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Just a Little Fun
Hiei was horrified. Horrifed to the bone.
There he saw the most disturbing thing right in front of him.
Kurama, Kuwabara and Yusuke were having sex together.
"Get some fuckin' clothes on!!!" Hiei screamed turning away, red in the face.
The three scramble to put some clothes on to cover themselves. Yusuke smirked at the fact that they scared the fire demon, Kuwabara was laughing at Hiei's face and Kurama was blushing at being caught doing something intimate. When they were done Hiei turned back around and glared at the three. "This could be explained." Kurama said trying to calm Hiei down.
"Then explain!" Hiei was still yelling.
"We just wanted to have some fun." Kuwabara said calming down after his laughter.
"And us three seemed to have found this 'activity' convenient today." Yusuke added with a smirk.
Hiei's eye was twitching and Kurama sighed at the two's prudeness. Kurama stepped foreward and turned to the two, Yusuke and Kuwabara. "Maybe I should handle this you two. The two will only make the situation worse." They gave in easily and got themselves ready to leave. When they both got their things Yusuke gave Kurama a hug, grabbing his butt, "See ya later, foxy." The fox only bit his lip in reply, but pulled back before they would start kissing. The spirit detective then left on that note.
Then Kuwabara came up to Kurama and brought him close to him. The fox wrapped his arms around Kuwabara's neck as they swayed, Kuwabara's arms around Kurama's waist. Kuwabara smiled down at the fox and gave him a chaste kiss on the lips. "See ya in a bit, baby." Kurama replied with a 'yeah' and gave him another kiss that lasted a bit longer than the last. "Love you." Kuwabara replied with an 'I love you too' line then left.
Kurama sat down on the couch and told Hiei to have a seat next to him so they could talk. Hiei sat down reluctantly and turned to the fox, who was a little embaressed. The fire demon was pissed and horrified at the same time and just wanted answers. So he told him the one thing that came to his mind. "What the hell is going on?"
The fox took a breath and then began. "Well, there's not much to it so don't be disappointed if you're not satisfied with your answer. For one, I am dating Kuwabara."
"What? You've got to be kidding me." Hiei said feeling like he was going to gag.
"No, I'm not joking. We are really dating. Anyways, Kuwabara and I was relaxing to some music and then Yusuke came over. Yusuke came and we all hung out for awhile and when Kuwabara and I began to get a little...heated towards each other Yusuke was getting turned on. Then he said he wanted to join in since he's never experienced intimacy with a male before and I honestly didn't mind having an extra partner. Since Kuwabara likes to give me what I want he let Yusuke join us in our 'activity'. The reason and truth I gave Kuwabara for letting Yusuke join us was that its been awhile since I've had threesome. So, he agreed." Kurama explained.
Hiei was quiet as he took in the words that Kurama just spoke. When he finally regained his voice he said, "One question."
"Go on."
"Why Kuwabara? Of all people why date Kuwabara?"
Kurama smiled. "He's great and I love him."
"Besides that?"
Kurama blushed. "You wouldn't want to know."
Hiei groaned and banged his head against the coffee table in front of him then lift himself up again. "Damn it, Kurama. If I have to deal with this I'm going to need some fuckin' therapy."
Kurama just laughed.
End of drabble. It was really really random and I was really really bored. It sucks real bad, but oh well.
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