16 Things Emmett Cullen Is Not Allowed To Do EVER

by H.M.T.H

Edward, Bella, and Alice make a list of things Emmett isn't allowed to do. I know it's been done but it has a few orginal ones I thought of. :D ONE SHOT...most likely.

16 Things Emmett Cullen is Not Allowed to Do

Kiss Edward in front of Bella

Or at all

Then say Rosalie's hair told him to

Call Alice a pixie

Sob hysterically when Bella asks to pass the salt

Then start singing

Tell Jasper the Confederates stink and deserved to lose

Say 'Dawg, Hawt, or Bawlin'

Put a note on the fridge saying; Shopping List: Blood Blood Blood Bella

Snap fingers in a Z-formation

Start singing the Respect Song when ever Mike Newton walks by

Do the Moon Walk

Wear Rosalie's clothes

Walk around nude

Anywhere

"Think it will work?" Asks Bella. "Maybe for a day." Alice answers. All of a sudden a boom is heard. "Give me the pen." Edward speaks up.

!6. Jump off the roof and try to fly, then fail