"Dipper! Watch out!" Mabel called out to her twin, trying to grab his hand before he ran into one of the 12 humanoid figures ahead them which he had apparently not seen, but failed. The 12 year old boy in the pine tree hat collided with the... thing, knocking them both to the ground. "F***!" It exclaimed, swearing loudly. They were definitely not human, with their gray skin, yellow eyes, sharp teeth, and candy corn like horns. The particular one that Dipper had knock into was rather short, maybe a bit taller than him, with nubby horns and a black sweater that had the Cancer sign on it. "GET THE F*** OFF ME, DUMBA**" The creature yelled. The shouting along with the swearing was enough for Dipper to stand back up quickly. "Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry!" The awkward preteen held out a hand to them, but when they didn't take it and got up on their own, he brought it back to his side with a cough. "So, uh, I'm Dipper and this is my twin sister, Mabel." The creatures seemed somewhat confused by the terms "twin sister", but didn't question it. "So, uh, what are your names? Assuming you have some." Dipper asked, not so subtly pulling out the Journal. "OF COURSE, WE HAVE NAMES, DUMB- WAIT, WHAT'S THAT?" The thing that Dipper had run into replied with obvious annoyance. One of the 11 behind him came up. They were obviously female, with a black shirt that had the Virgo sign on it and a bright red skirt. She had short hair and asymmetrical horns. "It Appears To Be A Book, Karkat." She tells him, pointing out the obvious. Mabel stifled an "aww" at what appeared to be the thing's name. Karkat. Car - Cat. So cute!

Dipper quickly put the book away into his vest. "Oh, it's, uh, nothing." He stammers and quickly changes the subject. "So, you said you guys have names... May I ask what they are?" Despite the swearing and insults, he tried to sound polite when he asked this. "UGH, FINE."

"THIS IS ARADIA." Karkat told the twins and motioned to a female one with long, messy hair and a tattered skirt. She had large, ram like horns that made Karkat's look pathetic. Her shirt had a dark red Aries sign on it. Unlike the rest of the creatures, her eyes were pure white. "hell0." She greeted them with a hollow voice. Dipper took a mental note of her name as Karkat went on the the next one.

"AND TAVROS." This one was a male with very wide horns. He wore a black jacket over his black shirt with a brown Taurus symbol on it. He gave a small wave to the twins.

"SOLLUX" Sollux was one of the tallest ones and had two horns on each side of his head. He wore a pair of red and blue glasses, which he thought was weird but didn't question it. His shirt had the Gemini sign on it in a mustard like color. "2up." He spoke with a lisp and it was evident in his voice that he didn't want to be here.

"NEPETA" This was one was a female who was about as tall as Karkat. She has short hair that was mostly covered by a bright blue hat. Her horns resembled cat ears and she wore an olive green coat over a black shirt with a Leo sign. One her hands was a pair of fingerless gloves and her shoes were the same color as her hat. ":33*ac gr33ts the two-" The cat like girl stops, noticing a disapproving look from one of the others in the back. Confused by her role playing, Dipper frowned and shrugged.

"KANAYA." Karkat motioned to the one who had spoken earlier. "Hello It's Nice To Meet You."

"THIS IS TEREZI." This one was a female with short hair and pointed red glasses. Her horns were short and sharp, sticking straight out. Her shirt had a teal Libra sign on it. Her shoes were bright red. She walked up to Dipper and licked his hat and Dipper pulled away, disgusted "Yuck, why would you do that?!" He took off his hat and wiped it off. "1T T4ST3S LIK3 BLU3B3RR1ES." Watching the scene, Karkat facepalmed.

"THIS IS SPIDER B****, AKA VRISKA." Vriska looked somewhat annoyed by Karkat's introduction. It was another girl, but she had long hair and one of her eyes had seven pupils. Her horns were asymmetrical, one looking like a claw, or maybe a can opener. She wore glasses and she had a dark gray jacket over a black shirt with a cobalt Scorpio sign on it. She gave a wave, but she had this confident and tricky expression that made Dipper rather uneasy. He decided quickly to stay away from her.

"EQUUIS." Dipper recognized him as the one who gave Nepeta that look. He was tall and muscular with a pair of cracked sunglasses. One is his horns were broken, but the other stook up like an arrow. He wore a black tank top with a cobalt Sagittarius sign. He was sweating, which both of the Pines twins found gross. "D- Hello. Do you have a fresh towel?" He asks. Dipper shakes his head, no. "Uh, no, sorry."

"GAMZEE." Next up was a clown like guy who was about as tall as Sollux. He had wild hair with two tall, wavy horns. He had white face paint on his face, excluding areas around his eyes and mouth. His black shirt had a purple Capricorn sign on it. His pants had lighter spots all over them. "WhAt'S uP, mOtHeRf***eRs?"

"UGH, THIS IS ERIDAN." The disgust in Karkat's voice was obvious when he introduced this one. Eridan was tall, maybe a bit shorter than Equuis. Unlike the so far introduced ones, instead of the slightly pointed ears, he had fin like things. His horns resembled Harry Potter's scar. He had a violet streak in his hair which was the same color as the Aquarius sign on his shirt. He wore glasses and a violet striped scarf. Along with a multitude of rings, he wore a violet cape. His pants were striped dark gray-blue and black. Eridan didn't give a real greeting, just a quiet but audible, "Landwwellers." He spoke in some unrecognizable accent and spoke somewhat snobbily, like Pacifica Northwest.

"AND, FINALLY, FEFERI." The last one was a female who had two tall horns that stood up and curved a bit in. She was similar to Eridan in the fact that she too had the fin things. Her hair was long and wild and she wore a tiara and some necklaces. She wore a sleeveless shirt that had a Pisces sign on it. She wore a pale colored skirt. ")(-EY!" She greets them excitedly.

Now that they were all introduced, Dipper had a question. "So, if you don't mind me asking, but what are you?"

"WE'RE TROLLS, IDIOT."