Know Your Stars: Super Mario Brothers
Please be kind. This is the 1st ficcy of mine.
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As Mario was walking along through Donut Plains, a blue switch appeared in front of him. An aqua-ish glow came from it as he pressed it, before a trap door opened under him, and he plummeted below screaming, " Woahahahahahahahahah!"
" Mama Mia." Mario panted as he woke tied to a chair on an empty stage.
Know your stars. Know your stars. A voice boomed ominously from above.
Mario, he likes onions more than mushrooms.
" No I don't-a. Shrooms-a rock."
Right, and Peach married Bowser. Know your stars. Know your stars. Mario, he's cheating on Peach with a goomba. Suddenly, a clad pink princess came out on stage and slapped Mario six ways to Sunday.
" How dare you! I thought we had something special.
" We do Peach! That voice is-a lying."
"Yeah, like I'll believe an onion eatin' liar!" Peach then stormed off, cursing out Mario.
Ooooohhhhhh. BURN!!
" Shuddap you liar!"
Know your stars. Know your stars. Mario, he's not Italian. He's really Japanese.
" Prove it."
Your creators are from Japanese, you have Japanese subtitles, and were from Japan.
" Aaaggg!" he shouted as he was shot into nowhere paticular.
Please r&r. Be kind.
IT'S POLL TIME! Which phrase would you like to learn in Japanese(1st 20 reviews will be counted only! In addition, if there are 2 polls, answer the first in lower case and the second in Caps. If there is more, I'll state the rules.)
a) Up Yours!
b)Nice Meeting You.
c)Good Morning.
d)Good Night.
e)I've Been Raped!
or
f) Dog
Also, who should I tortu I Mean meet.. Yeah.
A) Luigi
B) Yoshi
or
C) Peach
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