Title: House Doesn't Wear Prada
Author: Slashydutchie
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: House/Chase, Wilson/Cute Outfits
Sunmary: You've got azilver to thank for this. A discussion after a part of the Plotbunny-Series made me think of House and The Devil Wears Prada at the same time. House learns to appreciate Cuddy a lot more after someone else takes over the hospital for a little while.
Disclaimer: Don't own House, The Devil Wears Prada, Phantom of the Opera or any of the other stuff I make a reference to, no money made here.
Cuddy: "Guys, I'm going away for a week. There's this exchange thing to get more attention for career women and the big guys upstairs thought it would be a good idea for me to join in, so you're getting someone from some fashion magazine as your superior while I'm away."
House: "So… no Cuddy, but some probably-lesbian-only-interested-in-your-shoes type… for a week?"
Cuddy: sigh Probably.
House: "YEEE-HAW!" grabs Chase and happy-tangos him around the room
Day 1
Guys: gape at Cameron
Cameron: "What?"
Foreman: "Cameron… you look…" looks to the others helplessly
Chase: "A wuma wa wa wa wa!"
House: points to Chase "What he said."
Cameron: blush "You like it? Wilson put it together."
House: palmface
Foreman: "Why am I not surprised?"
Chase: "But er… what's the occasion?"
Door: SLAM!
Miranda: "Since you all know who I am, get to work."
Guys: blank faces
House: "Erm, lady? I have no bloo…"
Wilson: storms in, wearing quite a beautiful Prada ensemble, if you forgive the fact that it's actually made for women "Is it really?! WOOOOW! MIRANDA PRIESTLY!!!"
Slashydutchie: "Well, what else did you expect? It's still MY fic."
Wilson: looks up at ceiling "Where did that voice come from?"
Miranda: stares, and not in her typical once-over manner either
Foreman: "Oh God…"
Chase: "He's ba-ack…"
Miranda: "GET TO WORK!!!"
All but Wilson: scramble and practically climb over each other towards door
House: gets dragged back by Miranda
Miranda: "Emily, remove this…" points to Wilson who's currently snuggling her shoes "And then get me my coffee. That's all."
House: "Lady, my name isn't…"
Miranda: "That's. All."
House: "Yes, Miranda… Sure, Miranda…" runs off in search of crowbar
Day two
Chase: pats House on back "Don't worry, love… just four more days…."
House: holds back sob
Miranda: "Emily!"
Chase: blank look
House: "She means me."
Chase: "But…"
House: "I know." enters office
Miranda: "Emily, do you see what's going on here?"
House: stare
Miranda: "Well?"
House: "Just your underwear is the latest thing?"
Miranda: "No."
House: nods, then goes to hunt Wilson
Day three
Wilson: perches on top of a high cabinet "My precious!"
House: "Oh, for Christ's sake…"
Cameron: "What's going on here?"
Foreman: "He nicked shoes… again."
House: "Cameron… distract him."
Cameron: "How?"
House: "One moment…" runs off and returns with Miranda's purse "Use this."
Cameron: "But…"
House and Foreman: pleading looks
Cameron: "Oh, fine…"
House: starts moving to Wilson's left side
Foreman: creeps towards the right side
Cameron: "Look, what a nice purse… such nice material too…"
Wilson: drools
House: "One…"
Foreman: "Two…"
House: "NOW!"
Both: jump at Wilson and end up knocking heads in mid-air since he's jumped down and snatched the purse too
Cameron: "Well, that didn't go as planned…"
Foreman: "Yah think?"
Wilson: crazy laughs, then runs off
Miranda: "So… not only did you not get the shoes back… but you lost the purse in the process?"
House: lip trembles
Day four
Miranda: "Should these commands be ignored, a disaster beyond your imagination will occur."
House and Chase: sad nods
Miranda: "And who is 'H.G' anyway?"
House: "Hospital Ghost."
Chase: "In other words Wilson… I knew you shouldn't have given him that DVD."
House: glare "How could I have known?"
Chase: "Well, the way he kept saying 'Such a great idea…' could've given you a hint."
Miranda: proceeds to yell at them both, then some more at House after she's sent Chase off
Day five
Chase: drags House out of bed "One day more…"
House: "Oh for the love of… NO MORE MUSICALS!"
Foreman: "C'mon, guys… we can do it!"
Chase: "We can do it, me and you!"
Foreman: "We can do it, we can do it!"
House: "ARGH!" limps off at great speed
Foreman: "What's the matter with him?"
Chase: "Dunno, I mistook him for someone with a spine."
House: attempts to hide inside the comfy chair
Wilson: "AAAARGH! Damn you, you little prying Pandora! You've found my hiding space!"
House: "That's it!" knocks Wilson out with cane, then drags him towards Miranda by his hair
Miranda: "Good work, Emily. Now, I must prepare for the end-of-the-week speech to the press."
House: "It's Grego…"
Cameron and Foreman: rush in "Prima Donna!"
House: sobs, then curls up in fetal-position
The next Monday
Cuddy: "I'm back!"
House: pounces
Foreman: "Dude, why's your man constantly hugging and kissing Cuddy? Did he go back straight or something?"
Chase: shrug "Nah, probably just one of Greg's crazy things that make him so lovably brilliant."