Chapter I: "I'm Better Than All of You"
Mace Windu valiantly walked into the council room. Finally, this boy would be stopped.
"He's here," said Ki-Adi-Mundi fearfully. Mundi had often feared this padawan. He was so disobedient and selfish. The doors flew open almost as fast as light as Anakin Skywalker waltzed in.
"This party's over," said Mace Windu.
"Old, that line is, Master Windu," commented Yoda.
"At this point I really don't care, Master Yoda," said Mace windu as he turned to Anakin "Anakin, I know you have wanted to be a Jedi for a long time now. So, I know this must be extremely hard on you. Hey, wait, why the (bleep) do I (bleep-bleep) care. You know what Anakin? Suck.."
"Up shut, Master Windu," said Yoda, "Anakin, you're fired."
"I'm better than all of you!!!!" screamed Anakin, "You, peeps don't get it. I'm so aggressive!" Anakin kicked over an unoccupied council chair.
"Obviously," muttered Ki-Adi-Mundi.
"You know what, bumpy head," Anakin asked, "Yeah, I'm talking to you, double hyphen."
"I beg your pardon!" Ki-Adi-Mundi shouted as he cascaded off his chair and ejected his light saber. Anakin drew his light saber out his pocket and began slicing every which way. Ki-Adi-Mundi sliced Anakin's light saber handle and the entire light saber malfunctioned. Ki-Adi-Mundi smiled as Anakin ran away.
"Back he will, be," said Yoda.
"Not unless we find his (bleep-bleep-bleep) first," said Mace Windu.