BIG TIME BAD BOY
I just love the dance they're doing when "City is ours" is playing. Awesome.
"Hair mouse… chocolate mousse… spandex"? I was waiting for something with the word "mouse"…
The "Bad-boy experiment of '95"? 15 years ago? I don't think Kelly would be old enough to remember that, let alone be Gustavo's assistant…
"Look at my back… check out my back…" I think I'm gonna have to check out those backs in person, thank you very much.
Molly… aka creep… I want that lolly-pop, though!
Bitters, why were you in the floor when Buddha Bob chopped that doughnut? Weren't you scared for your head?
I just love Katie in pigtails. She's so cute.
Mrs. Knight, why are you scared of Logan? He's not that scary.
Did Carlos just… did he just moon people out the window…? That's not right.
What is this? Bad-boy auditions? Just make someone be the bad boy! You don't have to make a whole production out of it!
Ya, Logie. You fix your hat and look stupid.
"Kelly is terrible at faking." And Kelly looks good in orange. But Carlos doesn't…
What is with Carlos and that board? Breaking it with his face doesn't make him bad, just crazy.
Ugh… Griffin's daughter… Mercedes… bitch…
You did not just hit James!
Wayne-Wayne, your goatee is gay-gay.
MEAN.
"We're not afraid of Wayne-Wayne, or anybody else." And yet you scream at Camille?
I love Kendall's hand motions when he's describing Wayne-Wayne for the second time. "Fakey Fakey, Poser Poser."
Please stop saying things twice. It's annoying and stupid.
"Stop, this is not cool." You're not cool.
TREE HATS!
Yes, they are really good at plans!
Carlos – cute. Logan – eh. Kendall – Sexy. James - *drools a little bit*
Plus-sized head? You're got a plus-sized body!
Molly? Kinda creepy?
OH. MAH. GAWD. KENDALL'S A SXY BAD-BOY! And he looks hot in leather, too. Hell-O skinny jeans!
Wayne-Wayne just rhymed "bad" with "bad". Yeah. Smooth move.
Is Monty in Gustavo's office? Because when Kendall was destroying it, I'm pretty sure I head a meow…
Desk bathroom? #1 or #2?
Kumbayah, my lord, he just kicked my balls…
Ugh, Kendall you're so whiney. And you are not dating Mercedes. That's just a disaster waiting to happen, as proved by "Big Time Demos".
Kelly looks good in pink, too.
Gustavo's handwriting looks very neat for scribbling on the song sheets earlier.
YES! WAYNE-WAYNE LOST HIS GAY GOATEE!
Why's Buddha Bob holding a whisk?
And "Molly Finster" looks like Katie in a blonde wig… is she Hannah Montana, too?
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