Naruto: Faces Of Evil Chapter 1: Introduction

(NOTE: I DID NOT COPY THE LINES WHEN MAKING THIS. I KNOW THE INTRO ALL BY HEART... AND I MEAN LITERALLY ALL BY HEART. BUT I DO NOT COUNT THE PHILIPS CD-I VERSION OF ALL 3 GAMES: LINK: FACES OF EVIL ZELDA: WAND OF GAMELON AND ZELDA'S ADVENTURE. I FIND THEM A DISGRACE TO THE ACTUAL ZELDA GAMES. PERSONALLY, I LIKE THE REAL ZELDA GAMES BETTER. NINTENDO HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE ZELDA PHILIPS CD-I GAMES. BUT PHILIPS ONLY ASKED NINTENDO THEIR PERMISSION IF THEY COULD USE ZELDA. BUT I WAS SURPRISED WHEN I FIRST FOUND OUT THAT THEY ARE POPULAR AMONG THE YOUTUBE POOP VIDEOS. AND I'M SURE MOST OF YOU AGREE WITH ME ON THIS, RIGHT? ANYWAYS, PLEASE ENJOY THE CHAPTER!)

It was a boring day in Konoha for Naruto now that the village was safe.

"Gee, it sure is boring around here." said Naruto.

"My boy, this peace is what all true ninja strive for." said Jiraiya, Sakura's father.

"I just wonder what Orochimaru is up to." said Naruto as Sasuke appeared on a magic carpet.

"Lord Jiraiya... Orochimaru and his minions have seized the village of Sunagakure." said Sasuke.

"Hmmm... how can we help?" asked Jiraiya.

"It is written..." said Sasuke as he took out a scroll that read:

"Only Naruto can defeat Orochimaru."

"Great! I'll grab my stuff!" said Naruto.

"There is no time. Your kunai is enough." said Sasuke.

"How about a kiss... for luck?" asked Naruto to his girlfriend, Sakura.

"You've got to be kidding, idiot." said Sakura as she punched him.

"Ow! Sakura!" cried Naruto.

"Squadalah! We are off!" said Sasuke as he and Naruto left Konoha on a magic carpet.

"Wow... what are all those heads?" asked Naruto.

"These... are the Faces Of Evil. You must kill each." said Sasuke as he looked at Naruto.

"I guess I better get going." said Naruto as he looked at Sasuke.

"Here is the map... where do you wish to go?" asked Sasuke as Naruto pointed to