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DISCLAIMER: JKR, if you sue us that means I get to meet you in person!!! So... er... I own everything, yes that's right it's all mine! O fine, everything great belong to JKR, everything crappy belongs to Sarah. So be it…

Ever wonder what happens when the whole Potter crew receives one of those REALLY REALLY REALLY annoying internet surveys? We did…

There was a loud knock on Harry's door. Harry never knew why Uncle Vernon would bother to knock, because as soon as he finished the "would-be" privacy procedure he just opened the door anyway.

"Boy!" Vernon started in his 'no-funny-business' voice. , "Boy! Your Aunt and Cousin and I have been invited out to fancy party.  I want you to stay up in your room, and NO FUNNY BUSINESS! If I come home to find the house, blown up, or in shambles, or you causing anything…"

Vernon could still not bring himself to say "magical".  Harry found this funny, but he didn't laugh. He pretended to be very sour. He personally didn't see a difference. He had been locked in his room all summer as it wasanyway, getting food slipped in, and only leaving to use the bathroom. Harry couldn't wait for them to leave so he… Harry realized Vernon was still talking.

 "… and you'll be out of this house boy!  I mean it, out!  I don't care what your Aunt says! Are you listening to me?"

Harry mumbled a yes, which wasn't good enough for Vernon.

"Look at me when you speak!  Respect, respect your elders! In my day, we listened to people who were higher up than us, but none of us I suppose werewhere, luckily, given your abnormality. Of course, look at your parents…"

Vernon had hit a nerve. Harry starred straight at Uncle Vernon when he replied, "Don't you say anything about my parents! Why should I look up to you, you, you…"

Vernon was about to yell at Harry again, he could tell. But Petunia interrupted, "Vernon, hurry, we're already late!"

"I'll deal with you later…" And Vernon walked out of the room, locking the door behind him.

Harry sat in his room and listened as Vernon, Petunia, and Dudley drove away.

"Finally!" Harry muttered to himself. He quickly got off his bed and grabbed the key he had hidden under the loose floor board in his room. Harry had, one day when the Dursleys had left to go to some contest, snuck out of his room, which Petunia had forgotten to lock. He knew where Dudley kept his spare house key. Since Dudley wasn't very bright, Harry took it easily from his shelf next to his computer. Dudley figured he lost it and had gottenjust a got a new one made. What Harry hadn't realized that day, was that the lock on Harry's door opened with that key as well.also. It was strange, but Harry really didn't care. When the Dursleys left, Harry got to use Dudley's prized computer, and whatever else he felt like.

He opened the door with a click and peeked around. Why he did this, even though he knew everyone was gone, he wasn't really sure. It was probably out of habit of sneaking around Hogwarts, when you could never be sure everyone is gone. He strode down the hall and down the steps, and to the kitchen. Harry realized how hungry he really was.

He opened the refrigerator, grabbed some cola and walked up next to the sink to grab a bag of potato chips. He took the whole bag, figuring he could eat the rest when he was starving later. He ate a couple, but soon went upstairs to find a hiding place for them. He dumped them onto a peace of parchment and sealed them under the loose floorboard. He kept the bag and took it with him to Dudley's room. The computer, however, was on the other end of the room.

And Harry was at the doorway. Normally, this would not be a problem, as he could just walk across the room.

Sadly, this was not the case.

Harry grabbed a golf club and began to whack stuff out of the way. Stuffed animalsAnimals, and food remains, it had built up over the years to make a layer over the carpet that was barely penetrable.  He only hoped the room contained nothing that could harm him. Yet he somehow managed to keep himself alive, and ventured over toward Dudley's computer. After clearing a small path for his return, fending off some strange unnamed animals, and wipingclear off the food remains on the computer chair, Harry was finally at his destination.

"That was more trouble than it was worth. Thank God the Dursleys will stay at those dinners forever, (trying to mooch as much free food their bodies can hold), or I wouldn't have had any time left to do anything. How does Dudley live in here?" he muttered, pressing the power button.

After waiting a little, the computer reached a blue screen with some icons. Eager to play a game, Harry began to click various ones until something interesting would pop-up. He clicked one that said "E-mail". He, while he wanted to play a game, was eager to see if Dudley actually had friends that were smart enough to send him an E-mail. 

3 new messages

The computer printed on the screen. As Harry clicked each one open, he found that 2 of them were ads to go to other websites. The other one though was interesting. The subject line read:

Fw.:fw: All about me! (Piers)

Harry clicked it out of pure wonder.

Okay, here's what you're supposed to do ...

Copy, (not forward) this entire e-mail and paste it onto a new E-mail
that
you will send. Change all of the answers so that they apply to You.
Then,
send this to a whole bunch of people you know INCLUDING the person who
sent it to you. The theory is that you learn a lot of little known facts
about your friends and family. It's fun and easy. This is

The BLOW OUT

edition, full of tons of questions, have fun!

Remember to send it back to the person who sent it to you

This looks like some sort of survey…thought Harry amused. Maybe I'll fill it out and send it to someone…but definitely not to the person who sent it too me… Let's see question 1.

Full Name?Harry James Potter

Age?16 in 20-something days

Sex?Male

Where do you live? Privet drive, but Hogwarts is my real home

1. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR KITCHEN PLATES? Well, the Hogwarts ones can be all sorts of colors, and gold for special occasions!


2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? This is a Hermione question, not me… uh... Well I like to read quidditch stuff, but right now I'm just reading my school books to finish my homework! (It's all Snape's fault… he gives us all sorts of homework over break, even though I may not be in class with him…What's worse is that I need to be, in order to be a auror.

3. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?

Harry glanced down at Dudley's mouse pad

Well, the mouse pad is supposed to be a navy shade of blue, with some kind of animals on it, but all I see it a poor mouse buried in food crumbs and other trash.


4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME? Wizard Chess, but if I want to win, exploding Snap!


5. FAVORITE MAGAZINES? Magazines? I'm still getting over some of the strange articles that were in the quibbler, thank you very much… I don't really read magazines, once again, This is Hermione's kind of question.

 
6. LEAST FAVORITE SMELL? Dungbombs!

7. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE? I don't really think, I'm too tired, sometimes I wonder what type of insanely perilous danger I might have to face, but nothing much, really…

8. FAVORITE COLORS? Red and Gold!


9. LEAST FAVORITE COLORS? Slytherin colors… ugh green and silver used to be nice looking, but anything on Malfoy automatically becomes evil/ugly. 

10. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? Well, no one ever calls me, yet when they do, things tend to turn out disastrous, like Ron, I'm telling you; there is really NO need to shout that loud over the phone! Now Hermione, she knows perfectly well how to use the phone, but she has never called! Thanks a lot Hermione, I feel so unloved! 

11. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME? Ug… I really don't to think about this now… Um, Continuing the James-Harry thing is just weird, so I'll probably name (if it's a son), something completely different like, Maybe George-Bob?

12. WHAT'S MOST IMPORTANT TO YOU? Keeping everyone I love safe… But sometimes that can be used against me… don't want to think about that now, next question

14. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST? Sure, that is why I have my Firebolt!

15. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? Nope, Lots of spiders though! I'm imaging the look on Ron's face…


16. STORMS COOL or SCARY? Awesome!

17. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? BROOM?  Well unless you count those sticks the school has brooms, uh, The Nimbus 2000! Sadly, that didn't last long… (Prof. Lupin, I'll blame that on you! Just Kidding if this ever falls in his hands…)


18. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE? Wow, very tough… They don't have to be famous? Then definitely my parents. (Don't let Rita Skeeter get a hold of that!)

19. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? Well, it's not alcoholic, but I love butterbeer!


20. WHAT IS YOUR SIGN & YOUR BIRTHDAY? July 31st—Star Sign, (according to Prof. Trelawney, because I doubt she gave me my real sign and not the one that foretold the most death), Leo, the lion! Go Gryffindor!

21 DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Hogwarts has way better food than that, and Dursleys aren't nice enough to give me broccoli at all.

22. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB WHAT WOULD IT BE? Like I said before, I'm going for auror!

23. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY COLOR HAIR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Well, the color of m hair really doesn't bother me, but I would like for it to lie flat when I want it too!


24. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? well... maybe


25. FAVORITE MOVIE? Never seen one!


26. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? Ha, it's lucky I learned how typing worked at all in this house!


27. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? All sorts of food, homework, and everything I don't want THEM to find. (Now recently added, potato chips!)


28. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? Maybe 12?

29. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? Quidditch!

30. WHAT IS YOUR SINGLE BIGGEST FEAR? The Dementors, but now that I've tackled that, I'm not really sure if Voldemort could be my biggest fear.


31. SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU! Fat chance!


32. PERSON MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Well, I'll send this to ether Ron or Hermione, but hopefully both of them!


33. PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? I would only fill this in if I sent it too Snape, laughs


34. FAVORITE TV SHOWS? None!

35. KETCHUP OR MUSTARD? Ketchup, never had mustard


36. HAMBURGERS OR HOT-DOGS? Hamburgers are more filling


38. FAVORITE SOFT DRINK? Hmm, is that that bubbly stuff I got from a Muggle Carnival once?


39.. THE BEST PLACES YOU HAVE EVER BEEN? Room of Requirement, or the Shrieking shack, but I like everything about Hogwarts! (Scratch that, not the dungeons, or that Umcoughbridge thing)

40. BURGER KING OR MACDONALDS? Huh?


42. DO YOU LIKE TO KEEP BUSY OR RELAX AND WATCH TV? Probably keep busy, because I never watched TV really. I like to play quidditch and stuff, so I'll say busy!


43. BEST LIVE PERFORMANCE YOU HAVE SEEN? Maybe the Weird Sisters at Hogwarts?

44. HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR AVON LADY LATELY? Huh? What is that?

45. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Chocolate!

46. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SUBJECT? Defense against the Dark Arts, but not last years, shiver more like it was with Professor Lupin!

47. WHO S YOUR ROLE MODEL? Professor Dumbledore

48. Are you left handed or right handed? Right

49. Are you smart? I guess, but Hermione is much smarter

50. How many personalities do you have? I hope I only have one

51. How many piercings do you have? None

52. Tattoos?: None, but there is that lightning bolt scar…

53. Can you do a cartwheel? Nope, but I doubt I'll ever find the need too!

54. Do you have bangs? Sure, how else would I hide number 52?  

55. Do you have contact lenses? Good one, just have the glasses that have been repaired by Hermione many, many times.  

56. Do you snore? Not sure, but Ron and Neville sure do!  

57. Do you drool in your sleep? I don't believe so?

58. Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge? I usually just roll it up and give it to Hedwig, like I will do with this, if it ever ends!  

59. What languages do you know? English and parceltongue

60. Do you like onions? I guess

61. Do you like cotton candy? I know what it is, but I've never had it…

62. What instruments can you play? Besides that little flute Hagrid gave me, none.

63. What words do you overuse? Probably, 'Er'?  

64. What do you sleep in? At Hogwarts, my four poster bed, but here, a small little bed

65. How many pillows do you have? 1, but at Hogwarts, 2-4!

66. Do you like to dance? NO!

67. Do you like to sing? NO!

68. How many cds do yoU have? Dudley's got tons, but you can probably guess how many I have…  

69. How many times have you moved houses? 1 Time unless you count Hogwarts as a move, then twice!

70. Are you ticklish? MAYBE… SHIFTY EYES

71. Are you shy? Not really

72. Do you talk to yourself? Only in very bad situations

73. What's your favorite outfit? Quidditch robes most likely.

74. Do you believe in ghosts?: I live amongst ghosts at Hogwarts, so yeah

75. What do you do when you're nervous? Forget how to talk

FINAL STUFF!:

What do you think of surveys like this? There interesting I guess, probably more fun for the person that receives them!

 Now Make up your own question and add it on!

Craziest thing you've ever done? Mine would have to be, 1st year, 2nd year, 3rd year, 4th year at Hogwarts. But I think what I did… what I caused at the end of 5th was the craziest, and all around worse idea I've had in awhile.

Harry added his own note to the end:

Ron, I snuck on Dudley's computer and look what I found! Fill it out and send it back to me, and send mine and yours off to someone ease. Maybe Hermione, I don't want her to feel left out! Hope you are having a good summer.

Harry sat back proudly at his piece of work, and soon found the print button and how to use it. He printed two2 copies, one for himself, and one to send to Ron. Harry shut off the computer, and walked back to his room with his new survey.

"Hedwig!" Harry called to the bird whohow was happily asleep.

"Could you send this to Ron for me? It's just something I think he'll have good time with…"  

Make New Friends…

Explore exotic places…

Find yourself the way you never have before…

It can change your life…

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Ok, here is how this thing works… Me (Sarah) and Emily (very nice girl), are co-writing this fic. I'm starting, she'll do the next one, ext.

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