Soft, no that word didn't do it justice. Silky, smooth, lush, light, dark, gorgeous; take your pick. No, Sirius didn't deserve such perfection he thought, running light trails over the firm, dark form.

He wanted to use his mouth. Sirius desperately wanted to run a wet tongue over the entire extent of the exquisite object of need but that wasn't allowed. Only hands, that was the rule and how he hated and loved it with all his heart. His stomach growled for it and his mouth craved the forbidden pleasure.

Why did James have to deny him his one true pleasure? It was torture and the room was so hot. The feel of his bed covers on his bareback only added to the wonderful agony. It all wrung a pleading moan from his throat.

"Sirius!" James practically screamed at him, "what the hell are you doing!" The hard body of his best friend collided not so lovingly into him arms flailing to try and claim his own.

Straining to keep hold of the beautiful object of his desire knocked them off the bed with a loud thunk and yelled cursing. A few minutes of rolling around the floor and slamming into the near by beds on either side gave James enough of a lead to straddle his friend's chest and attack his hands without the trouble of them stretching out of reach.

Neither had been counting on Sirius sitting up there by dropping a thoroughly pissed Potter into his lap. It was Sirius surprise alone when his best friends lips were pushed snuggly against his own. And everything stopped in his mind when a tongue came out to equally match the demanding mouth attached to his.

A second later he found himself on the floor, twisted up in a magically conjured rope and being forced to watch the love of his life being taken from him.

"James, you bastard! You cheated!" Sirius exclaimed as the black haired boy left the room leaving behind a traumatized friend "BUNNY!"

For his part, James was able to ignore the terrified, scandalized, and otherwise freaked looks of his fellow Gryffindors as he walked out of the common room with a no eared chocolate rabbit.


This is all Kealy's fault! She told me to try at slash or humor and well, I had recently read her fic of Remmy and Sir soo... its way too short of my tastes but I had my laugh, I'm done. chocolate bunny's kick ass but I never seem to want to take the first bite.

I own those that I have locked in my closet and are holding for ransom/personal pleasure.