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Shinigami's case

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Hello: themselves

Ichigo's case

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Hello: Ichigo

Hello: Hollow Ichigo

Well, right now, apparently this fanfic is before the kidnap of Inoue Orihime and the winter war. But Kurosaki Ichigo is the new captain of the 14th unit ( unlike the other units they go to the human world more frequently and once they takes up a mission they will travel around like a human to take care of hollows while the other units go straight back to soul society after their mission. They do return to Soul Society but quite seldom. They do not have rules from Soul society mostly because the rules in Soul Society can only be applied on Shinigamis but as the 14th unit consists of humans too. New rules will only be made once a new central 46 is made. The 14th unit is an independent unit and only relies on itself for sources unless necessary. Because of that the 14th unit is not directly under Yamamoto Genryuusai or the Central 46. They have their own research unit run by Urahara Kisuke and its own medical unit run by Inoue Orihime.) Kuchiki Rukia has became 14th unit's vice-captain. While Abarai Renji will remain as the vice-captain of the 6th unit.

Kurosaki Ichigo had successfully taken control of his Hollow with the help of the Visoreds.

Chapter 1 (Continuation of Wands and Magic; Swords and Death)

"Whaddya mean they have no powers?" Ichigo shouted at Urahara.

However Urahara seemed unfazed by him and continued to grin cheerfully. "I mean is that our dear wizard friends have no powers at all. However I believe that they have gained some spiritual awareness like Tatsuki or Keigo." Urahara replied to the other 4 shinigami.

Rukia patted Ichigo on the back. "At least they can still do magic or something. It works to know that they do know who they're aiming to kill." she pointed out.

Ichigo gave a loud groan. "But... We need as much help as we can get. I mean this is Aizen and some Moldy Chicken we're talking about!

"Its Voldemort." Toushiro corrected, "Kuchiki is right. After all, if they can't see who they're firing at,they'll be firing some weird type of spell to thin air or even worse, on our own allies."

Ichigo gave a loud sigh. Renji stared at him and asked, "Why Moldy Chicken? It's barely even edible. Why would someone name themselves after an inedible chicken?"

Everyone sweat-dropped at his ridiculous question and Rukia started hitting his head all over again. "Thats for being an idiot." Rukia huffed.

Urahara smirked and said, "Cool down, Rukia-san. After all, they say that hitting someone's head only makes them dumber."

Renji started chasing Urahara around the Room of Requirement, whacking his head.

Toushiro glared at the scene and said, "Its his fault for being a genius idiot."

The other two agreed.

The next day

Harry had a strange feeling ever since he woke up. Like he was forgetting something. But he was sure he did not forget anything. He had double checked every thing he own to see if he had lost or had forgotten to bring something. What was stranger is that he had no weird dreams about Voldemort. Just that he dreamt himself dancing with Barney and Elmo. And he did not want to know how did the two appear in his dreams or even why. He shuddered at the song he was had danced to.

Twinkle, twinkle little star,

How I wonder what you are.

Up above the world so high,

Like a diamond in the sky.

Twinkle, twinkle, little star,

How I wonder what you are!

And how did he even dream about such a stupid song? Sure, Barney and Elmo belonged to some weird kiddy show but that was just random. He would even accept some tamil song than this. And WHY, WHY had he agreed to dance any way?

And he was sure Ichigo and his friends was up to something. They had spent the whole day huddled in a small group. Ichigo was shouting at Urahara about something. Urahara was smirking at Renji for a reason. And Renji was chasing and whacking Urahara. Was the 5 even that close? It was surely a sight. Nobody in the right mind would hit teachers. But this the five they were talking about. Harry seriously doubt that they were in a right mind at all.

First of all, Ichigo was scowling way too much. Why the hell does he scowl so much anyway? It was not as if he was born with some type of muscle cramp or something. Harry seen him smile before and he got to admit, Ichigo looks way more handsome than his usual self.

And Rukia... Well... She's okay.

Where the HELL did Renji get those tattoo from? Why did he torture himself just to get a bunch of funny looking tattoos. It makes him look like he got weird eyebrows.

Toushiro was way too serious and cold for his age. He looks like an elementary schooler but is actually 15! And he was way too serious and cold. It could actually put Snape and Malfoy to shame. He was much more mature then Urahara for god sake!

Lastly, Urahara smiles a little bit WAY too much. Maybe if Harry got a chance he will take Toushiro, Ichigo And Urahara and split their personalities. Then maybe they will ACTUALLY act like normal.

And Harry feel as if they were hiding something. At some night when he woke up from nightmares, he would hear them tossing about like they were having some nightmares like him. Ichigo would murmur something like, "Mama, watashi o hōchi shi naide kudasai! Okiro! Go okiro!" Harry was no expert at japanese but he was sure Ichigo was saying something about his mother. Did something happen to her.

Toushiro would usually toss around. Sometimes he would wake up from it. Then he'll make his way to drink some water perhaps to calm him down.

Well, Renji would snore. He would occasionally mutter something that sounds like, "Zabimaru." and "Rukia."

Suddenly there was a loud thud and Harry was jerked away from his thoughts. He stared nervously at Snape's greasy nose and realised that Snape was glaring at him. Quickly, he muttered an apology, ignoring the muffles of laughter around him.

Once Snape deducted his house marks, gave a huff and turned to continue teaching, he went back to his trance like stage. But yet he was disturbed. Not by Snape, not by Malfoy, not by Umbridge but by a loud, ear-piercing shriek.

The whole bunch of Gryffindor fell over their chairs from the shock and the strength of the shriek. Yet, the Slytherins seem to be not able to hear it and laughed at them. "What was that?" Ron asked.

"Tch, stupid hollows. Stupid Umbridge. You are able to hear it too, right?" Renji said as he stared down at them.

"Hollows. You... You can hear it too?" Hermione asked.

"Of course, idiot. If we don't your whole school will be in shambles by now." Renji continued.

Umbridge gaped into thin air. That shriek sounds way too familiar. Where had she heard them from?

Snape glared at them. "Sit back down, you idiots! Or else I'll minus 50 points from your house!" he snapped, "And shut your mouth up, Umbridge! You look like a mutant of toad and a fish."

Umbridge was about to scream "Nicely" at him when she was interrupted by knocking on the door. There stood Urahara. Harry was shocked. For once, he actually looked serious. And he had concluded that he prefer Urahara smiling. The Urahara now has eyes shadowed by his hat. It looks suspicious. It looks like he was hiding something. And Harry did not like it.

"I'm Sorry, Snape-san and Umbridge-san. But I need to borrow some students for a while." he said.

Snape snarled at him and answered "No."

"Well, Greasy hair-san. Thats too bad for you." Rukia snapped back. How ignorant and arrogant can that idiot of the teacher be?

Footsteps could be heard and Dumbledore appeared. "Sorry, My dear Snape and Dolores. But, we really need to talk to some people."

Urahara stared shock at him. So his suspicion was right. He could see them.

Snape scowled but gave a curt nod.

Dumbledore smiled and replied "Thanks."

Ichigo nudged Harry in the shoulder. Harry quickly stood up. And the whole group of Gryffindor followed their headmaster and their teacher out the castle and into the forest.

Just what were they suppose to do here?

To be continued

Sucky ending. You hate me I know.