuna went to go see who it was. 'Hey how come I try to knock and they are right there but when someone else comes they knock and then the girls take there times to get the door!' He thought as someone was calling his cell phone. (Cell phone at age 10 what a lucky boy lol) He picked it up. "Hello."
"To answer your question it's because you're special in a good way," Wakka said and hung up the phone. Tidus sighed he wondered how Wakka read his mind.
Rikku looked at Tidus. "Come on let's play some videogames!" Tidus nodded he knew what and took out a videogame with his random powers. Rikku smirked. "Hey Tidus did you take the Random Test?"
"Yeah got an A+ mostly everyone got them also. Except this girl named Jennifer, she got a Z- which can't be possible she even spelled her name wrong!"
Rikku who was thinking of who that girl was just then realized it was a friend's of hers enemy. "Oh yeah Saria's evil enemy! Man she was the class fool and what an evil girl! Oh well we will play once Yunie comes back!" (No not Saria from Zelda people.)
Tidus wondered why it was taking so long and who was at the door. His phone rung again and he picked it. He knew it had to be Wakka. "I know, I know I am supposed to go to where Yuna is and find something random going right?"
"Umm Tidus," the other line said. It wasn't Wakka that's for sure and was weird but he didn't know who it was and freaked out.
"HEY who is this and how do you know my name!" He said defensively. The voice sounded like someone lost their voice but he knew Wakka never had lost his voice even if he screamed for like hours he would never.
"Duh this is Wakka idiot! I just lost my voice singing so high the Scottish theme song! Yeah I never lose my voice but there is a firstin everything. Anyways I was going to tell you to get your ass off the ground and get pie, throw it in your face or have Rikku do that and then go see who is at the door." He then hung up the phone leaving a confused Tidus.
Tidus sighed and closed his cell and put it in his wallet. He stood up and then turned around as Rikku was setting up the GameCube. He wasn't going to have a pie thrown in his face so he decided to go to where Yuna was but then stopped dead in tracks on what he saw.
A song that made Tidus sick was on. That song was those evil songs that were on when you did ballerina. (A friend of mine said one of them was called, "Swan Lake" or something. Hey I did Ballet when I was little so I don't know anything.) He saw something shocking.
Seymour, age 10 just like him was dancing around in a pink tutu. Tidus blinked and was shockedat the sight. His rival/enemy was dancing like a cute little girl and couldn't help but scream, "AHHHHH IT BURNS! MY EYES! I CAN'T SEE THE LIGHT!"
Yuna who was looking at Seymour amazinglyat his talent of dancing like a ballerina turned to Tidus. She couldn't help but giggle. "Oh come on Tidus it's not that bad! Seymour is good! Bravo!" She started clapping as Seymour with the pink tutu which Tidus couldn't help but stare at in horror smiled and grabbed Yuna's hands to go to him and dance with him.
She blushed and that made Tidus's blood boil. Tidus grabbed Yuna from Seymour as Seymour was dancing not noticing. "Get a life and once you get one then go get a job!" Tidus screamed and closed the door behind him.
Yuna smiled at him. "Thanks Tidus. I will always think of you of my knight in shining armor." She gave a peck onthe cheek fast and then went walking fast back to the living room to check up on Rikku.
Tidus stood there blushing and feeling his cheek. From the looks of it anyone could know Tidus had a crush on Yuna since the day they met 5 years ago. They were great friends, along with Rikku. He decided to then go back to the living room to see what was going on.
Once he got there Rikku stood there smiling at him. A very big one that scared Tidus the first time she used it on him but he got used to it…eventually. Having her smile that big was meaning that something was going on. "Hey what's going on?"
"I got the Gamecube hooked and now we can go play RESIDENT EVIL YAY!" Rikku screamed so hard, Yuna and Tidus had to cover there ears.
Yuna smiled and looked down at the Resident Evil games she had. She and Rikku had 0, 1, 2, 3, Code Veronica and 4. They wanted Outbreak 1 and 2 but said they would wait for Christmas. "Ok only 0, 1, Code Veronica and 4 are for the Gamecube so how about 0?" Rikku nodded as she took the game and opened the case to get the disk to put it in the Gamecube.
"Hey guys I have a game we can play and it's fun, cool and no horror. It's like Resident Evil!" Tidus said as Rikku and Yuna gave him a weird stare. He sighed, "Ok fine put the game." He saw Rikku's blanky that was small and yellow. She used it when she couldn't go to sleep and had it on the table for some odd reason he couldn't figure. 'I guess it was my random power.' He thought as he took it and cuddled it. Rikku didn't notice because she was too busy looking at the RE0 commercial in the game with interest.
Tidus cuddled it harder looking at the screen as the commercial ended so Rikku started a new game. The doorbell rang as he stood up like one of those crimson heads in Resident Evil 1 as he went running to the door. 'I hope it's not Seymour again or I am going to so kick his butt and send him to heck…Hold on I am 10 years old why the heck am I saying heck!' He then reached there and opened the door as he heard those old country songs.
He was shocked because there stood Lulu wearing something other then black. 'AHHHHHHH THE HORROR! WHAT'S THE HELL IS GOING ON? Cool I saidheck I mean He-ckDARN it always fade' She looked like a cow girl in those old western movies which scared the crap out of Tidus and also there was music on.
Lulu was 16 just like Wakka and she was always mature but now it scared him. Lulu was dancing around with a violin pretending she was playing it. She sung what seemed the chorus:
Oh, Susanna
Oh, don't you cry for me
Well, I come from Alabama
with a banjo on my knee
Tidus went toward the cd player and closed it. Country songs scared him and gave him nightmares. But when he hugged his big fluffy teddy bear his nightmares would fade. Rikku found out about it and wondered if she should black mail him or not. Rikku knew how to blackmail because Auron taught her when he was bored and that she was a smart little girl.
Lulu who threw the violin at the ground and was dancing with the tree stopped and looked at Tidus. "What!"
Tidus, confused wondered what the heck was going on. "Lulu why with all the country songs!"
Lulu sighed. "My therapist says I should listen and enjoy country songs instead of rap, metal and rock. Same with Auron, he doesn't listen to rap because he hates it so his therapist told him to listen to more rap songs."
Tidus, instead of being shocked laughed hard. "Old man with rap yeah right!"
"Who you calling old man!" A voice came from behind Tidus as he spun around shocked. There stood Auron wearing black baggy pants and a black t-shirt that said, "Eminem rocks you all," in red bloody words. He had his cd player in hand that was paused. "You should know being 20 years old isn't an old age." Auron was indeed 20 years old but was mature for his age and never wore clothes like he wore now. Tidus always called him "old man" like his father because those 2 were great friends and Auron always gave him advice but Tidus always said it was an old lecture.
Tidus father left when he was 7 years old to go on Braska's pilgrimage. Braska was Yuna's father and was a Summoner. So he had to go on a pilgrimage to stop Sin with the help of Jecht, Tidus's father and Auron. Unfortunately Jecht sacrificed himself for Spira and asked Auron to take care of his son before he died and he trusted Auron because even though Auron was 17 that time he was a trust worthy person and Braska asked him to watch an eye at Yuna.
Yuna lived as you can see with Rikku and her uncle cid who went out of town this week. They were old enough to take care of themselves but sometimes Auron would visit them to keep an eye on things. Today he decided to visit them but Auron didn't live that far since the town was small.
"OK NARRATOR TOO MUCH HISTORY AND I TOLD YOU, YOU DON'T HAVE TO NARRATE ANYMORE!" Tidus screamed annoyed. The Narrator just ignored him as Tidus looked at Auron. "Auron how thehell did you come that fast. I didn't even see you in there."
Auron chuckled. "That's because you were distracted by Lulu's dancing that I snuck in to see if you knew dog!" Tidus scratched his head as he looked again at Auron's clothing. "Seriously you need to change and you just said "dog" OH NO THE WORLD IS OVER!" He then ran away going back in the living room with 4 eyes staring at him. Rikku and Yuna decided not to ask.
Auron started singing with the cd player still off (he turned it off a while ago) while walking to the living room with Lulu not paying attention because she had random country songs stuck in her head. Auron sung:
Come along follow me as I lead through the darkness
As I provide just enough spark that we need to proceed
Carry on, give me hope, give me strength
Come with me and I won't steer you wrong
Put your faith and your trust as I guide us through the fog
To the light at the end of the tunnel
We gonna fight, we gonna charge, we gonna stomp, we gonna march
Through the swamp, we gonna mosh through the marsh
Take us right through the doors (c'mon)
Lulu snapped out of her thoughts thinking that song was evil. "You should like Country songs better! Forget rap!"
Auron laughed. "Yeah riiiight and I thought you said you loved rap!"
"I used to."
Auron and Lulu started fighting on who's music genreswere better. They went to the living room not noticing Rikku was playing Resident Evil 0 but still in the beginning. She was controlling the character Rebecca Chambers and was fighting the first 3 zombies. 1 in back of her and 2 in front of her. Yuna was watching amused and Tidus was holding the blanket scared and was closing his eyes most of the times.
Yuna noticed Auron and Lulu and gasped. "Sir Auron and Lulu what in Yevons are you wearing!"
Auron and Lulu both stopped as Yuna was asking them and they simply both said, "Therapists idea."
Yuna giggled as Rikku didn't notice anything going on except the game. "I BEAT THEM!"
Tidus sighed in relief and opened his eyes. "What just happened? I thought they were dead," he heard Rebecca in the game and wondered the same as her. He knew his phone will ring so he pulled it out.
Nothing happened. "Hey everyone I decided to come over since my lessons are over and answer Tidus's question!" He heard someone say as he saw it was Wakka and was happy that he wasn't wearing a skirt anymore but normal clothes. "Yes I am wearing normal clothes. Anyways they are Zombies, dead people that come back to life having a virus in them. That virus is called the T-virus. Man Tidus get in with the program here and listen to learn, ya."
Tidus nodded. "Ok everyone sit down, WE HAVE TO KEEP ON PLAYING!" Rikku screamed making everyone shut up. Everyone sat down and started watching. Auron and Lulu still had their songs stuck in their head but were paying attention to the game. Wakka was just thinking of Lulu wearing Scottish girl clothing. Tidus a baby like ever, Yuna hadher eyes glued to screen with Rikku and both were excited to know what will happen next as Tidus was praing to Yevon.
End of Chapter 1
A/N ok I will try updating the next chapter soon. I hope you enjoyed this chapter and please review. Well I had to add Wakka coming back lol
Here is what the next chapter is about: They are still working on Resident Evil until they show this character, Billy who Yuna thinks is so hot and Tidus will get angry….REAL ANGRY. Over a videogame character lol Let's see some FF7 characters will come in. (I might put squacky! I mean Squally! I mean Squall lol) and we'll go from there. More randomness will come!