Chapter one
StIP: Muwhahahahahahahahahahahahaha...:looks around: heh heh:Blushes: ehhh I am starting a new fanfic where my beloved Sei is a character!
SD: Yes and my character Rae is also here!
StIP and SD: and we have changed KL's character's name into Noa!
KL: Hey!
StIP: and now I call forth my made up disclaimer person Disclaimer guy
Disclaimer guy: Sparky doesn't own FullMetal Alchemist...
StIP: yeah yeah.. i know
Chapter Begins
It was the last day of school year for a for the students who attended Denburg High School. At a locker was three girls who were talking with each other. One was around 5'-9'' and had navy blue hair, and purple eyes, the second girl stood two inches taller with raven black hair, a light complexion and crimson eyes. The third girl was the oddest looking of them all. She barely stood above 5 feet. She had blonde hair that came a little past her shoulders that was in a braid, and was wearing a red coat with a weird symbol on the back of it. Underneath the coat she had black pants on with a black shirt, along with some black boots that had red soles.
"Well Sei, the only thing you're missing now is the auto mail." The raven-haired girl said shaking her head at the the FullMetal Obsessie, Sei looked up at her friend.
"Yeah, it's funny how I look almost like him." Sei said sighing, "if only he were real."
The girl with the navy blue hair gave an exasperated sigh, "I can't believe you dyed your hair blonde. It looked better brown."
The girl named Sei gave a toothy grin, "But it takes away from the fun of dressing like Ed."
"Yeah Noa, give Sei a break, I mean she's got the attitude and height just like Ed, isn't that right short stuff." The raven girl said patting Sei's head, Sei growled, her eyes glittered dangerously.
(SD: WHAT! NOA'S HAIRS BLUE AND MINE IS JUST PLAIN BLACK? She's the one who's like 'keep it natural' my hair's pur- eh heh heh okay so it's orange now cause the purple hair dye didn't work right but still! StIP: it said Fuchsia not purple dimwit.)
"I'm not SHORT you bloody flaming idiot!" Sei shouted throwing her shoe at Rae's head, unfortunately for the ravened haired girl she got nailed with the shoe.
"Owwwiieee" she said holding her head, Sei chuckled menacingly.
"So whose's got shrimpy ticked off." a girl with black hair and all black clothes said appearing in-between Sei and Noa.
Sei glared at her clenching her fist, the girl pretended not to notice. "Oh Rae insulted Sei." Noa said looking at the pathetic heap of Rae huddled on the floor holding her head.
"Oh so Rae was insulting poor Sei, it's a wonder she could have hit your head with her being only the as tall as your ankles." The Goth girl said laughing.
"I am not that small Senko." Sei said in a dangerously low voice.
"You just keep on telling yourself that little one." Senko said laughing, only to cry out as Sei stepped on her foot.
"You idiot, I'm wearing sandles." Senko said hopping on one foot while holding the other. Sei smiled sardonically looking away from her.
"Really? I wouldn't be able to tell because I'm always looking up." She retorted, this earned her a sour look from Senko. Noa shook her head at the two.
The first bell rang and the friends departed to their classes. When Sei got to hers immediately she was harassed by the anime haters. "So dressing up like your stupid cartoons are we now?" One boy said laughing at Sei. She gritted her teeth clenching her fists to her sides. It would not be a good idea to get suspended on the last day of schools for beating up an idiot who should be taught a lesson about shutting up. Sei thought trying to calm her self.
(SD: Hey! Look it's Ja- oooh can I not say his name? Would it give away who we were... wait there are a lot of people named Jake who am I kidding. Oh well I guess I just won't mention his name. KL: ... You just did. SD: WHAT! Oh eh heh heh heh. StIP:sweat drop:)
"Yup, got a problem with that." Sei said giving her winning smile.
The boy blinked in surprise. "That's lame." He said going to his seat.
Sei sighed in relief. It could always be worse. She just hated how so many people made a big deal of what she liked. Just because she watched anime was no reason to make fun of her. Her second class period went better, then came lunch.
Sitting at her table, which was the same table she sat at everyday she waited for her friends to show up. Giving the school food one last sniff she pushed that away, then grabbed the milk. Just then Rae showed.
"Hey Sei! So gonna see if you're over the milk phobia?" Rae said stifling a small giggle.
"It's not funny." Sei said opening the milk, and eyeing it carefully.
-Flash back-
Sei, who's hair is currently brown and not up in a braid but down, just open her milk and taking a swig of it spitted it out just as quickly. She began to gag grabbing a napkin and putting it over her mouth. Suppressing her gags she got out, "It was chunky and it taste awful."
Rae looked ruefully at Sei. Then at herself. "That's nice... By the way thanks for the prize." she said leaving. Naomi followed after, gagging also. Sei blushed, still suppressing gags.
-end Flashback-
Sei brought the milk to her mouth but made no move further. Now Naomi had joined where Rae sat, which was across from Sei along with their friend Jon.
"So she's going for the milk?" Jon said with an amused smile on his face. Sei glared over the top of the milk carton.
Tilting the carton Sei braced herself.
"Remember how chunky the milk was, and the sour taste that wouldn't go away?" Rae said with a menacing smile on her face ducking, Naomi, just as quick, ducked also. Sei spitted milk on the unexpecting Jon.
"RAE YOU DIMWIT!" Sei yelled standing up slamming her fist on the table. The person sitting behind Rae stood up.
"So freak, you think it's funny to spit milk on my new shirt eh?" A girl who had a bulky build and stood around 5-11 said glaring at the now wide-eyed Sei.
"It's not like tha-" Sei began.
"SHUT UP!" The girl yelled grabbing Sei by the hair and dragging her out of the cafeteria and to the girls restroom. Sei squirmed trying to get free of the one girls grasp. Unfortunately it didn't work that well.
Once in the bathroom the girl threw Sei against the wall. Sei got up looking around hoping that there would be someone in the bathroom so she wouldn't have to fight. It was deserted.
"It'll be fun breaking your pretty little face." The girl said cracking her knuckles.
Obviously she won't listen to reason, might as well kick her ass then. Sei thought. "Why don't you show me what you got?" she said grinning.
The girl ran up aiming for a right hook. Sei easily dodged and ran up underneath kicking her in the gut. The girl stumbled backwards glaring at Sei. "Becky, Sam. Get in here, shorty thinks she can beat me up." The girl said laughing.
Sei glared at the girl, "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE CALLING A SHORTY, BITCH!" Sei yelled punching her. She stumbled back further, wiping some blood off her mouth.
"Big mistake," she said as two girls not as big as the leader came in.
"Hey Amy, why don't you give her a swirly. That way you'll screw up her hair like she did your shirt." one of the girls replied. Amy grinned.
"Lets do it. Hurry grab her quick before she gets away." Amy said tackling Sei. The other two grabbed Sei's limbs so she couldn't struggle. Then they held her over the toilet.
"Please don't do this, I mean we're mature adults. We can talk it out. It's really a waste of your time. I mean what are you getting out of this?" Sei said attempting to save herself from a quick dip in the porcelain bowl which wasn't very sanitary.
"Oh, I'll get plenty from this." The girl named Amy said as she lifted Sei down into the toilet. Sei closed her eyes wondering why in the seven hells she was being given a swirly. Then she blacked out.
Just as quickly as she blacked out she woke up. "Uhhhnn, my head." she mumbled getting up. Feeling her head she realized it wasn't wet. Taking a step, unexpectedly, she fell forward and down some stairs. Once she hit the bottom she got up looking around a bit disoriented.
"What the hell is going on?" She questioned, she was no longer in a school bathroom, but in a small tavern.
"Ah Edward Elric the famous FullMetal Alchemist. So you done with your nap?" A man said hitting Sei on the back. She stumbled forward at the force of the hit. "Good, now we need to ask a small favor of you okay? There's this chimera outside and we need you to kill it." The man said guiding Sei toward the door.
"Wait I'm not Edward, I swear I'm-" she shouted as she was thrown out the door. "Sei." She looked around, "am I dreaming? If Edward exist here then I could meet him. Unless I am him. Okay it's official, I have weird dreams." Sei said getting up. The sun was already set here, making it hard to see her surroundings. Looking around, she saw a pitch fork. (StIP: The farmer fighter kit, includes a pitchfork, a torch, and pesticides.)
"Oh no, I'm not going to kill a chimera with a pitchfork am I?" She said with a bending down to the pitchfork and poking it. Sitting down she shut her eyes tight taking a deep breath. "Heh, I feel so foolish, I doubt this will work." She began to trace a transmutation circle. "I really am obsessed for me to know how to draw a transmutation circle, and I don't even really know alchemy." Grabbing the pitchfork she laid it across the circle. Clapping her hands together, and touching the circle, miraculously she was able to change the pitchfork into a lance.
"Okay, I am dreaming because that worked... well that's cool... but then it's the only one I remembered from the show... whatever." She replied grabbing the lance no longer dwelling on the thought about what she just did.
After walking around for 10 minutes she gave up looking for the chimera. Sitting down, and leaning her back against a wall she took off her white gloves. "This is too real to be a dream, let alone it makes sense. Geeze I hate dreams like th-" She was cut off as a dark figure that ran on all fours growled.
Alarmed she jumped up, grabbing her lance in hand. Looking around she saw a chimera. It looked as if a mix between a bird of some sort and a panther. Sei stared at the thing, not really sure what to think, "Holy crap, why do I feel so damn nervous?" She gripped the lance tighter as the chimera charged at her.
-back at the tavern-
The FullMetal Alchemist came down the stairs yawing as he stretched his limbs. His brother not far behind. Once at the bottom the room went quiet. Ed looked around before taking a seat at a table. A man walked up to him.
"YOU'RE THE FULLMETAL ALCEMIST?" He shouted pointing at Ed.
"That's right." Ed said with a confused look on is face, murmuring was heard in the room.
"THEN WHO DID WE SEND TO KILL THE CHIMERA?"
Just then the front wall to the tavern collapsed as a person with blonde hair, and wearing the same attire as the now utterly confused FullMetal alchemist went flying in hitting the ground with a thud. The chimera began limping towards Sei.
Unsteadily she got up looking around, "Why won't you just die?" the young girl whined. Looking down she saw a gun, a sudden grin appeared across her face. "What luck, the light must favor me." she muttered dropping the lance and picking up the gun. Eyeing it carefully the grin, if possible, got bigger, "An old model, but it'll do, one shot left." then suddenly she pointed it at the still limping chimera firing the one shot as it fell lifelessly to the ground.
"WHO'S THAT?" Ed yelled pointing at the girl who collapsed suddenly, grimacing. The man who sent her to kill the chimera walked over to her suddenly.
"Who do you think you are, impostor. No one gets off pretending to be the FullMetal Alchemist." The guy replied angrily, The girl gave him a level look.
"Well Nash's sons' did... but that's not really important, and by the way. I never said I was the FullMetal Alchemist, you just never gave me a chance to say who I was." She said taking a deep breath, her hair long since fell out of the braid, and her coat ripped and bloodied.
"Then why are you dressed like him?" The guy replied smugly. Sei smirked, which caused the guys own smug look to fall.
Edward walked up to Sei, curious why this person looked just like himself. "Why would I tell you, there's not much you could do to me." she grinned at the guy as he tried to form words. "Speechless I see. I tend to do that to the stupid." Unfortunately for the man, he was already at a loss.
"So it's not everyday I meet someone who looks just like me. Thought you could get off using my name." Ed said with a bit of a challenging grin.
Sei blinked looking up at Edward, "No." She said simply, saying no more. The silence stretched between them.
"Soooooo, are you going to tell me why you're dressed like me?" Ed questioned, hands on hips and leaning forward looking down at the girl. She looked up with a dead serious face.
"Uh... sure..." The girl stood up slightly gasping at the pain, she put a hand to her head, "Well it's kinda.." she faltered holding her head, and closing her eyes for a second.
Ed looked at Al then gave her a worried look. "Are you okay?"
She opened her eyes giving him a baffled look. "Well... I was attacked by a chimera, I have no clue where I am, and I think I'm going crazy. Other than that I'd say I'm peachy." She replied, "Except for the fact that my legs feel like jelly, and the room is spinning... but that's not the point." Ed grabbed her arm, she looked at him as she swayed slightly.
"Wha...?" She breathed deeply as she sort of used Ed to balance her to prevent herself from falling over.
Ed looked over at Al not letting go of his grip. "I think she's had too much blood loss Al. We better bandage her up." Ed said leaning in towards Al.
Sei looked at Ed, then looked around at her settings. This is too real. I've been in dreams where I can feel pain and other things but this is just ridiculous. What if I'm not dreaming... AWSOME! She thought.
"Now we gotta bandage you up, Al would you carry ... um what's your name?" He paused looking Sei in the eyes.
"Sei Amys." She replied, eyes meeting his golden stare with her blue stare that showed challenge.
"Sei," he quietly repeated her name, "Al carry Sei to our room, we'll bandage her up there."
Al picked Sei up with no struggle and carried her to their room with no effort at all. Many protest were made, insisting that she could use her own feet to walk.
"Please just let me walk I'm fine." Sei said attempting to break free of Al's grip.
"Brother said to carry you, and you're hurt. You shouldn't exert yourself." Al said apologetically. Sei trying to get Al to drop her accidentally knocked off his helemet.
Ed and Al just stared at Sei who leaned over to looked at the piece of armor that began to roll down the stairs.
Sei laughed a bit nervously, "Sorry about that." she murmered.
"Aren't you frightened that I have no body in this suit of armor?" Al asked inquiringly. She shrugged.
"Not really, not many things scare me, and I have a feeling you're not going to kill me so I don't think I'll be freaking out anytime soon." Sei replied causally. Dang, I should act more human, not as if I already know things that they don't even know. Sei thought mentally slapping herself. After retrieving Al's head they finally got to Ed and Al's room.
She having to remove some items of clothing for Ed to bandage her up sat on the bed blushing a crimson color.
"Thank you for bandaging me up." Sei said unable to meet Ed's eyes, she twiddled her thumbs.
"No problem. So why exactly are you dressed like me? You weren't able to answer the question before."
Sei's brows furrowed in thought. If I tell him the truth he won't believe me and then I'll probably get sent to the hospital for being a mental case... "Yeah, I come from another world where you are in a show. I'm a big fan of yours. I'm dressed like you just to show how much I like you, and I'm here because some girl gave me a swirly"... I better just lie to him. She thought.
"Well I really don't know that much, you see I can't remember anything like who I am really, only bits and fragments, or where I live or anything like that. So I really don't know why I'm dressed like you, but I'm sure my memory will come back to me soon, and when in it does I'll give you a full explanation... wow it sucks to be me." She explained while shaking her head.
Ed laughed in spite of himself. "Been there.. sort of, well in the whole life sucking part anyway."
Sei smiled warmly at him. Ed met her eyes before they both looked away and blushing. Oh dammit. I don't wanna fall for Ed. Sheesh why does he have to be so hott? She thought as her cheeks grew hotter and hotter.
"Well, I uh.. we're done with bandaging you up so you can umm.. get dressed. Then you should probably get some sleep." Ed said the red in his face dying down. Sei nodded in response.
"Okay. Thanks again. I wish I wasn't imposing on you." Sei said a bit ashamed.
"No not at all." Al said waving his hands, she looked over at him and smiled.
Ed and Al left the room. Sei smiled after them then headed toward their bathroom carrying her excess clothes with her. After the shower she decided to go down to the tavern."I'm not tired anyways, just hungry. Looks as if I have just enough money for a few meals, that's good." she muttered to herself.
"Hey Sei! Over here." Ed yelled waving to Sei.
She smiled as she made her way towards their table. "Hey!" she said sitting down.
"Your hair, it's brown." Ed said with a bit of surprise.
"Uhh yeah." Her brows furrowed. "I suppose theres more to me than I know."
He smiled, "Yeah guess so. You've also changed." Sei looked down, she was wearing some kaki pants with a black sleeveless shirt, it looked Japanese style.
Sei's stomach growled, she smiled weakly. "Heheheh, I haven't ate all day." She said with a small blush.
"Don't worry about it. I'll get you something." Ed said waving over a waiter.
"You really don't have to do this. I mean, I do have some money, I can buy it."
"Don't worry about it." He said giving her a comforting smile as she smiled back.
After searching the menu Ed eventually ordered steaks for the both of them. (StIP: BEEF it's what's dinner :stomach growls: eh heh heh.)
"And along with your dinner comes milk." the waiter said walking off.
"Yum, milk." Sei said sarcastically. Edward continued writing on his piece of paper. After about ten minutes the waiter finally came back with some food.
"Enjoy your dinner." She said smiling briefly setting down the plate. Sei didn't hesitate eating dinner digging right in, after a couple of minutes Sei unconsciously reached for her milk. Gulping it a few times she barely stopped herself from spitting the milk out on Ed.
"... that is the nastiest milk, what is it, goat's milk?" She muttered pushing the milk away from her and wiping her mouth. Ed looked up and gave a distasteful look at the milk.
Ed nodded his head, "I've never liked it." he said before going back to his paper work. Just then Al busted in the tavern.
"Brother! Brother, Armstrong is in town. He's looking for us." Al said running towards Ed. Sei blinked, her mouth full of food.
"Dammit, I thought we lost him back at Central." Ed said muttering. Sei gave him a sympathetic look.
"So why are you trying to avoid him?" She questioned, taking another bite of food.
"He wants to give us body guards because he thinks Scar's still after us." Ed said slamming his fist on the table.
"Why don't you go under disguise and escape? I mean couldn't you use Alchemy to change your appearance clothes wise and hair color?" Sei said shrugging.
Ed grinned suddenly. "Sei! You're a genius. I can go undercover... wait what about Al?" Ed's smile was fading.
"Well since he's just armor... No offense Al, couldn't we dismantle him and carry him?" She said with a quirked eyebrow. Ed nodded his head, they both looked at Al.
"Al do you mind if we carry you around." Ed asked with a pleading voice.
Al sighed, "It's okay brother." his head hung in defeat.
End Chapter One
StIP: I'm sorry that this was so long, I also hoped you liked it
SD: Yes we all know dear, you're suffering from writhers block
KL: You changed my name
StIP: Yes I know gotta love me
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KL:...
StIP: You're so nice, anyways please read and review if you did like.