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House belted out in a mellifluous voice,
"My dearest dearest James,
It hasn't been the same.
Since you walked away,
It's been cloudy everyday."

Wilson replied,
"But House, I need my space!
So go work on your case!
You'll have no satisfaction
Without a good distraction!"

"But Wilson you're my friend!
I'll need you 'til the end.
I love you with all my heart
I can't stand to be apart."

"House, please respect my limits.
I'm not like all those idiots
Who give you everything you ask
And then are shocked when you're an ass!"

"But James you know you love me,
When you're with me, you feel free,
When I'm with you, I feel so good,
You always give me morning wood."

"Another reason to stay away!
I can't be with you another day!
Too much darkness, too much bleakness,
Too much whining, needy weakness."

"Come on, Wilson, you can't lie to me,
Those are the parts you love best about me!
Now come back, please, we'll have some fun,
I promise you won't forget this one!"

"You can't lure me back with kinky sex!"

"But you're so much freakier than anyone suspects!
You like it rough, you like it strange!"

"You're impossible, House, you'll never change!"

The music went soft all of a sudden as House answered,
"Maybe not, Wilson.
Maybe I never will.
But even if you won't see meee.....
I...
will...
looove...
youuu...
STIIIIIIILL!!!"

Chase suddenly sat up in his bed.

"What happened?" mumbled Cameron.

"I just had the strangest dream," Chase answered.

"About what?"

"Uhh... nothing. Sorry to wake you. Go back to sleep." Chase made a mental note to never eat pepper-jack cheese before bed again.