disclaimer: none of these characters belong to me. they of course belong to J.K. Rowling
Hermione: C'mon Harry, we've got to get to the library!
Harry: I'm coming. I'm coming.
As Harry and Hermione reach the library Snape is standing in front of the door.
Snape: Ten points from Gryffindor!
Harry: But what did we do wro-
Snape: Another ten points from Gryffindor!
Hermione: (under her breath) whatever, you idiot
Snape: I heard that! Fifty points from Gryffindor!
Harry and Hermione go inside and find Ron.
Hermione: So Ron, what have you been doing?
Ron: Well, I was reading this book about the Cannons then out of no where I hear this voice say: Ten points from Gryffindor! So I sat next to Neville. Then it happened again.
Snape suddenly appears.
Snape: Ten points from Gryffindor for talking about mysterious voices.
Ron: See? There it is again!
Snape: Fifty points from Gryffindor for being an idiot!
Hermione: Wait, there's no rule about being an idiot!
Snape: Twenty points from Gryffindor for making me look stupid!
Harry, Ron, Hermione: Whatever!
Snape: I heard that! Ten points off from Gryffindor!
A/N: I know this was really really really weird but I was bored!!!!