Code: JACKASS

KICKING TYRANT'S ASS

Ulrich: Hi I'm Ulrich Stern and welcome to JACKASS

The JACKASS them song begins and ends.

HEAR.

Odd: Hi I'm Odd Della Robia and my friend and author tyrant is sleeping in his room on the other side of this door and…I'm gona be kicking his ass all day hehe so shhh he is about to get up in two minutes so be quiet.

Odd opens the door to Tyrant's room, he is asleep

Tyrant: ZZZZZZZ

Odd walk's up too the bed opposite to the side Tyrant is sleeping on…Odd jumps on top of Tyrant and begins to kick the shit out of Tyrant

Tyrant: AHHH Odd-

Odd jumps off and run's out of the room laughing like a maniac

Tyrant: What the hell has gotten in to him (rubs side of face) he is going to regret that later.

Tyrant gets up out of bed to get driest.

Tyrant is fully driest and ready for another day and is in the living room on the phone with Ulrich.

Tyrant: I'm telling you Ulrich I have tired Five hundred insane asylums and none will take Odd it's like they know him or as if he has already been there and got kicked out or some thing.

Tyrant was standing in front of the coffetable…Bad idea

Tyrant: Ulrich listen I'm going to-AAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Odd RKO's Tyrant Through the coffetable…. (A/N: That had to hurt)

Odd: Trying to put me in an asylum huh well think twice asshole

Ulrich: (over the phone) TYRANT, TYRANT WHAT HAPPENED!

Two hour's later Tyrant was at the computer working on his Story's

Odd: (looks at camera) Shhhh he is working he doesn't know I'm watching him so get ready for me to jump him.

Tyrant was steady typing on his computer when odd came running and began punching Tyrant.

Tyrant: ow odd stop it you are going to regret this I swear.

Odd continued his assault for Three second more then ran out the room laughing like an insane person, then running out the front door.

Odd: AND WHAT ARE YOU GONA DO ABOUT IT? (LAUGHUNG OUT LOUD)

Tyrant window was open and he heard what he said.

Tyrant: what am I going to do well how about you getting hit by a Mac 10 truck (looks at computer screen and types "Odd gets hit by a Mac 10 Truck")

Odd wanders into the street and hears some thing coming and looks to his left to see a Mac 10 Tuck charging at him at full speed

Mac 10: BEEEEEEEEEEEP

Odd: shit

The Mac 10 Truck hit's Odd leaving only his shoes plus giving the Truck a new hood ordiment

Odd: I'LL BE BAAAAACK!

Tyrant: Pay back's a bitch aint it.

END ch1

A/n: Now that was funny Leave a review on your way out.