Plot: Daxter decides to fill his pool with mud and have people wrestle in it for money. Tess disagrees at first, until Torn decides to jump in. He's undefeated, so who will stop his reign of mud-based TERROR! Everyone is alive, and not evil and human and all that snot... Ha. After Jak III, but before Jak X. Muahaha. Torn's OoC, deal with it.
"Who wants to challenge the Torn?" Torn yelled, clearly in a state of manical happiness from being undefeated for four hours straight, in which he beat Errol, Ashlein, Keira, Samos, Tess, Daxter, Onin, Pecker, Sig, Damas, Kliever, Praxis, Krew, Veger and six civilians. "No one? I'm the last? Ha ha!" Jak parked his car outside and heard Torn yelling. "What the...?" He walked out back and saw Torn covered in mud in the middle of Dax's pool, laughing crazily. "Jak! Do you challenge the Torn?"
"Are you nuts? No! No way! I'm not fighting you in Dax's pool!"
"Chicken!" Jak twitched (For my friend CritiasLover, I'm gonna call it 'fwitched') but held his ground. "I am NOT fighting you in a pool of mud. It's dumb. It's stupid." Torn jumped out and landed in front of Jak, spraying the hero with mud. Jak wiped mud from his eyes and socked Torn in the jaw. "Ah!" Torn landed on his butt. "So you will fight me?" Jak pulled back his fist. "Not in the pool, I won't." He readied for a kick, but Torn grabbed his knee and pushed him back. "Good, 'cause you'll never defeat me."
"What was that?" Jak "fwitched" again (Fwitching is a cross between flipping out and twitching, for those who aren't CritiasLover) and stood back up. He went to the pool and made a mud ball. He shoved it into Torn's face and walked away, listening as his deadlocked buddy sputtered and spat out wet dirt. "Ah! Splut! Agh! Ew ew!" Jak laughed to himself until he was thrown into the pool by a very angry Torn. Jak came up, his eyes pitch-black under the covering of mud. Dark had shown himself. "Oh sh--" Torn was hit in the face with a hard mud ball going very fast. Jak shook his head and regained his senses. He realized he was still in the pool, so he dove down deep. He came up with a Light Shield full of mud and dumped it on Torn. Everyone was watching quietly. Torn jumped in, and the fight began. Punches were thrown. Kicks were launched. Mud bubbles popped. Finally, Jak threw Torn out, and landed on top of him. "Okay, okay! I give! Don't kill me!" Torn yelled. Jak got up. He helped out Torn to get up. "For someone who didn't want to fight me in Dax's pool, look who won." Jak pulled open Torn's pants and dumped a lot of cold, wet mud deep into his underwear. He walked away, feeling proud of himself. On his way home, he could swear he saw a UFO cleaning up Dax's backyard.
FIN