(A/N)
Me: Ahh yes, young love, BUT NOT LIKE THIS! The scrawny red neck dork with the ghetto fat chick?
Leshawna: OH TELL ME YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME WHAT I THINK YOU JUST SAID.
Me: *backs away* just read the story…
Disclaimer: I do not own TDI or TDA or Harold OR Harold's Dignity.
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Harold always wanted to get Leshawna's attention. He would do the wackiest stuff, the dorkiest stuff, and even the craziest. But like the saying goes… You do crazy things for love.
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(Harold's POV)
She lied to the world! She lied to the contestants! She lied to the team! She lied to me! She lied to my heart… I can remember it like It was yesterday…
xFLASHBACKx
Chris came out of nowhere floating down while holding a chain and a plate.
"Like I was saying…, for your reward!" Chris then opened the plat and showed pictures of our best buddies, including my pal from magic steve's camp. It also showed Duncan's parole officer, judging by the looks of it, DJ's mom, and Heather's mom, and Leshawna's best cousin.
"Yup! One of you gets a whole spa night away from this cruddy studio lot, with your very best friend! So. Who's the lucky person?" Chris included.
And the arguing begins.
"I think I should be able to go since I helped the most in this challenge" Duncan stated putting his thumb pointing to his flabby chest.
"No way dorkahontas! I should be going since I'm popular." Heather stepped in.
"But I really miss my mama! Please o please! Send me!" DJ included.
"Hey don't I get a saying into this! My comrade from online gaming probably needs my help protecting the galaxies of omega 610382095---" I pointed out
"Harold, you're the last person to deserve this. Your no help at all!" Heather piped in throwing her arms in the air.
"NOW HOLD UP! YOU BOSSY LITTLE… little…." Leshawna began, but tears came to cover her pearly eyes. She burst out in tears making her beautiful dark charcoal mascara run down her cheeks.
"I'm sorry, it's just been, soooo stressful… I thought I were going to lose ya'll! Fighting for your lives. It's just been all too much!" Leshawna said and covered her eyes sobbing.
I felt truly horrible to see her go through this. We all thought we were sick and she was one person who wasn't. She had to rescue us all! And Duncan, who eventually had explosive diarreah…. Heheh..
I looked at DJ, his lips were trembling. And Duncan was eyes widened. I glanced at Heather and she was speechless, until she piped in.
"Wow. You actually do have a heart."
"And she did solved the challenge, I nominate her to win the reward." Duncan said. I smiled at the thought Duncan had a heart too. Don't get me wrong, I still hate his living soul.
"All in favor?" Duncan excluded. We all raised our hands, even Heather, and shouted out I.
"O-oh no! I c-can't believe this! You guys are so beautiful!" I thought of her reffering to me. Since I am her man. "What a generous….!" Then she sobbed her way to happiness.
"Oh my god, thank you! Thank you so much! You guys are the best!!!!!" Then Leshawna was sweeped away to the lame-o-sine.
xEND OF FLASHBACKx
I snorted at the thought of Leshawna. I literally snorted.
"Harold. Shut up…" Duncan said hazily.
I just hissed and fell back to sleep.
A phew hours later and I still wasn't feeling tired at all. I wiped my glasses and looked over to see if anyone was still awake.
I glanced at Justin.
He was snoring and his green skin medication was all over his pillow.
I glanced at Duncan.
He had his headphones on his ears and, I was surprised and startled at was he was doing… Instead of his regular rocker sign hanging out he was cuddling up to his pillow revealing the picture of Courtney under it. He was all kissing that fluffed pillow. I tried so hard not to laugh! If only I had my electric camera 9000 portable for ingame role playing. I'd totally show the world…
I looked up the wall and snorted. I dropped down to the bed and tried to fall asleep.
I remembered the day when Leshawna made that beautiful cheer about us.
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(Million Dollar Babies, flashback)
"Uh, Chris… we actually don't have a…" I began then Leshawna grabbed the pompoms out of my hands and started.
"Courtney, Courtney, she's my pal! She loves her PDA and she's an organized gal! Lindsay and Justin might be dumb but I feel so proud that they call me there chum! Heather, Heather, queen of mean. She's got a nice scalp for a groovin' teen! Duncan and Beth there quite a pair. He's tough! She's goofy! But they both have flare! And Harold's the best, he's quite a guy! He's goofy and scrawny, but he's got my eye! WOOOOOHOOOOO!" Leshawna ended with flips and twirls and summer saults.
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I got her eye. Her attention.
I quietly smiled in my sleep and turned around, hugging my stuffed bear that laid near my pillow.
Then I remembered the Super Hero challenge…
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(Super Hero-ld Flashback!)
I was sitting in my bed taking off my Captain Alberta costume when suddenly Duncan stood up and walked outside.
"Where are you going? We have to pick out who to boot off!" I stated. I would be all alone in the trailer, since Justin was off in the bathroom stalls still.
"None of your business dork." Duncan replied and continued walking off into the… bushes.
Speaking of bushes.
"Pssssst!! HAROLD!" Beth hissed she was standing in the bushes calling my name.
I glanced over the open trailer window and peered in.
"We have to get rid of Duncan!" she said.
"Tell me something I don't know." I answered back angry.
"My boyfriend Brady, has two dogs named Steve." Beth answered clearing out my question.
"Really?" I said amazed and interested.
"There's four of us! Vote for him, and he's gone." She continued avoiding my question.
Beth then looked dumbfounded and crawled back to her trailer. When all of a sudden Courtney came along.
"Psst! Harold! I need to talk to you." Courtney said with a grin on her face.
"Me?" I asked her.
"You're the only person I can reason with! The girls are going to pick the guys off one by one… and you're the first to go!" Courtney said a little sarcastic and a little sad.
I wouldn't fall for her evil tricks. I knew she still hated me for what I done to her last season. And Duncan was pretty pissed.
"Why are you telling me this?" I asked eyes furrowed.
"Seeing you today… I think I can take you with me to the final four!" she stated winking. "But we have to take down the biggest threat! And I don't mean Duncan." She said a little worried.
I glanced at her eyes widened in confused.
"Or Beth" she continued.
I blinked and still staring at her.
"Or Justin."she continued looking away and annoyed.
"Or Lindsay." She started but I stopped staring.
"You don't mean, Leshawna?! I WON'T!!" I said glaring at her now.
"You think you can trust her? After everything she has done?! It's up to you Captain Alberta, it's either her… or you." She then finished and walked off smirking and opening the girls trailer.
-at gilded chris ceremony-
"And now… we vote!" Chris said smirking.
We all started voting, I myself, turning away so no one could see who I was voting for, especially my dear Leshawna and Duncan.
"And the gilded Chris goes to… Courtney! And… Justin. Beth! Anddddd Harold!" he said. After I heard my name. I felt awful.
"And were down to the final three. Lindsay!..... and finally…. Duncan!" he finished.
I glanced over at Duncan he looked relief. I glanced over at Courtney, she was smiling at Duncan. And then Leshawna… she was eye widened and jaw open. OH THE PAIN!!
"HUH!!! LESHAWNA?!?!?" Lindsay and Beth gasped.
"You voted me off?" Leshawna asked.
"OHOHOHOH LESHAWNA!!! I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T KNOW IF I CAN TRUST YOU! BUT I MADE A MISTAKE! A BIG MISTAKE!!!" I began holding on to her legs.
Leshawna looked at me like I was crazy, then she smiled that wonderful smile. "Awww Honey Pie, don't you worry… I made a mistake once too. Don't hate the playa' hate the game." She stated in wise knowledge. She could be my Queen of Omega 610382095…
"Do you forgive me?!" I asked with puppy dog eyes.
"Come here sugar baby! Leshawna has a whole lot of love!" she exclaimed and hugged me to death. I smiled in lust.
"Okay okay, enough of the warm and affection. Time for the walk of shame!!" Chris budded in.
XEND OF FLASHBACKX
I sighed. I regretted my words. I regretted trusting Courtney. I regretted making an alliance with Duncan in it. I regretted for storing burritos in my pocket. But most of all. I regretted voting off Leshawna.
It was about a week later when Leshawna was voted off. I took out the note Leshawna gave me from the challenge Princess Pride. It said. 'Yo Harold, if you play that skinny rich girl song, and think about me. I'll have to kill you.' I held the note tight until I laid upon thy pillow. Until I felt something squishy splurt out of it.
"Hahaha! Harold, you are so easy to prank." Duncan said and walking off leaving me sitting on my bed with a note to my chest laying on a pillow with a squashed burrito in it.
I always wanted Leshawna's attention.
THE END.
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(A/N)
Me: I'M GOING TO KILL CHRIS.
Harold: What happened?
Me: He told me Duncan was going to get voted off! THEN IT WAS A JOKE, I NEARLY FAINTED.
Harold: You actually want Duncan to stay in the competition?!
Me: Hell ya. D+C FOREVER!!
Harold: Ew, if you like it so much, why won't you write a D+C fanfic instead of my fanfic? GOSH!
Me: Harold… Shut up.
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