Disclaimer: I dont own iCarly.


"Ugh" I groaned as I plopped on the Shay's couch. "1 more month of school left!"

"Yeah it seemed like just yesterday we were in the 3rd grade fighting over a tuna sandwich." Carly said.

"And Fredweirdo's huge crush on you which started in 6th."

"He'll never give up will he?"

"Not a chance." I laughed. I've known the dweeb since 4th. "Bet'cha he'll enter in . "

"Hey. Great news!"

"Told ya, Carly." And to Freddie I said, "If you're here, it can't be that good of news."

He rolled his eyes and continued. "Cuttlefish is having auditions."

"OHMYGOD! For what?!" Carly and I squealed.

"From what I hear, winner gets to sing with them or open for them. I'm not sure exactly."

"Well how do you enter?" I asked excitedly.

"You gotta write and sing a song of your own. They'll pick a winner shortly after school ends."

"That's like a month." Carly exclaimed. "We could totally pull something together." She said really fast.

"Whose gonna sing?" I asked.

"Good question. We both sound great together." Carly said plopping down on the couch.

"Well I've heard you sing Carly." Freddie said. "You sound great."

"You think everything about Carly is great." I mutter sourly.

"Well, maybe it's because she doesn't criticize me all the time"

"I wouldn't criticize you if you weren't such a nerd." We glowered at each other.

"GUYS! Focus! Cuttlefish."

"Right" he said backing down. Now that were older he has a bit more strength and has a chance. But I'm still way stronger then him "So I can help you if you want Carly."

I was about to reply with something smart and mean but Carly cut me off saying, "I'm gonna need both your help."

"My help?" I questioned the same time Freddie said, "Her help?" I hate it when we do that.

"Yeah. You can work on lyrics."

"This song is going to be about ham isn't it?" Freddie whined.

"Better be happy it won't be about a dork I know."

"oh, cuz you'd just love an excuse to think about me." He smirked.

"Why I ought a…" I said getting up watching Freddie squirm backwards.

"What are you gonna do about?" he said as I growled until Spencer walked in.

"Hey! Look what I got." What did he get now?

"AWW." Carly cooed when she pulled the little kitten out of the box. "He's so cute." She muttered. I could definitely go for some ham. "Sam, look how cute the kittens are."

"They're adorable. Got any ham?"

"There's bacon leftover from yester day in the fridge." I scarfed it down before she could finish her statement. "Spencer you can't keep these guys. Remember what happened to Swimmy and Brock and all the others."

"It's okay. They'll remind me. They'll cry if I don't feed them."

"Real ladylike." Freddie acknowledged.

"Well I can be a lady when I need to but are you ever a man?" he looked confused. I laughed to myself.

"So Spencer, Cuttlefish is having a contest and we're gonna enter."

"That's awesome. What do u have to do?"

"Sing and write my own song."

"Well remember. Have fun." And he wasn't back to playing with his kittens. Why 3 I have no clue.

"Let's go to the studio and start working." Freddie said excitedly. WOO!

So I sit while Freddie and Carly begin working. I started to think about my detentions and Mrs. Briggs and everything I think about there.

"Maybe I was wrong you decide
Should've been strong yeah I lied.
How could you know what I meant?
There was no friend to compare to.
Can we bring yesterday back around?"

I started to hum a tune.

"What do you got there, Sam?" Freddie asks.

"Eh, just garbage about detention."

"Oo. Always fun. Lemme see." Carly said snatching the paper form my hands.

"Sam." She started. "This is…"


A/N: song is about you now- miranda cosgrove I hope you liked this. and if you do tell your friends. i would love more readers.

-Simmz