Sunday, March 21st, 7:30 am

Dr. Seahorse (aka Hatori) has a witty new riddle for me (not).

'when the snow melts what does it become?' he asked, as he stuck a stick in my ear (that's what it looked like, anyway).

'water, fool.' I said, trying to sound lofty. I'm the head of the Sohma house, after all.

'no!' said Dr. Seahorse. "It becomes Spring!" then he got this dopey look on his face.

Well, that's me outsmarted, isn't it?

7:50 am

I got up to get dressed, and walked towards my wardrobe. I was trying to reach for a stupid normal kimono, but my hand, almost on instinct, shot towards a horrible flowery one! Why is my hand acting of it's own accord? More importantly, who put that flowery kimono in my closet?

I bet it was that gaylord, Ayame.

12:06 am

I saw Mr. Gaylord himself prancing down the hallway of the main house. I hissed at him, 'I know you put that kimono in my closet.'

Aya almost fell down with laughter. 'that wasn't me,' he said.

'who was it?!' I demanded.

Mr. Gaylord ran away.

12:09 am

I'll shatter my pride and go ask Dr. Seahorse. I mean, Hatori.

12:40 am

Stupid Dr. Seahorse started laughing too. HATORI NEVER LAUGHS. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HIM?

'no, it wasn't Aya-chan,' he said through choking.

'you mean YOU were in on this, too?!' I yelled at him.

'Of course not!' said Ha'ri a little too quickly.

Bastard.

ALL THE PEOPLE THAT COULD HAVE COMMITED THE CRIME I SHALL NEVER SPEAK OF AGAIN:

Ayame

Hatori

Shigure

my evil mother (I don't think so)

evil Rin (not enough guts, and no access to my room)

Rin through Hatsuharu (would think up something way worse)(also, see 5)

Yuki (yeah, RIGHT.)

So. Who would like me to reveal that I'm actually a girl? Who KNOWS I'm actually a girl?

Crapsticks.

2:20

Shigure was walking innocently down the hall. The stupid dog.

'SHIGURE!' I yelled. 'YOU PUT THAT STUPID THING IN MY CLOSET!!!'

'I do not know what you're talking about,' said Shigure serenely. He pointed behind him. 'but maybe they do.'

About half the Sohma house was staring at me, openmouthed.

Little nasties.

Monday, March 22nd

I am officially ignoring Shigure.

Ha.

Tuesday, March 23rd

Ritsu's mum was tottering down the hall outside my room today. What an old bag.

She went into Hatori's office, and I practically died of stifled laugher. She must be going to get her shots.

2 minutes later

Sure enough, I started to hear her wailing.

"I'M SO SORRY!!!!" she yelled at the top of her lungs. "I'LL NEVER BREAK THE NEEDLE AGAIN! IT'S ALL MY FAULT!! I APOLOGIZE TO THE WHOLE WORLD!!"

As Georgia Nicholson would say, Scary Bananas.